I Did Yo Mama

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    Yo mama so short she poses

    for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2014

    Yo mama is so stupid

    that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 4, 2014

    Yo mama is so stupid

    that she tripped over a cordless phone!
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    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2014

    Yo momma so damn heavy

    that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"
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    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2014
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