I Did A Lot Of Stupid Things When I Was A Kid

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    Built A Swimming Pool In The Side Yard

    It was at an angle and only filled up at the "deep end."  I lined it with plastic and sat in the muddy water, enjoying the fruits of my labor.  A neighborhood boy witnessed this inane sight and punched me out, on principle.
    wonderama wonderama
    46-50, F
    Jan 2, 2012

    I Often Wonder How I Am Still Alive

    It started off at the tender age of two and a bit, when I decided to wear my mum's high heels as I jumped down the stairs. I smacked my head on the radiator as I fell into a box and broke my nose. I didn't learn my lesson. At playgroup I was always covered...
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Dec 29, 2009

    The luckiest thing ever; I was outside

    gathering plant samples to look at under my microscope (I was 8) when my mom came out to say hi. We both hear the rattle of a rattlesnake, this one was a 4-foot long diamondback rattler with 10 rattles. It was poised to strike, and the door was wide open. I figured it would be...
    BlossomTheMeganium BlossomTheMeganium
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 2, 2015

    And

    I'm still a kid!!!!! At least as far as stupid things go...  
    passionateactorxox passionateactorxox
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Dec 29, 2009

    The youngest age I can remember of pooping my

    pants was when I was 4 we had just moved into our new house which we still live in to this day and for what ever reason I remember just standing at the top of the stairs in just my orange pants leaning over the banister calling my mum I was obviously really desperate I was...
    Mushypanties12 Mushypanties12
    18-21, M
    Feb 4, 2015

    •I tried to balance the light switch in

    between on and off. •My mom told me the refrigerator light wasn't always on so I looked while I shut it waiting to see someone turning it off. •Ran and jumped on my bed so the mister wouldn't reach out and grab me. •Pretended my covers were a force field and the monsters...
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 30, 2014
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