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I Discourage the Use of Turtlenecks

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    Love'em

    I love turtleneck sweaters. Always have. As long as they are soft. I do not however condone the use of actual necks of a turtle for anything. Poor little slow things.
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Jan 18, 2008

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    They Scream I Am a Dork

    Just don't do that to yourselves, please. ;) Wear a scarf if your neck is cold.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Not Only Are They Ugly

    How could anyone stand that crap around their neck??
    eromreven eromreven 26-30 1 Response Dec 24, 2007

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    I Have Always Hated These...

    they're ugly, and they suffocate me, and apparently, they also suffocate you. I remember having had to wear them frequently, and I would be tugging at my neck all day, thinking "I'll have to throw up soon, I know it". I just hate them. I do discourage the use of them...
    Maxine13 Maxine13 16-18, F 2 Responses Dec 17, 2007

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    Jackie Manning Memoirs

    Hello Everyone Did you know Jackie Manning has just written her turtleneck memoirs? It is called the TurtleneX-Files and can be downloaded from www.lulu.com/uk . Just go to the books section of the website and type ‘turtleneck’ in the search field. Or go to the...
    scarabbentley scarabbentley 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 24, 2009

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    Ick Ive Always Hated Turtlenecks

     i think they are ugly  always have ...  so eighties ... i remember my brother  HAD to have  this nike  turtleneck and this Air Jordan turtleneck.....     I dont know ... ugly ....  ick ick ick ... I wont wear them ... my...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 22, 2007

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    AACK!

    I cant stand having something that close fit around my whole neck-- it would make me feel like i am strangling... im crazy about this whole being able to breathe thing... if something feels like it should hinder the breathing- it does logical or no.... and for the record...
    Shierke Shierke 26-30, F Jan 17, 2008

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    Shudder.

    to each their own, but i can't wear them. they make my neck claustrophobic. i feel like i'm being slowly strangled all day.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 8, 2007

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    i Think They Make People Lo...

    i think they make people look neckless (obviously because, well, they cover it. and also they make people look a little bigger than they should look. i myself do not wear them because i feel like i'm choking...><
    thedreamisover thedreamisover 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 1, 2008

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    Yuck

    I can't stand a turtleneck.  Not only are they ugly but I can't stand anything around my throat.  I feel like they are choking me. 
    rondat rondat 41-45, F Dec 8, 2007

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    Enough! You Sickos!

    Turtles are dying by the thousands, all so that you can have your precious magical remedies! This magical stuff is a waste of time, stop using turtle necks and turn to a nature-friendly alternative...like Tofu, Tofu can be moulded to have a similar texture and consistency, you...
    smebro smebro 22-25, M 6 Responses Jan 17, 2008

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    Mitch Hedberg

    I think comedian Mitch Hedberg summed it up best when he said "...turtlenecks are like being strangled by a really week guy. If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a week midget is trying to bring you down all day..." and I couldn't agree more.
    running52 running52 22-25 1 Response Oct 14, 2008

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    I Love, Love, Love Turtlenecks

    I love turtlenecks because:   If you are a girl, they make your boobs look bigger. If you are an old girl, the turtleneck hides the turkey neck. They keep you warm. If you are a guy, they look damn sexy. They make you look arty and intellectual, maybe even athletic...
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR 61-65, F 5 Responses Apr 20, 2008

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    Hate, Hate, Hate

    having clothing around my neck - i hate it i feel like i can't breathe i hate ties for this reason as well - i hate it - i hate it god, i hate it
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 9, 2007

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    I Am a Turtleneck

    I took the blogthings "What Kind of Sweater Are You" test and the result was, surprise, I am a turtleneck.  I LOVE turtlenecks!  With jeans, they are my winter uniform!
    NANSELTAR NANSELTAR 61-65, F Feb 28, 2009

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