I Disgraced the Archbishop

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    When Noah Loaded The Boat Up With Animals...

    He clearly forgot that dinosaurs did in fact exist 5000 years ago. I mentioned this, and a story about one of my gay experiences, to my archbishop. He held his hands up to the sky and started screaming in a foreign tongue, he then slapped me hard across the cheek. I kicked him...
    meowlucy meowlucy
    18-21, F
    Jul 10, 2011

    Flesh Is Weak

    These things happen, I'm afraid.  You know how it goes.  The old ball and chain is out doing God knows what.  One is alone, preoccupied.  It's clear - the chicken needs choking, the monkey needs spanking, a game of pocket pool is in order, Little Anthony &...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    18 Responses Aug 22, 2007
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