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I Didnt Ascend To Heaven Guess Im Screwed

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    It's Past Time

    I haven't heard any car crashes or airplanes falling out of the sky. How is the preacher that said now is rapture time?
    ELFINSONG ELFINSONG 56-60, M 2 Responses May 21, 2011

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    Christians claim jesus floated up to heaven from Jerusalem...ok maybe a 1 in 3 to the square root of 11trillion chance of that...but 600 yrs later muhamood claimed to have dun the...
    quantumike quantumike 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Aaaarrrghhh!! How many people can I **** off in one day? Hahaha.. And now my sister is mad at me.. On a fricken role! This escalated quickly. I guess it's time to bounce..
    HISkip HISkip 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    The funny thing is he was what I'm sure a lot of people in this category dreamed of having as a father. Hard working, strict but kind hearted, and as I'm trying to list a third one...
    Jonathan98 Jonathan98 18-21, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I don't believe in the Christian heaven but where they got heaven from. I live my life through Norse beliefs and live gloriously and one day it will be sent to Valhalla.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 6

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    I always wake up around 3 a.m. with my mind racing and my heart beating like I've just finished a marathon in record time. Most often you are on my mind. Seeing a text from you...
    Nsomniac Nsomniac 22-25, M Jan 8

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    Today you came in the guise of a man i lovea man who is supposed to have my back,for I am your flesh and blood....You came under the pretext to pick up the food I had offered you...
    lunadelobos lunadelobos 41-45 3 Responses Jan 10

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    ***DECEMBER 3, 1999 - MESSAGE : "MY BLESSED DAUGHTER WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PINK AND BLUE SKIES >>> ?? NOW I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE FOR YOU....I IMPREGNATED YOU THE SAME DAY I...
    LadySweetness LadySweetness 41-45, F Jan 18

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    I guess I'll have to stick to meeting men the old fashion way :/ to ensure I know what they look like ha :/
    MysteriousRose MysteriousRose 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 5

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    WHEN All the "other" Females around you (Women) ARE wearing Pants INSTEAD of Dresses, I Guess THAT separates the "girls" from the "women". It is Easier to 'Capitulate' to the...
    desireindisguise desireindisguise 56-60 1 Response Jan 11

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    Probably going to share too much info, but I want to know if others have the same experiences. I have only slept with 2 men. I haven't experienced sex that lasted more than 3...
    findingfae findingfae 18-21, F 8 Responses a week ago

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    need i say more........:( :'(
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 20

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    Now I sit and stare wishing I could go back and be me stop hiding behind an illusion
    stickgirl stickgirl 36-40, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    Ok so I was helping this boy out with my friend because he really really liked her but she didn't like him. So I was trying to persuade her but she wasn't going to budge. This goes...
    staygoldenbaby staygoldenbaby 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    Yes I certainly do and wish it would come sooner rather than later lol come on 2015 ;)
    NotgoingsoloAus NotgoingsoloAus 18-21, M Dec 31, 2014

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    if i don't believe this,i can't survive in this world. i honestly want to live without madly pain or fear. i don't want people hurt me without reason. i can't stand it anymore...
    juryandrews juryandrews 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 6

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    i thought this is just beautiful.
    juryandrews juryandrews 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    Well of course I don't. It wasn't meant to be taken literally. Its a metaphor!
    michaeln41 michaeln41 41-45, M Jan 9

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    ***NOVEMBER 3, 1999 - MESSAGE : "YOU ARE READY TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND WHAT ***CHOSEN ONE*** REALLY MEANS....YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER AND I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN YOUR FATHER. FOR I COULD NOT...
    LadySweetness LadySweetness 41-45, F Jan 17

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    My dad died when I was 8 and I don't really remember his voice like I can't play it back in my head and he used to be our home phone voicemail which got erased somehow anyway my...
    msrecklesss msrecklesss 18-21, F Jan 18

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    today was the day I found out I was pregnant with you. I never imagined I would lose you and never see your precious face. right now I should have a 5 year old boy running around...
    lovebites86 lovebites86 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    Why I don't have much of a father figure? well, my father and my mother created two children already. Then, my mother got pregnant again and he left her alone a lot with her three...
    xabiana xabiana 13-15, F Dec 29, 2014

