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I Did Stay At a Holiday Inn Once

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support

    Don't Ask Her On a Straight Tequilla Night.

    It was dark. Not a cellphone for a thousand miles.  I  looked  up and  there it was.  A flying Obama headed giraffe with not one, but two wings. It had flames shooting out the ***, and **** flying out the other ***... Go figure. Not one, but two *****. I...
    quantumlotus quantumlotus
    Jun 20, 2009
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