I Did Not Get the Memo

Always the last to know.  Story of my life. 
Even at work where the real memo's exist, I have to hear it from my co-workers.  I'm always asking what they are talking about & then they say didn't you get the memo...

apparently they skipped me ... Jake skips me alot ...   but i dont need the memo cause i got my own agenda  to do God's  will  and thats what it should be ..  if God wants it to work it will  he...

So I know that gossiping at work does not make for happy relationships, but
I swear that people bend over backwards trying to get me involved lol. I always end up the
mediator, the go between, the referee etc. I am determined to stay...

Compromising myself to fit into relationships.

Conforming to the standards of others to keep them happy.

Giving myself away, piece by piece, because that's what's expected of someone now.

Discontinuing the habit of caring about...

This isn't a story. It's a description of my general state of being. I'm always out of the loop. Get what I mean? It's crazy, but I always feel like I'm an outsider in every group. This isn't a sob story either. Just a statement of fact...

I often have this thing where I don't feel like I belong in life as I know it on earth. Sure, I might seem human and even look human, but I'm really some weird sort of subspecies. In a world where people show up to work on time, go to...

I work for my Dad and either I'm tired I'm more tired than I realize or it's time to tell the boss to take this job and shove it.For the last 8 years he's been running a small, growing business without any kind of office help at all...

I keep feeling like there are lessons in life that other people have learnt but I haven't. For example: I don't know what clothes are flattering on me; I don't know how to comfort people who are sad or upset; I don't know how to show...

...Until I either tell you to fuck off, or not go to your church, because you want me to do a, b, and c immediately to live more "morally."

I recently had to relocate to help out one of my parents who ended up passing away. I had to leave my job since the commute was too expensive.(I was renting a house also). I am living on my savings and selling stuff at flea markets just...

Over my last few trips to City Y (my hometown) I've been feeling like something's off. That strange feeling that of being a wildflower in a garden of jasmine kept cropping up...until I finally put my finger on why.

A couple of days...

I did not get the memo regarding hats, specifically baseball hats.  Apparently this memo stated that it was now okay to wear hats indoors!  It also stated that wearing them with the brim facing backwards was both functional...

I did get e memo today, it tells me that we have to stop giving the plants in our rooms coffee and thee. But our plant is addicted to the coffe we give it and grows rappidly.

Now I have to questions:

Should we stop feeding it...

I'm so glad to hear there are other people out there who are like me!
I consistently dont fit in. I am much the same as the rest of you, in that i m interested in many things, but once i seem to grasp the concept or learn the...

I just don't get it. What is the point? I've been working two days this week so far, and every second that I am there I just think "fuck it". This is such a load of bullshit. Is this really what life is about? I mean I've been doing the...

Oh my gosh!  You can't know how HAPPY I was reading this story of yours!  I SWEAR, you could have been describing me!!  I've had all the same problems you've described with jobs.  Have even had a BUNCH of different...

Somewhere along the line I found myself devoid of friends, the job opportunities vanished, my hair turned grey and I stopped caring about life. I tap away on a computer keyboard but I feel as if the words are merely drifting into...

Innocent people are killed by drunk drivers all the time.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DRUNK DRIVER???....