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    Even I Can't Take Me Seriously... - When I get angry I start calling people *** camels or something else random I've come up with at the time. No one in the world can take me...
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 13, 2008

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    Shadow Comedian - For some reason people thought that when I followed someone around it was funny. I was bored and this guy was ******* me off so I stood behind him and he couldn't...
    Henna Henna 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 2, 2007

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    Dont Try This On Anything But Grass - welp this past school year we did relay races for P.E. mostly on the black top but sometimes on grass which i thank god for well one day...
    unamedinside unamedinside 16-18, F Sep 21, 2007

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    YES, Way Too Many Times to ... - YES, way too many times to count. I wish I could come up with one specific occasion, but i've been up all night ONCE AGAIN playing on line... LOL...
    ninelives1979 ninelives1979 26-30, F May 8, 2008

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    What?? - I have had so many experiences where I have done or said something that has induced laughter and not known what the hell was so funny..   I can remember clearly...
    BlasphemousAngel BlasphemousAngel 31-35, M Jun 12, 2009

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    There Are Two People That I Ca... - There are two people that I can't talk to without them cracking up. They say it's my mannerisms and choice of words, facial expressions etc. I...
    billypilgrim billypilgrim 18-21, M Sep 21, 2007

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    How I Sustained An Elbow Injury On Thanksgiving - I fell trying to do the moon walk!  I was DOIN it, too!  I was on the hardwood floor, in front of the fireplace at my...
    MysticWriter MysticWriter 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 28, 2006

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    I Apparently Do Many Things Th... - I apparently do many things that are hysterical. Gawd for bid that I do merely ho hum things. Perhaps I'll write one of my hysterical things on...
    sweetd sweetd 56-60, F 2 Responses Sep 21, 2007

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    I Dont Know Why - I do stupid things, and say stupid things, often, but I don't really know why. I upset people, or get in trouble, or just generally annoy them, but mostly I get...
    Wayney Wayney 16-18, M Sep 21, 2007

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    Done something hysterical? - *L* Oh I'm sure I have (lots) but...I'm not telling.  And spoil my image? *L* Uh-uh.  No way.  Hey, hey...
    Annillusion Annillusion 31-35, F Sep 21, 2007

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    Daily. ... - Daily. Without any effort whatsoever I crack people up on an ongoing basis. It's a gift, I guess.
    chovhani chovhani 46-50, F Sep 21, 2007

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    Several times, I have run away. It was irresponsible and reckless. Somewhat spontaneous although equally not spontaneous. The unexpected part was how much fun it was and how great...
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    I went to my brothers house to drink with him and a few friends. And normally I'm pretty good with alcohol, but this time I wasn't. I hadn't eaten all day and I started off with a...
    Peanutnumber22 Peanutnumber22 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    When I worked in the deli this one girl loved my breasts and would always caress them from behind when no one was looking. My husband went on a fishing trip and asked if she would...
    lovinglife86 lovinglife86 26-30, F 5 Responses Mar 25

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    I have been walking around for days thinking about this non stop. I am going to post my thoughts here and then maybe I can finally let it go........... I work with a man everyday...
    TinyBlissBlue TinyBlissBlue 41-45, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    And now suffer the consequences. I told someone (drunkenly, i might add) who I work with that I love them. (They are in a relationship). That was 4 months ago and it's still WEIRD...
    Ophelia13 Ophelia13 36-40, F 2 Responses Mar 18

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    Today I brought a monster energy drink and I was so high per got into Trouble after that I went to the washroom thinking a way to come down . Went back to class and the teacher...
    KMR4632 KMR4632 18-21, F Mar 19

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    The Needle- competing with temptation against all the odds so good at hiding pain can't keep living this facade relationships are abandoned emotions are numb priorities...
    addictionbarbie addictionbarbie 18-21, F Mar 21

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    I wish I would have known my current girlfriend better before I let her get to close. All I knew about her was lies and it's too late now. I just wish she would have always been...
    FullofFood FullofFood 16-17, M Mar 23

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    I could not stop swimming into the ocean, full moon and I got almost lost ...really scary and breathtaking experience
    nickxoxo8 nickxoxo8 26-30, M Mar 26

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    I helped my best friend quit smoking and cutting and for 3 years I finally got her to forget about her ex who's good for nothing. Now she's going to rehab and receiving medical...
    MaryRiddle3 MaryRiddle3 13-15, F Mar 28

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    Sooo I threw a party at home and my uncle found me drunk and he told my mom, ****.
    imjustlookingforadvice imjustlookingforadvice 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    I don't regret the things that I have done, but I do regret the things that I have not yet done when I still had my chance.
    Moridori Moridori 13-15, F Apr 2

