I Did I Say That Out Loud

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    I think most of us have an expression

    that blurts out automatically when we are really shocked or dismayed. My dad's expression is "Oh my Jesus". I've heard him say it maybe once a year, I don't think he knows he even said it, but his mouth hangs open after he does, so he's serious. I don't know where he picked it...
    9minute 9minute
    18-21, M
    Mar 11, 2016

    This morning I walked past a guy chaining his

    cycle to the railings. Twenties, dreadlocks and figure hugging lycra shorts showing every inch he was blessed with. And boy, was he blessed. As I held my gaze I said "ohhh yes please" o_O Damn I keep forgetting a few men are still straight.
    AlwaysHaveParis AlwaysHaveParis
    31-35, M
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2016

    When ever I think of an embarrassing moment in

    my life, I say out loud the name of my step daughter and then her boobs. Gosh I'm weird.
    Katakuna Katakuna
    46-50, M
    Mar 18, 2016
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