I Dance Like I Own the Joint

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 273 People

    You've Done It!

    My wallet and gas tank were both 100% empty, but my journey home was sponsored by a ninety-year-old man who paid me $5 to flash him in the crowded parking lot of the gas station.
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jul 28, 2009

    Today, Oh Yes

    Last night, I had this odd feeling that I would feel lonely today...I feel so relieved, because I was dead wrong.  I'll be doing house chores all day, but I'll have music on, and in between the chores (which I am feeling thankful for at the moment), I'll be dancing like I...
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    1 Response Aug 22, 2008

    Well, In a Manner of Speaking...

    I dance like I own the joint is true, insofar that nobody who didn't actually own the joint would dare to publicly parade the strange arrythmic, spasticated, jerk_ing and grotesque combination of movements that I call "dancing". ;) That doesn't stop it from being...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jun 16, 2007

    Hiney Shakin' and Everything

    I'm no John Travolta, but I can hold my own on the dance floor, with everything from a techno to a two-step.  I love to dance.  It's an incredible cardio work out, not to mention a blast.  Care to dance?
    JimmyTheBull JimmyTheBull
    18-21, M
    7 Responses Jun 28, 2009

    Lost In the Beats

    When I get on the dancefloor, there's just something that takes over and I get completely lost in the music. My body starts moving, hips start shakin, doesn't matter if its salsa, house, d&b, reggae, hip hop...  When I'm in the zone, I just let it all go......
    daisuki daisuki
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 18, 2007

    Why Not...

    Just gotta have fun... who cares what you look like. I have a friend that looks like George from Sinfeld. He gets out there and just goes into his own world and we all love it. He's free, happy and could care less if he's got the moves down. They are his moves and he's happy.
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Oct 28, 2007

    Used to Be

    I am going to work on this one
    1Babe 1Babe
    46-50, F
    Oct 14, 2008

    Hey..is It So Bad Being A Webcam Model?

    hi im a cam model...no one knows but my husband and son...Im still a good person, why do i feel bad sometimes?!
    BornFree6 BornFree6
    1 Response May 12, 2012

    Spontaneous Dance

    I love to go out dancing with my friends, but more than that is performing. Any kind of dance choreography i learn, whether if it is for a show, or a wedding, or something like that, i LOVE to go out and work those moves like everyone's eyes are on me. You get such a rush...
    snickersbar snickersbar
    18-21, F
    Jun 12, 2007

    I've Been In a Cypher

    I used to dance in college on a hip hop dance team.  Not a big deal, all we did was dance for college events and a few DC-wide events.  I can hold my own when it comes to breaking but in no way am I a professional I was in the middle of a cypher once when some song...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Dec 3, 2008

    I love, love, love dancing.

    I don't "twerk"nor will I ever. I do wine. I love dancehall style moves ;)
    tefaire tefaire
    22-25, F
    Nov 29, 2013

    Step Back While I Blow Your Mind

    I see you looking at me. Uh-huh! That's right. I have my 'taco meat' showing from my un-buttoned shirt. You love it ladies, don't kid yourself. You admire my herringbone gold chain...pimpin' before pimpin' was pimpin. See that bulge? It is your fantasy: tube socks. I say to the...
    EricS EricS
    36-40, M
    35 Responses Dec 19, 2008

    No Shame

    I have no shame in the dancing department. Seriously!! I have absolutely no shame and no problem making a complete spectacle of myself. People in my town have seen me dancing to my Ipod all over town, largely uncaring of anyone who may be watching. It's just so invigorating plus...
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    6 Responses Oct 3, 2009

    Did You Want to Watch Me Shake My Groove Thang?

    this is the only way to go! just to get out there and bust it out like there is no tommorow! i love the people that stand out there and give dirty looks because they take life too seriously. who cares if i look like an idiot?! i am having a great time AND burning calories...
    LittleLady LittleLady
    18-21, F
    Nov 27, 2007

    Last Day of Term...

    There were 3 of us from our group of friends that were leaving, one couldnt make it as it was his 2nd wedding anniversary and one was in Serbia and still is on a Christian mission. The maths boys thought it would be best if they went and played Xbox and did geeky stuff so the...
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    Aug 3, 2008

    Hell Yeah!

    I'm sorry, but I don't get the people to get on the dance floor and sorta move about an inch to either side and do the same repetitive movements over and over again. If you're gonna dance, do it properly!! Or get off and let someone else dance! When it comes to dancing, I have to...
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    Apr 20, 2008

    Dance Dance

    No matter where I am, if a really, dance-worthy song comes on, I cannot help but move. I get a deep sense of rythym and the song waves through me and I get lost in the music. One of my current favorite 'Drop it and Dance' songs is called 'Whine Up' by Kat Deluna. It just makes me...
    kaykers kaykers
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 19, 2007

    The Owner of Your Groove Is Back. Part Two.

    I walk through the door, the club is banging. Playing some good songs, but not my groove jams, no! I think before I complain to the DJ I need a drink. Let me wobble over to the bar... ...Yo! Taco Meat needs some love juice. Bursting out to the 'tender, I say: "let me...
    EricS EricS
    36-40, M
    20 Responses Jun 19, 2009

    Party Starter

    last night I went out with my girl. we hopped around a bit. our favorite clubs were a bit slow, so we went out on the dance floor alone. seconds later, the floor was full. after, people came up to us and thanked us and bought us drinks. I'm not the most skilled dancer, but I...
    Vioulette Vioulette
    26-30, F
    Jun 22, 2010

    Musically Possessed

    Boy oh boy I love to dance. I feel like a lot of people go to clubs to meet other people, in the romantic sense. I go for the music. If the music is no good, I don't hang around for long. I dance like a crazy person. I truly don't give two s*its what anyone might think. I love it...
    Smokeandpencils Smokeandpencils
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Nov 8, 2013

    Well of Coarse, I Dont Care Wh...

    Well of coarse, I dont care who is watching, or who is chatting about me, I get up to dance if the music makes me feel that way, and I am in a world of my own, 9 times out of 10, people normally follow suit.
    rosygal rosygal
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2007

    I love dancing so much

    even when I do the dishes :-) hahaha I feel good
    Antheia7 Antheia7
    31-35, F
    Mar 20, 2014

    Dance Like It'S Your Last

    Went out last weekend and danced! It's been too long. It's refreshing to let go of inhibitions, smile, and just dance!
    EPKate EPKate
    26-30, F
    Oct 4, 2013

    A day without dancing,

    is a sad day.
    nordicgirl nordicgirl
    18-21, F
    Mar 25, 2014

    I Love to Dance

     It feels so good to get dressed up  get in the car with my Girls  and go to a dance club and get out there and just Dance .... ive always loved dance ... i took  Jazz when i was younger but have always loved to read about dancing  learning new dances and...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 25, 2007

    Get Back, Get Back!

    I need more room else I shall decapitate you all with my whirligig arms of doom. Don't blame me, I just move with the groove. No mac daddy, I'm not milking the funk - I AM the funk and you are most welcome in my temple.
    habanita habanita
    51-55, F
    May 29, 2011

    Let's Dance Into the Night

    That's the only way i get down. i have to move freely. and even though i'm smaller or skinny or slim or whatever people want to call my body type doesn't mean i only need one square inch. so i just had to join this group. i love to rock the place out.
    angelx20 angelx20
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2007
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