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I Didnt Ascend To Heaven Guess Im Screwed

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    It's Past Time

    I haven't heard any car crashes or airplanes falling out of the sky. How is the preacher that said now is rapture time?
    ELFINSONG ELFINSONG 56-60, M 2 Responses May 21, 2011

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    QuickandtheDead QuickandtheDead 46-50, M Oct 6

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    I guess I'll always like him he was my first real crush the only one I could rely on to be there whenever I needed him the one I could keep on the phone till 3:00 in the morning...
    MEGH0119 MEGH0119 13-15, F a week ago

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    One time this guy who was like 40 messaged me and this is how it went down Him: "hey baby I wanna please you" Me: "oh yeah? You wanna know what would really please me?" Him: "sure...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 24

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    I had another account but I could not log on so I created a new one and I have a question that I would like if guys around 14-17 would answer so I really like this guy that's 3...
    MEGH0119 MEGH0119 13-15, F Oct 5

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    I didn't end up getting the job at Atomic Pizza... They ended up having 3 other people who wanted the job and they had a test shift with all of them but at different times.... I...
    4NeonFun 4NeonFun 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Yes I will be ready to embraced Heaven, when I my time has come in this lovely earth. Hopefully, I will meet my natural parents & be with them together.
    DiscoNight1970s DiscoNight1970s 46-50, F Sep 20

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    I had a miscarriage 6 weeks ago... I don't want to live anymore I want to go to heaven and see my little baby... Someone please help me I don't know how to get through this...
    Roadtorecovery31997 Roadtorecovery31997 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    How is it that one second without you feels like centuries? When we kiss is like going to heaven. Your hands touching every inch of body drives me wild. and making love with you...
    lisqbansil lisqbansil 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I have an important message to all of the Rainbow Family Of Living Light...I want Vermont...That is east and the eagle will fly there....I need all the drums all the dancers...The...
    MMMartin MMMartin 51-55, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 14 hrs ago

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    I. Am. So. ******. Done. No im not going to cut myself. No im not going to kill myself. I'm just slowly mentally shutting down. I cant handle this anymore
    IAmAlwaysMe IAmAlwaysMe 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    Flunked an exam yesterday. I should have studied harder. I can still pass the course, but it will kill my GPA, and more importantly, it means I pretty much have to be flawless for...
    RuthieAnja RuthieAnja 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Pretty surprised my parents haven't disowned me by this point in my life. I got a lecture and yelled at by my mom like an hour ago and I'm surprised she doesn't hate me. I feel...
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    What do you think it's like
    jon5400 jon5400 18-21, M 3 Responses Oct 4

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    This my temporary home, it's not where I belong Windows and rooms that I'm passing through This is just a stop on the way to where I'm going I'm not afraid because I know This...
    bigbootybetty bigbootybetty 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 10

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    I would be there on time to be blessed by the Holy Spirit and to visit the love ones that I lost. I miss my mom, dad and sister. I love them so much. May they rest in peace.
    SupremeEbonyGoddess SupremeEbonyGoddess 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    It would be glorious to be able to visit loved ones that had passed on. Especially when you think of them on a day to day basics. Just for an hour..
    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 2 days ago

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    Unless pervert is pegger. Then i had joined for that. But ep has worse. So i changed why i visit. Lol
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 21

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    Seriously. Stop it. Either have a normal conversation or go away. And the sad part it's most guys in their 40-50's doing this. Can you not read? I'm a MINOR, you pedophiles.
    ChanelLove12 ChanelLove12 70+, F 3 Responses Sep 22

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    -__-Ffs so all you f*cking perverts will you please go away and stop messaging me. You know who you are.
    Krystal666 Krystal666 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 23

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    Soooo............apparently I've been blocked by a woman I had chatted a bit with here.......and not sure why. If you have issue with me, just say so. Oh well, just gonna chuckle...
    PapaFitz PapaFitz 41-45, M Sep 28

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    It's getting a little out of control now. I usually am fine with blocking these types of people. But my block list has went over 100 people and it's getting to be too much. I love...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 5 Responses Sep 28

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    I started crushing on my friend a year after we met. High school approached and it made my life drop. I began falling into the deep darkness of the world. He would ask why I was so...
    CurvyBones17 CurvyBones17 16-17, F Sep 29

