I Discourage the Use of Turtlenecks

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    scarabbentley scarabbentley
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 24, 2009

    Mitch Hedberg

    I think comedian Mitch Hedberg summed it up best when he said "...turtlenecks are like being strangled by a really week guy. If you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a week midget is trying to bring you down all day..." and I couldn't agree more.
    running52 running52
    1 Response Oct 14, 2008

    i Think They Make People Lo...

    i think they make people look neckless (obviously because, well, they cover it. and also they make people look a little bigger than they should look. i myself do not wear them because i feel like i'm choking...><
    thedreamisover thedreamisover
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 1, 2008

    I Have Always Hated These...

    they're ugly, and they suffocate me, and apparently, they also suffocate you. I remember having had to wear them frequently, and I would be tugging at my neck all day, thinking "I'll have to throw up soon, I know it". I just hate them. I do discourage the use of them...
    Maxine13 Maxine13
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2007

    Not Only Are They Ugly

    How could anyone stand that crap around their neck??
    eromreven eromreven
    1 Response Dec 24, 2007

    Do not try to contain the neck.

    The neck has to breathe. Scarves are ok but turtle necks are suffocating. And they're an eye sore.
    deleted deleted
    Jul 8, 2015

    They Scream I Am a Dork

    Just don't do that to yourselves, please. ;) Wear a scarf if your neck is cold.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 1, 2008


    to each their own, but i can't wear them. they make my neck claustrophobic. i feel like i'm being slowly strangled all day.
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 8, 2007


    I can't stand a turtleneck.  Not only are they ugly but I can't stand anything around my throat.  I feel like they are choking me. 
    rondat rondat
    41-45, F
    Dec 8, 2007

    Hate, Hate, Hate

    having clothing around my neck - i hate it i feel like i can't breathe i hate ties for this reason as well - i hate it - i hate it god, i hate it
    deleted deleted
    5 Responses Dec 9, 2007

    Ick Ive Always Hated Turtlenecks

     i think they are ugly  always have ...  so eighties ... i remember my brother  HAD to have  this nike  turtleneck and this Air Jordan turtleneck.....     I dont know ... ugly ....  ick ick ick ... I wont wear them ... my...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 22, 2007

    I Am a Turtleneck

    I took the blogthings "What Kind of Sweater Are You" test and the result was, surprise, I am a turtleneck.  I LOVE turtlenecks!  With jeans, they are my winter uniform!
    61-65, F
    Feb 28, 2009


    I love turtleneck sweaters. Always have. As long as they are soft. I do not however condone the use of actual necks of a turtle for anything. Poor little slow things.
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Jan 18, 2008


    I cant stand having something that close fit around my whole neck-- it would make me feel like i am strangling... im crazy about this whole being able to breathe thing... if something feels like it should hinder the breathing- it does logical or no.... and for the record...
    Shierke Shierke
    26-30, F
    Jan 17, 2008

    I Love, Love, Love Turtlenecks

    I love turtlenecks because:   If you are a girl, they make your boobs look bigger. If you are an old girl, the turtleneck hides the turkey neck. They keep you warm. If you are a guy, they look damn sexy. They make you look arty and intellectual, maybe even athletic...
    61-65, F
    5 Responses Apr 20, 2008

    Enough! You Sickos!

    Turtles are dying by the thousands, all so that you can have your precious magical remedies! This magical stuff is a waste of time, stop using turtle necks and turn to a nature-friendly alternative...like Tofu, Tofu can be moulded to have a similar texture and consistency, you...
    smebro smebro
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Jan 17, 2008

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