I Did It For the Lulz

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    Ride A Pig.

    ever have one of those awesome party nights that never ends?  You only face the facts when you realize  the bottle is empty and you are nursing your last drink to make it last as long as possible?  The kind whee the sun is coming up and you aren't even thinking of going down...
    Firegod74 Firegod74
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 14, 2011

    Your Kind Ain't Taken To Kindly Round Hurr!

    So, living the glorious, progressive state of Kentucky, where people are well educated and tolerant of different types of people, my friends and I decided it would be a fantastic idea to visit a quaint country bar in the area. Inside, we find a nice assortment of various...
    Maskerade Maskerade
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2010

    Will be on my headstone.

    Except all they'll bury is the clothes I died in, because my body needs to be donated to science. The Bodies exhibit. I can be naked and on display for the afterlife. The thought is giving me a *****.
    Geometerichachi Geometerichachi
    31-35, M
    Dec 16, 2013
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