I Didn't Rip Off Your Tv While Your Back Was Turned

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    Showing Restraint In 2009

    With the new year, I showed great restraint when I didn't rip off your new flat panel TV while your back was turned. I'm not sure how long I'll be able to keep this resolution.
    ag123 ag123
    41-45
    12 Responses Jan 2, 2009

    What Is Evidence?

    Ohh...am I supposed to be scared of the words: surveillance camera? I think not. I am telling you, that I did not do it. How dare you accuse me of such things. Wait a minute there, sir! Why the handcuffs? Oh come on. This ride to the precinct is going to the most embarrassing of...
    EricS EricS
    36-40, M
    4 Responses Jan 5, 2009

    But...

    I did steal the cookies from your cookie jar. ((giggles))
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 25, 2011
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