Now as for that road pizza that looks like the easter bunny, it's really just one of those deities that self-destructs to gain followers.
Pray to thee oh smushed intestine of a n unknown entity and save me from myself!
I have never driven over the Easter Bunny with my car. Although my car did technically come in contact with the bunny, at no time did my car actually drive over him.
I did my best to apply my brakes, but he didn't give me much time to react. The Easter Bunny...
*crying the whole time* I didnt mean to hit the easter bunny but i was playing angry birds on my iphone and didnt see him and his kids had to watch him die he was just a poor little bunny im so sorry. *oven timer goes off* oh that was just the easter bunny- i mean a turkey...
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" She asked.
The rabbit replied:
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
To which the lady replied "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said...