Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Discourage the Use of Turtlenecks

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 98 People

    Ick Ive Always Hated Turtlenecks

     i think they are ugly  always have ...  so eighties ... i remember my brother  HAD to have  this nike  turtleneck and this Air Jordan turtleneck.....     I dont know ... ugly ....  ick ick ick ... I wont wear them ... my...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 22, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Have Always Hated These...

    they're ugly, and they suffocate me, and apparently, they also suffocate you. I remember having had to wear them frequently, and I would be tugging at my neck all day, thinking "I'll have to throw up soon, I know it". I just hate them. I do discourage the use of them...
    Maxine13 Maxine13 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Shudder.

    to each their own, but i can't wear them. they make my neck claustrophobic. i feel like i'm being slowly strangled all day.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    They Scream I Am a Dork

    Just don't do that to yourselves, please. ;) Wear a scarf if your neck is cold.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    i Think They Make People Lo...

    i think they make people look neckless (obviously because, well, they cover it. and also they make people look a little bigger than they should look. i myself do not wear them because i feel like i'm choking...><
    thedreamisover thedreamisover 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Enough! You Sickos!

    Turtles are dying by the thousands, all so that you can have your precious magical remedies! This magical stuff is a waste of time, stop using turtle necks and turn to a nature-friendly alternative...like Tofu, Tofu can be moulded to have a similar texture and consistency, you...
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 17, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Love, Love, Love Turtlenecks

    I love turtlenecks because:   If you are a girl, they make your boobs look bigger. If you are an old girl, the turtleneck hides the turkey neck. They keep you warm. If you are a guy, they look damn sexy. They make you look arty and intellectual, maybe even athletic...
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR 61-65, F 5 Responses Apr 20, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Not Only Are They Ugly

    How could anyone stand that crap around their neck??
    eromreven eromreven 26-30 1 Response Dec 24, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Love'em

    I love turtleneck sweaters. Always have. As long as they are soft. I do not however condone the use of actual necks of a turtle for anything. Poor little slow things.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 18, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Jackie Manning Memoirs

    Hello Everyone Did you know Jackie Manning has just written her turtleneck memoirs? It is called the TurtleneX-Files and can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/uk . Just go to the books section of the website and type ‘turtleneck’ in the search field. Or go to the...
    scarabbentley scarabbentley 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Hate, Hate, Hate

    having clothing around my neck - i hate it i feel like i can't breathe i hate ties for this reason as well - i hate it - i hate it god, i hate it
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 9, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am a Turtleneck

    I took the blogthings "What Kind of Sweater Are You" test and the result was, surprise, I am a turtleneck.  I LOVE turtlenecks!  With jeans, they are my winter uniform!
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR 61-65, F Feb 28, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Yuck

    I can't stand a turtleneck.  Not only are they ugly but I can't stand anything around my throat.  I feel like they are choking me. 
    rondat rondat 41-45, F Dec 8, 2007

    Your Response

    Cancel

    AACK!

    I cant stand having something that close fit around my whole neck-- it would make me feel like i am strangling... im crazy about this whole being able to breathe thing... if something feels like it should hinder the breathing- it does logical or no.... and for the record...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Jan 17, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Mitch Hedberg

    I think comedian Mitch Hedberg summed it up best when he said "...turtlenecks are like being strangled by a really week guy. If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a week midget is trying to bring you down all day..." and I couldn't agree more.
    running52 running52 22-25 1 Response Oct 14, 2008

