I Develop Inconvenient Crushes

man...this sucks. 585 People

    Smiley: It has been a tendency of mine,

    throughout my life, to develop inconvenient or inappropriate crushes. I find myself in that situation yet again with a colleague of mine, Smiley. Workplace romance might not be such a taboo in waitering as it is in other professions, but it still poses a lot of potential...
    Lullacus Lullacus
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 27, 2014


    I like somebody that I shouldn't, and couldn't, have.  Damnit.  He's got an awesome personality, we click really well, he's lots of fun to be around, he's intelligent, and he is just so darn attractive.  He's also clean...I mean he keeps his apartment really...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    12 Responses Jun 10, 2009

    The guy I like I never see,

    he's 16 years older and has a girlfriend who lives in Canada. There's a guy who sometimes comes in and pervs on me, he says rude things but coincidently doesn't say them when my crush is there, which I would find useful as I'd like to see his reaction to the perv.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 18, 2014

    Anyone else think Earnest was cute,

    or should I be committed? 😐😕😑
    janie94 janie94
    22-25, F
    Jul 21, 2015

    My Male Teacher

    I've already written two stories about the crushes i've gotten on girls, including my female teacher. This is about one of my male teachers. He was in his late 20s. I was in 9th-10th grade. In the beginning of 10th grade, our class took a trip out of the country. We stayed at a...
    Heartmaker Heartmaker
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 4, 2009

    I recently developed a crush on one of my

    friend, who is already in a loving relationship and married so yeah... It took me some time but I have finally moved on from that crush. It's a shame too, he is quite a nice guy.
    renkun555 renkun555
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 29, 2014

    Story of my life. .. he's with her,

    she likes him... Girl I liked has a guy that fits with her. Guy I like now is friend zone (they both are) and he's got a gf anyway. He hinted recently he used to swing both ways and I believe that was more for information than anything- not so much suggestive. What do I do...
    YeahthatsMylife YeahthatsMylife
    26-30, M
    Feb 23, 2015

    I Develop Inconvenient Crushes All The Time.

     Well let me think, Umm, well the first one i think was my foster cousin, then a 42 yr old commitment phobe, then my therapist, then my gay best friend whom ive known since i was 5 years old.
    bubblegum84 bubblegum84
    26-30, F
    Nov 29, 2009

    Gah! Me too! It's nice to know I'm not alone,

    but sorry this happens so much! I had a one night stand just after I broke up my 7 year relationship, and it totally changed my life. It was incredible, magical, passionate, and everything I'd been missing, and it reignited my lust for life. So it is pretty difficult to keep...
    millicentmay millicentmay
    36-40, F
    1 Response May 2, 2014

    First day on-the-job training at the cafe,

    I felt awkward because I wore formal outfit & the rest of the staff wore casual outfit. I sit far from the rest & the manager called me to sit closer. A tall guy helped me carried my chair closer & I sit next to him. The manager want to discuss about the menu so he ask the...
    yumemi yumemi
    26-30, F
    Nov 3, 2015

    6'4" tall, blonde hair,

    cute smile,blue eyes, sociable,charming,good cook,polite, has an English accent and unattainable. The End.
    Susana1985 Susana1985
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 3, 2014

    My Crushes

    The standout one for me was my Team Leader at work. I crushed on him like crazy! He was funny, cheeky, in his early forties but married. It very much distracted me from my work. Workplace crushes are the worst. In general I develop crushes on friends of friends. And they are...
    strawberrybunny strawberrybunny
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 4, 2009
    deleted deleted
    Aug 17, 2015

    I seem to always have a crush on someone,

    at all times. Once one crush ends, another immediately begins. Anyone else do this too?
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2014

    It sucks when you're ignored by the person

    whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes off her, and I know I probably wasn’t the only guy staring at her either. Through my mind, I was thinking, "you know what, I'm gonna try to...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789
    18-21, M
    Apr 2, 2014

    So Many........ To Keep A Track On !!!!!!

    Last year it was actor Jude Law......... Recently.....I had a crush on singer Marc Anthony................oohhhh soooooo weird yet mmmm. Ofcourse Edward Cullen,the forever young "Twilight" guy.........I mean vampire............uuuuffff And my all time favorite(since the...
    Aliva Aliva
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 7, 2010

    Story of every crush I've had.

    Taken, forbidden, a friend's ex, asexual, or just not interested in anyone. Blaugh why can't I win? Every time. Every. Time. It's quite annoying
    Saudabell Saudabell
    16-17, F
    Apr 29, 2014

    University Teacher

    She's super-cute, has gorgeous long hair, which she dyes dark brown, accentuating her marvellously bright blue eyes, golden freckles all over her white skin, a tiny waist and an overall feminine frame. Her voice is high and silverish and allthough I know she is hetero and has a...
    Galene Galene
    22-25, F
    Sep 18, 2013

    Crushed By Your Crush

    A crush....such a weird name for a feeling yes a feeling its like the line before jumping to love but after lust well that's how i felt. I always seemed to summon up crushes on people i know aren't going to feel the same ...but this time i thought different the way he looked at...
    NiaLynn NiaLynn
    18-21, F
    Nov 10, 2013

    Seriously, it's annoying!