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    Out of respect I ask of you to tell me why you are going to block me , I have two people block me and take me out of their circle of friends , and I really enjoyed talking with...
    skyskiller83 skyskiller83 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    I'm not a bully but some people just can't make the cut
    markmcparker markmcparker 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    I'm a idiot.I made a bad mistake.I let a friend move in w/ me ,w/ her kids,so she can get back on her feet.I now regret this .My home has been taken over by screaming ,whiny kids...
    1prettygirl 1prettygirl 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    This guy that I've been hanging out with recently, his dad is going to be out of town this whole week, and the guy will be home alone and wants meet to go over. I don't wanna have...
    vksoccergoalie vksoccergoalie 13-15, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    Im suffering depression and out of anger & under the influence of too much alcohol I told my now "ex" boyfriend i don't love him anymore, it's not true & i really don't understand...
    shawty9822 shawty9822 18-21, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Yeah. I believed a self titled nice guy. I let myself get misled. I bent too many of my own rules to make him happy. But nothing makes him happy. And so then I was unhappy too. And...
    prettyprude prettyprude 31-35, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hasn't everyone? I have made several, but its all turned out for the best.
    Ryanholmes20375 Ryanholmes20375 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    My Psychic Readings will give you the accurate answers that you need so you can fulfill your true destiny. If you are feeling confused in your relationship and are not sure where...
    PsychicAnna PsychicAnna 56-60, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I recently read something on another social site where a woman wanted to know what to do about her past marijuana days because her teenagers keep asking her if she ever did drugs...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    This is a long story, i'm not sure if i'll write it out in much detail. I'll try though. First of all, i'd like to say i'm not looking for advice or anyone to feel bad for me. I...
    aJason23 aJason23 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 19

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    I'm making a list of "Things I’m proud of about myself." Thus far, there is only one item on the list (the inspiration for the list in itself). It may not seem like much to you...
    shannonymous shannonymous 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Idk if this counts as a joke but I thought it was funny! I was having dinner with my hubby and my sister in-law and her hubby as well as our kids, we were talking about my husband...
    queediana82 queediana82 31-35, F Mar 25

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    Something that has been bothering me. For a while. I thought I was over that, apparently not entirely. I have been called Dana, which is fine, or Scully by Mulder, which is fine...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I just skimmed a news article about how to spot a liar in others. I knew it would be bogus which is why I didn't click to read it when I first saw it on my homepage the other day...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Apr 9

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    It sucks when you're ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world. Ever since this girl first walked into our school, I couldn’t take my eyes...
    elugo123456789 elugo123456789 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 2

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    Racial Profiling What do you do when the system and civilians railroad you because your skin color, body build, etc. match the profile of others? I am watching an episode of a TV...
    blossomingbeauti blossomingbeauti 36-40, F Apr 7

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    Earlier I went out to grab something to eat. I walked down the street because there's a few places to pick nearby since it's a beautiful afternoon..why not take advantage...
    jonnygoode74 jonnygoode74 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    Wat. Why are they all coming out of the woodwork now that John is away? Last Thursday, when he and I were at dinner before he left, Mark - an old scientist friend that I've not...
    CaptainHowdy21 CaptainHowdy21 18-21, F Mar 25

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    I heard my mom on the phone with my sister and apparently something bad happened and then what I heard rubbed me the wrong way. I heard my Mom say "Ok I know you're not in the...
    Firechiic Firechiic 16-17, F a week ago

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    I'm definitely looking for something but I'm not sure what and I'm not sure if I can find it "out here" in the world. I'm looking for something to help me activate more of myself...
    Crownite Crownite 22-25, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    Here it goes... I hate myself and want to kill myself, thats the bottom line. But how did I become this disgusting person? I ask myself from time to time. I never expected...
    Abed291 Abed291 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 30

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    no weird creepers allowed that goes perverts 30+ to guys my own age which is under age....statutory rape, thats all im saying
    storylover6 storylover6 13-15, F Apr 1

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    Way back as I could remember back in the 4th grade, I was 10-years-old. I was telling some friends a thing of two guys telling fart jokes and farting and whatnot. I was using a...
    SamHarris SamHarris 22-25, M Mar 26

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    I am finally living for myself. No longer scared of what others might think of me. It's the only way you can really get through your life the fullest. As I've gotten older I have...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 13-15, F Apr 7

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    Yesterday something happened in the girl change room Someone put my friend close in bathroom then she blamed me when I did't do it. I got mad punched something hurt my nucleus .
    KMR4632 KMR4632 18-21, F Mar 26

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    I just wanted to share something with you guys, I have had these three friends since I was 3(sisters). And they have had the worst childhood you can wish someone. Perhaps not...
    SJNak SJNak 22-25, F 1 Response