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    :'( ~sigh~ why do family members feel the need to discourage you from doing something that helps you keep calm and happy? whether its not being happy working a dead end job and...
    BigFoot1989 BigFoot1989 26-30, M May 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have two young boys. Neither of them are potty trained and I do not force them to use the toilet. The eldest who is eight did have a period of time out of diapers, but had to any...
    Jacksmoker Jacksmoker 26-30, M 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Taiyo, I under no circumstances read that the town title shouldn't be Utilized in the class w/o struggling probable Google anger.What exactly are your thoughts on the possibility...
    Daniel2851fec7 Daniel2851fec7 31-35, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My husband and his oldest son both use marijuana to self-medication their Borderline Personality. But honestly, it does nothing for the anger, rage, and other negative behaviors...
    Amanda205 Amanda205 31-35, F 13 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I used to cut, I really still don't know why I did it, I feel so stupid... But cutting myself has show me to be stronger, more confident and more mature. Yeha maybe you will think...
    HikikomoryAndy HikikomoryAndy 13-15, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's odd,because i don't actually enjoy reading,yet i love a good used book store. There was one store in the city.It was an older building.Three floors of narrow shelves,winding...
    diggler diggler 41-45, M 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Life. It sounds so cool, no? Betrayal, sadness, depression. It makes you better, no? I'm heartless. I've changed. I was once a person who laughed, who made others laugh, who cared...
    Saditter Saditter 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sinsoftheflesh: not only is it a reference to the Rocky Horror Picture Show, one of my all time favorite movies and a show that helped me feel accepted and comfortable in my skin...
    sinsoftheflesh sinsoftheflesh 18-21, F 20 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Most recent cut deep this time. Sadly you turned out like the rest. Even though i think you are still the fairest of them all even though i still care. I wish you didn't use me. I...
    dropitnow52 dropitnow52 18-21, F May 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I did. It is true. And some people only get that part. I either cannot or will not elaborate. The entire statement is: I used to do drugs. I still do....do drugs. But I used to do...
    smokingrocks1 smokingrocks1 56-60, M 1 Response May 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hi I go by fruity punch on here.I thought I would share a personal experience.I use to be able trust people.But because of some bad experience and some bad friendships with friends...
    Fruitypunch15 Fruitypunch15 31-35 May 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Seriously I'm no where to the person I used to be. I used to be the most innocent girl ever, and that changed. Know that song "She got her daddy's tongue and temper, her mouth...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F 1 Response May 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's really more of a story how I got my username. It goes back many years ago when I was playing an online game called dragon fable. In the game I got a pet baby dragon that had a...
    DrakeoMagister DrakeoMagister 16-17, M May 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    chinese Top3100 programmer is USB EEPROM Programmer from vipprogrammer.com, Top3100 support MCU PIC AVR 51 EEPROM GAL ic, TOP3100 programmer has compact size, USB power comsuption...
    vipprogrammer vipprogrammer 26-30, F May 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I used to have long hair. I have ton of pictures of myself. When I gotten to middle school. I wanted to try a bob hairstyle. I done that. Ever since that day I don't have long hair...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response May 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Heading off to an utilized auto supplier to purchase a vehicle can be a disappointing experience. There are such a large number of decisions, terms to get used to and decisions to...
    simbacar simbacar 16-17, F 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Rocinante is the name of the spaceship used by the protagonist in the Rush song Cygnus X-1: Book 1. It was originally the name of the horse in the novel Don Quixote, and it's used...
    rocinante2112 rocinante2112 46-50, M Apr 22

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I used to be carefree and vibrant and fun to be around. Now that I've had my heart broken I am none of those things. I'm just a shell of a person who used to smile and trust and...
    joyfulcloudofsorrow joyfulcloudofsorrow 31-35, F 5 Responses Apr 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Have never used the website- rarely if ever use a computer for personal matters of any kind now. Had thought most folk had switched to mobile technology too- but perhaps I was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 23

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have use YM for years. It can be fun! I could use some new friends though. :)
    dale678 dale678 51-55, M 2 Responses Apr 25

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want be used by older men, forced to do anything for their pleasure! I crave to be dominated, I wanna be taken by surprise and used roughly! Pm if you wanna talk! :)
    slavegirlshelbs slavegirlshelbs 16-17, F 2 Responses Apr 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i want you to take what you want from me Sir. use me as you see fit, i want to bring you the highest form of pleasure you have ever known. i want to be everything you need. my main...
    SubmissiveMaybe27 SubmissiveMaybe27 26-30, F Apr 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Eating healthy starts with what vitamins and minerals to take is key to good health.Vitamins are essential for getting good results from your exercise plan. The right nutrients...
    waypuma73 waypuma73 31-35, M 1 Response May 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A personal experience of mine: I grew up thinking there were two kinds of people, the people who matter, and the ones who serve then. Until I was about 13 I had been used to the...
    writingforlife6 writingforlife6 18-21, F May 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    idk why. Every day, walking home from school, I feel like **** and I don't know why. I just want to get out and never see some of the people there again. I love too much and just...
    Kairics Kairics 13-15, T May 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Just not a good day for me...I am just so heart broken and I have died inside...I was used and when I wasn't any more use, I was just thrown away
    LonelyStranger1 LonelyStranger1 18-21, F 14 Responses May 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    HOME..... (some of the lyrics have been altered to suit me better) I will be coming home, just to be really alone 'cause I know your really not there and I know you really...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 1 Response May 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm tired of being ignored, some days it doesn't bother me I just go off and enjoy what I like to do but then there's days where having adult interaction would be really great. I'm...
    Squirmy85 Squirmy85 26-30 May 6

    Your Response

    Cancel