I Did Yo Mama

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6 People

    Yo mama is so stupid

    that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 4, 2014

    Yo momma so damn heavy

    that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2014

    Yo mama so short she poses

    for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2014

    Yo mama is so stupid

    that she tripped over a cordless phone!
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2014
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