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    my dad was always drunk, never worked for the family, not even supported us.
    kArmen0314 kArmen0314 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    my dad walked out on me when i was 2 i was raised by my mom but last year she got married now i have a step dad
    Taylor031397 Taylor031397 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    My dad abused my mom and left me when I was 5. Later on, my dad tried to take me back when he got remarried when I was 11 even though my mom had legal custody on me.
    theultimatesashacourtney theultimatesashacourtney 13-15, F Dec 30, 2014

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    my father used to abuse me as I was younger slaps turned into fists. it was the way he was raised. when I got old enough I did what he did to his father and fought him ... once I...
    kerac kerac 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    So yesterday I said goodbye too the man who married my mother...no he wasn't my actual father but I loved him like he was:D he called me out when I was a pain in the ***, he loved...
    CountryPayton CountryPayton 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    Message me with filth and then block me when I set you straight? Thanks for saving me the trouble, loser.
    TheLittleMrs TheLittleMrs 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 1

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    Miss my Grandmother. I never imagined living life without her.
    candyblu candyblu 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I'm 11 and I had a great friend just like 2 months ago, not even. I'm a girl he is a boy. this year was my first year in a sage progran (Saskatoon academicly gifted education...
    25ImBeth 25ImBeth 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    ..If you are my hidden treasure, if you are my cross, my dampened pain, if I am a dog, and you alone my master ..Never let me lose what I have gained , and adorn the branches of...
    Dostoeyevsky Dostoeyevsky 18-21 Jan 2

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    i think it ridiculous that in order to slow down the ep perverts i had to hide my face in my profile pic. i hope it works!
    mamaberry27 mamaberry27 31-35, F 14 Responses Jan 4

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    I didn't join EP to meet perverts. I joined EP to meet some new people, to learn more of what people feel: and instead all I see is perverts and self absorbed a-holes. How come...
    rainbowmuffin316 rainbowmuffin316 13-15, T 3 Responses Jan 4

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    I was on EP for a few minuets after I got the app and I get a message. I thought "Well this is awesome! People actually want to talk to me!" So I open the message and its a 35-40...
    Bellar447 Bellar447 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    At a young age I was force to give oral to a couple of boys older than me. I don't know why I was the one but a couple of my older brother friends took me in the garage and made me...
    Bigsal68 Bigsal68 46-50, M 5 Responses Jan 4

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    I didn't come here to meet perverts I don't mind talking dirty but I'll only do it with girls no boys what so ever
    katieluvspee katieluvspee 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 5

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    Who the **** invented acne? I have acne all over my face last year, but luckily it started to hide and go away. I don't what they do: when you have 2 pimples then the next second...
    SweeterThanToblerone SweeterThanToblerone 13-15, F Jan 6

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    I joined EP to meet people I can relate with not to be hit on by some old man
    Madscheers512 Madscheers512 13-15 Jan 6

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    Dear you, I may be thousands of miles away but you're still in my thoughts... slw
    submissivelittlewoman submissivelittlewoman 41-45, F Jan 6

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    I had a few best friends but then they moved away, one to Colorado and one to Japan. We have drifted apart now and when they are in town they don't even reach out to me.
    funnyquirky funnyquirky 36-40, M Jan 7

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    Dear dirty solicitors: you're wasting you time. Seriously, a quick glance at my profile and it'd be obvious.
    Twichl Twichl 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    If I suspect you are a pervert I'll block you! Don't bother adding me if you have anything in your profile even hints at it, I'll block you!
    carolsmithy carolsmithy 13-15, F 5 Responses Jan 11

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    I could use someone to vent to about this :/
    myheartleadsme myheartleadsme 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    I didn't know being a lesbian meant I was still gona deal with a partner that acts like a guy! Ugh, You are a woman you look like a woman, act like one!
    bliss619 bliss619 31-35, F Jan 14

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    Everywhere you go there's standards that you would have to meet if you wanted to hangout with kids your age, adults your age and the list goes on. I didn't fit the mold of the...
    awsome2 awsome2 18-21, M Jan 15

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