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    How come every time I post an experience which will have nothing to do with sex or anything. I'll get a bunch of perverts! Go to a dating site or something already! I will just...
    hart1012 hart1012 31-35, F 3 Responses Oct 1

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    I've been noticing that I'm being added often by people in the 30-50 range. I've also had men in the 46-50 age spectrum send me messages like "hey beautiful" or "hey there ;)". It...
    Nixismachina Nixismachina 16-17, F 5 Responses Oct 1

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    I joined this group because I was really annoyed that some woman actually wanted PERV attention. That's NOT why I joined EP. Now I'm reading all the perv stories from other people...
    dicavill dicavill 41-45 1 Response Oct 2

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    i joined ep to meet a non perverted nice guy that believes in true love and doesnt look on physical appearance...
    posh02 posh02 22-25, F Oct 2

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    I was visiting one weekend and watching as my siblings just did whatever they pleased as usual. Even though when id been in school id always got good grades, i had rarely been...
    compassionateear compassionateear 46-50 Oct 2

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    I've been around the block a few times in the online perving arena. While fun, it's destructive to our psyches. With those experiences I realized that what I'm really lacking is...
    lovenlearn lovenlearn 41-45, F 3 Responses Oct 5

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    Me: You think this is funny? Experience project: In a cosmic sort of way yes Me: Well Mr. Funny pants is this how you get your sick kicks?! *Shows perv message* EP: What it's...
    ArcticPotato ArcticPotato 13-15, F Oct 6

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    This is my third time writing this. I join here to make friends and share some thought. Do not say Hi to me if you were one of this pathetic human being. Please respect each others...
    thousandroses thousandroses 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Can someone explain to me why so many 18-21 girls (and unfortunately younger) on EP rant about perverts... while also posting here: "Do you think I'm Attractive"? and "Ask me...
    WizardOfAahs WizardOfAahs 41-45, M 69 Responses Oct 6

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    I really don't like being rude to people or anything, but why is it so hard for people to understand your not interested in sex or you don't want to send them pictures when you...
    lamaninja lamaninja 16-17, M 4 Responses Oct 6

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    Please just shut the **** up. Those discussions.. just put your own stuff where it belongs and everybody else will somewhen realize it doesnt help requesting wrong things in wrong...
    IncarnationofRealism IncarnationofRealism 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    Have to share this convo.. See the pic lol
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 13-15, F Oct 6

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    I hate cancer, I just wish they'd either have something that will always cure it, or it never even existed. I'm probably going to get cancer, it runs in my family, my grandpa from...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 7

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    This is probably a big shock to the hundreds who's ever added me, minus the few who I've actually gotten to know and have actually added back. (I feel like I should explain more...
    Am3917 Am3917 18-21, F 12 Responses Oct 7

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    Every night I cry. I have no friends and no men even so much as even ask me my name. I feel so ugly and just really alone. I would love to have friends to talk with or just a guy...
    luvinbbygrl10 luvinbbygrl10 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    I posted an experience awhile ago and I didn't get any replays so I thought I would try again. I had another account that stopped working so I created a. New one and I have a...
    MEGH0119 MEGH0119 13-15, F Oct 8

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    I don't add MEN with anything inappropriate in their experience. I don't care if you're a so called nice guy. And you've read that right. Just MEN. (Actually, I hardly add any...
    KazeDream KazeDream 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 11

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    This is after he asked me to rate his **** And i said im not into that Like really people
    WendyDarlin WendyDarlin 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 12

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    I recently lost a great opportunity with a demo for a Malaysian project. But since I don't have the vocal recording capabilities, I asked a friend for help. Good idea, right...
    KA4689 KA4689 22-25, M Oct 12

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    I have to look at your profile first before I could add you. i don't like when old guys like 40-60 tries to massage me. like really?? i'm not just saying that because of your age...
    Hotspicychilli23 Hotspicychilli23 18-21, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Now gtfo and stop sending me those disgusting messages
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    You can break down a woman temporarily but a REAL WOMAN will ALWAYS pick up the pieces, rebuild herself, and come back STRONGER than ever!!!
    Anngeleyes Anngeleyes 26-30, F 4 Responses 5 days ago