I Didn't Realize

"I didn't realize" is about the funny ways you screwed up because of the simple fact that you did not realize.Enjoy! 102 People

    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Feb 4, 2015

    Roll Call....absent!

    After Driver's Ed I was hit with what seemed like the force of a thousand men in my stomach.This caused me to have to use the restroom really bad.As I half walked/half squatted/half holding my cheeks together I found an open restroom.And God himself gave me a sign...As soon as I...
    Lamestown7028 Lamestown7028
    16-17, F
    Jun 16, 2009

    The other day I went around to visit a friend,

    I went around and she said to me that she and her family had to go to hospital to visit her grandpa, my friends name is Mary, Mary told me that I had to look after John her 10 year old nephew. So I agreed because it was really important and I had nothing else to do. About 20...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 14, 2013

    How much I actually talked

    until now. Sometimes I say too much, sometimes I'm so quiet I'm boring. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! If you aren't gonna contribute to a conversation maybe I really shouldn't be trying. *sigh*
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 23, 2015

    I was depressed until I traced back my steps.

    Since I know what I'm dealing with now I can prevent it from getting worse, one breath at a time.
    MrNowhere MrNowhere
    22-25, F
    Jun 2, 2015

    The Monaco government is persuading Indian

    companies to invest their resources, particularly information and technology, as well as pharmaceuticals and real estate.Monaco Ambassador to India Patrick Medecin said, "We are interested in participation of Indian companies in Monaco and there is a good atmosphere for their...
    MarkJones1 MarkJones1
    26-30, M
    Dec 9, 2013

    I could fall for a guy ,

    when I was already in a relationship
    HiTaylorHere HiTaylorHere
    18-21, F
    Aug 1, 2014

    ... how screwed up I really was

    until I found someone that I really cared about and didn't want to hurt. Sorry, you.
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71
    41-45, M
    May 30, 2014

    I just found out that my best cousin

    and friend growing up his sons birthday is this month too, I guess its bound to happen a few times since I have such a large family. Mine is feb. 10th and I have a cousins who's birthday fall on the 9th,10th,13th,15th that I can think of right now, pretty cool.
    onlytrusthim onlytrusthim
    36-40, M
    Feb 13, 2014

    Hope- Always Keep A Little

    Sadness misery . . . hopelessness ____________ Somehow with just a tiny bit of hope that there is still goodness in the world I am crawling out the darkness. Those long sad days where i felt it was completely hopeless to be a decent guy are almost done. I have hurt myself...
    startingpointguard33 startingpointguard33
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jan 19, 2013

    Zombies In the Morning?

    My eyes slowly open and my in my head is total and utter silence, I love this part of the day.The part where you're too groggy to think yet awake to the point of being able to not walk into the door frame...Almost all of the time.I lay for the few moments it takes to fully...
    Lamestown7028 Lamestown7028
    16-17, F
    Jul 4, 2009

    Don't Trust The Dummy Light

    I was driving home from a friends house once and was low on gas. I was about 1/4 mile from my apartment which has a gas station right in front of it, so I figured I could make it. I stopped at a red light, and when it turned green I hit the gas- and stalled. I didn't realize the...
    gabby28 gabby28
    26-30, F
    Oct 20, 2011

    How much of a spoiled brat my best friend was,

    until I frequently stayed at her house.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 25, 2015

    Liar Liar Your Life Is On Fire

    Lieing. We all do it, sometimes it becomes so natural to you you begin to forget the truth.Or maybe you lie so much you forget that you're even hurting people you love in a way that can and could've been avoided.Well that is what I've been doing.Don't worry, my stories are the...
    Lamestown7028 Lamestown7028
    16-17, F
    Jul 13, 2009

    Put wrong soap in dishwasher.

    .. Floor completely covered in bubbles... Oh gosh
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 7, 2015
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