    Like, I don't wanna have a crush in that person! It's just not right and it's really awkward when I talk to them. I have a very inconvenient crush right now, and it's on my best friend. I don't like it at all! Me dating him!! It's just hilarious if you think about it. Someone...
    fivesaucewhoop fivesaucewhoop
    13-15, F
    May 2, 2014


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    S74rxed S74rxed
    36-40, F
    Apr 3, 2010

    There are numerous older men in the world

    who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to find women for dating and companionship. The spokesperson reports that many older men have started finding perfect companions through their...
    coryleecc11 coryleecc11
    26-30, F
    Oct 10, 2015

    Inconvenient Crushes: A List, by Lostinwonderland

    Here are some of the inconvenient crushes I've developed throughout my life. At least the ones that readily come to mind. 1. My 52 year old history teacher in junior high. 2. This 30 year old lifeguard/psychologist (interesting combo) when I was 12. It was inconvenient up until...
    lostinwunderland lostinwunderland
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 4, 2012

    I have a knack for attractions with bad news.

    About 8-10 months ago I broke up with my girlfriend of 2-3 years. (Although not that long, we lived together for all of it. Which is why it was so intense and lasted too long). In summary, it was all give and no take. She was selfish, mean, and we enabled the worst in each...
    WrittenxSymphony WrittenxSymphony
    22-25, T
    2 Responses Sep 5, 2014

    My ex had ED from too much **** use.

    Then I liked a guy with diabetes (which causes ED) and unfortunately is a massive **** lover judging from his Facebook likes. Don't answer this with he's a man blah blah they all do it, this guy needs help. He's always perving on women, I had already fallen before I knew this.
    Paleandpolluted86 Paleandpolluted86
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 23, 2015

    ...and they always hurt at some point,

    but I can't stop myself from having them.
    been2 been2
    36-40, F
    Dec 13, 2014
    sighselly sighselly
    13-15, F
    May 2, 2014

    I Develope Inconvenient Crushes.

    EXTREMLY INCONVENIENE!!! They're all dead!! Its not as creepy as it sounds. I just have this thing for "older" men. My current crushes are just never gonna happen. Crush #1: George Harrison. And not only is he dead he was married before and completely out of my league( hes the...
    applescruffs applescruffs
    22-25, F
    Jun 15, 2010

    She reads the kind of books I read.

    She's down to Earth. She draws! And is very good at it, but still very humble. She loves to laugh. She laughs a lot. Also her smile, it's beautiful. She's beautiful; not even a make up on and just her bare skin. She really is. And it's effortless. She has a good sense of...
    kixisback kixisback
    Jun 6, 2014

    So I have a really big crush on this guy .

    .. The only problem is it's the last week of school 😩
    boyproblemz boyproblemz
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jun 3, 2014

    I have a maaaajor crush,

    on one of my work colleagues. I've only been working at my current place for 5 months. We hit it off straight away and discovered we have mutual friends outside of work, as well as mutual likes and dislikes. Very similar personalities and sense of humour. I think the feeling is...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Nov 21, 2014

    I want to tell him how much he means to me

    but I know I'm barely anything to him and it ******* sucks
    gkchappy gkchappy
    18-21, F
    May 13, 2014
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2014

    alllllll the time, whoever i cant go

    for is who i start liking
    em11111 em11111
    18-21, F
    May 3, 2014

    Lately, these past few months,

    I've been developing crushes on people, I hate that because they wind up with someone or I never tell them and they wind up moving on out of my life :/
    RyRyOfAwesomeness RyRyOfAwesomeness
    16-17, M
    Nov 28, 2014

    all the time and I will cut off contact quick

    before it becomes more than a crush....
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 10, 2015

    I love how his voice is

    so soothing. When he's talking I can't help, but smile in awe. I just wish I weren't so nervous around him. Then again, I'm just wishful thinking anything will ever happen between us.
    5amsunrise 5amsunrise
    22-25, F
    Nov 12, 2015

    Too Young!

    I would fall for guys that were too young...i was 23 he was 18 i was 30 he was 20 i was 31 he was 19 things like that..then id get hurt when they wavered!
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jun 28, 2009

    Way Too Many.

    Most often, it's on a teacher. Or, a best friend. Or, even, someone I met online, who lives far away. And no matter how real that feeling of love may be, they live so far from me that "inconvenient" hardly does it justice.  
    deleted deleted
    Nov 8, 2009

    My Female Teacher

      In 9th grade I got a new Norwegian teacher. She was 25 and had just finished school. We were her first class. I didn't take long before all the other students started hating her. Everyone got worse grades than they had before, and once they started hating her, they talked...
    Heartmaker Heartmaker
    18-21, F
    Dec 4, 2009


    I know that the other person would never be interested in me, but I still let myself get all worked up. And then when I notice that this person is interested in someone else (or doesn't notice that I exist), I feel so embarrassed and humiliated for even thinking that I had a...
    NaNeenah NaNeenah
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 10, 2010

    I don't get why I like him

    so much I mean he's cute, funny, extremely random, he makes me smile when I'm upset. He did say we could try something between us in the future. Maybe it'll happen?
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan
    Jun 3, 2014

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