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I Dance Like I Own the Joint

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    Get Back, Get Back!

    I need more room else I shall decapitate you all with my whirligig arms of doom. Don't blame me, I just move with the groove. No mac daddy, I'm not milking the funk - I AM the funk and you are most welcome in my temple.
    habanita habanita 51-55, F May 29, 2011

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    Hey..is It So Bad Being A Webcam Model?

    hi im a cam model...no one knows but my husband and son...Im still a good person, why do i feel bad sometimes?!
    BornFree6 BornFree6 46-50 1 Response May 12, 2012

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    Lost In the Beats

    When I get on the dancefloor, there's just something that takes over and I get completely lost in the music. My body starts moving, hips start shakin, doesn't matter if its salsa, house, d&b, reggae, hip hop...  When I'm in the zone, I just let it all go......
    daisuki daisuki 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 18, 2007

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    Musically Possessed

    Boy oh boy I love to dance. I feel like a lot of people go to clubs to meet other people, in the romantic sense. I go for the music. If the music is no good, I don't hang around for long. I dance like a crazy person. I truly don't give two s*its what anyone might think. I love it...
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 8, 2013

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    Step Back While I Blow Your Mind

    I see you looking at me. Uh-huh! That's right. I have my 'taco meat' showing from my un-buttoned shirt. You love it ladies, don't kid yourself. You admire my herringbone gold chain...pimpin' before pimpin' was pimpin. See that bulge? It is your fantasy: tube socks. I say to the...
    EricS EricS 31-35, M 36 Responses Dec 19, 2008

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    Today, Oh Yes

    Last night, I had this odd feeling that I would feel lonely today...I feel so relieved, because I was dead wrong.  I'll be doing house chores all day, but I'll have music on, and in between the chores (which I am feeling thankful for at the moment), I'll be dancing like I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 22, 2008

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    No Shame

    I have no shame in the dancing department. Seriously!! I have absolutely no shame and no problem making a complete spectacle of myself. People in my town have seen me dancing to my Ipod all over town, largely uncaring of anyone who may be watching. It's just so invigorating plus...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Oct 3, 2009

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    Spontaneous Dance

    I love to go out dancing with my friends, but more than that is performing. Any kind of dance choreography i learn, whether if it is for a show, or a wedding, or something like that, i LOVE to go out and work those moves like everyone's eyes are on me. You get such a rush...
    snickersbar snickersbar 18-21, F Jun 12, 2007

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    I love dancing so much

    even when I do the dishes :-) hahaha I feel good
    Antheia7 Antheia7 31-35, F Mar 20, 2014

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    Well of Coarse, I Dont Care Wh...

    Well of coarse, I dont care who is watching, or who is chatting about me, I get up to dance if the music makes me feel that way, and I am in a world of my own, 9 times out of 10, people normally follow suit.
    rosygal rosygal 46-50, F 3 Responses Dec 7, 2007

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    Let's Dance Into the Night

    That's the only way i get down. i have to move freely. and even though i'm smaller or skinny or slim or whatever people want to call my body type doesn't mean i only need one square inch. so i just had to join this group. i love to rock the place out.
    angelx20 angelx20 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 28, 2007

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    Dance Dance

    No matter where I am, if a really, dance-worthy song comes on, I cannot help but move. I get a deep sense of rythym and the song waves through me and I get lost in the music. One of my current favorite 'Drop it and Dance' songs is called 'Whine Up' by Kat Deluna. It just makes me...
    kaykers kaykers 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19, 2007

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    Why Not...

    Just gotta have fun... who cares what you look like. I have a friend that looks like George from Sinfeld. He gets out there and just goes into his own world and we all love it. He's free, happy and could care less if he's got the moves down. They are his moves and he's happy.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F Oct 28, 2007

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    I love, love, love dancing.

    I don't "twerk"nor will I ever. I do wine. I love dancehall style moves ;)
    tefaire tefaire 18-21, F Nov 29, 2013

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    Well, In a Manner of Speaking...

    I dance like I own the joint is true, insofar that nobody who didn't actually own the joint would dare to publicly parade the strange arrythmic, spasticated, jerk_ing and grotesque combination of movements that I call "dancing". ;) That doesn't stop it from being...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

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    I Love to Dance

     It feels so good to get dressed up  get in the car with my Girls  and go to a dance club and get out there and just Dance .... ive always loved dance ... i took  Jazz when i was younger but have always loved to read about dancing  learning new dances and...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 25, 2007

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    Hiney Shakin' and Everything

    I'm no John Travolta, but I can hold my own on the dance floor, with everything from a techno to a two-step.  I love to dance.  It's an incredible cardio work out, not to mention a blast.  Care to dance?
    JimmyTheBull JimmyTheBull 18-21, M 7 Responses Jun 28, 2009

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    A day without dancing,

    is a sad day.
    nordicgirl nordicgirl 18-21, F Mar 25, 2014

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    Last Day of Term...

    There were 3 of us from our group of friends that were leaving, one couldnt make it as it was his 2nd wedding anniversary and one was in Serbia and still is on a Christian mission. The maths boys thought it would be best if they went and played Xbox and did geeky stuff so the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 3, 2008

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    Hell Yeah!

    I'm sorry, but I don't get the people to get on the dance floor and sorta move about an inch to either side and do the same repetitive movements over and over again. If you're gonna dance, do it properly!! Or get off and let someone else dance! When it comes to dancing, I have to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 20, 2008

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    Used to Be

    I am going to work on this one
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F Oct 14, 2008

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    The Owner of Your Groove Is Back. Part Two.

    I walk through the door, the club is banging. Playing some good songs, but not my groove jams, no! I think before I complain to the DJ I need a drink. Let me wobble over to the bar... ...Yo! Taco Meat needs some love juice. Bursting out to the 'tender, I say: "let me...
    EricS EricS 31-35, M 20 Responses Jun 19, 2009

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    Did You Want to Watch Me Shake My Groove Thang?

    this is the only way to go! just to get out there and bust it out like there is no tommorow! i love the people that stand out there and give dirty looks because they take life too seriously. who cares if i look like an idiot?! i am having a great time AND burning calories...
    LittleLady LittleLady 18-21, F Nov 27, 2007

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    Party Starter

    last night I went out with my girl. we hopped around a bit. our favorite clubs were a bit slow, so we went out on the dance floor alone. seconds later, the floor was full. after, people came up to us and thanked us and bought us drinks. I'm not the most skilled dancer, but I...
    Vioulette Vioulette 26-30, F Jun 22, 2010

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    Dance Like It'S Your Last

    Went out last weekend and danced! It's been too long. It's refreshing to let go of inhibitions, smile, and just dance!
    EPKate EPKate 26-30, F Oct 4, 2013

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    I've Been In a Cypher

    I used to dance in college on a hip hop dance team.  Not a big deal, all we did was dance for college events and a few DC-wide events.  I can hold my own when it comes to breaking but in no way am I a professional I was in the middle of a cypher once when some song...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 2 Responses Dec 3, 2008

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    Anyone been to Hot Dub Time Machine.

    Its only the best party ever where everyone dances like no one is watching and everyone knows the words to every single song. Such a great party atmosphere songs are from each year from 1955 to present day.
    linacar79 linacar79 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2015

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    You've Done It!

    My wallet and gas tank were both 100% empty, but my journey home was sponsored by a ninety-year-old man who paid me $5 to flash him in the crowded parking lot of the gas station.
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 28, 2009

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    I dance in the shower all the time and finally thee inevitable happened. Hep eye fell out , taking the curtain rod down with me, missing hitting my head on the toilet by a hair...
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    Until recently I had never been to. Gay bar, I went to one last night and they were great, they had sexy gogo boy dancers, one was so hot, like ripped all over I just had to give...
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    I've done loads of different types of dancing growing up, love to dance.
    DemiFrsr DemiFrsr 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Dance is something that keeps me really going and i love dancing on any occasion, i'm not a professional type, but yes i love dancing for happiness :D
    LetsSpreadPositivity LetsSpreadPositivity 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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