I Dislike Howard Stern

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    Caant A Ni&&ro Get A Table Daance Around Here?

    ya know .. It's been my experiance thast if you waant patrons patronizin these lil Slithery Inns , You need to spread your hustle k? .. it's just bizzness :lol: think big lolaadys & gentlemens k? thought for todah ! ****&tables&tinkai tao mein ! soupse de jour...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 12, 2012

    My Toupee Has Differant Parts

    A part in the pelt for farts & a part in the middle for bushy haerdts .. My Toupee has a part for anythiing swell My Toupee has big balls under the tag that smell like prell .. My Toupee has a part that just dont care My Toupee especially dont care for nair My Toupee...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    My Christmas Song

    Throw another lolog on the fyar ... toss me another dreidle of thast nog ... lets end the wars ... & send in the whorores ... wait till Hershel unwraps the Hog ! OoOOoOoHHHH Ho Ho Hoes It's Christmas ! Send me some of thast Christmas Carol .. ill be goooooooood...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 21, 2012

    The Beanstalker

    Okaay this is a story about the Magnificent Bean.:.This is 1MeanBean k .. he hates mee & i dont care .. he dont throw rocks at mee to much .. so i dont shave his hair .. 1MB he dont like Bushes 1MB he dont like Malls 1MB dont like pololitiks either .. *Unless it's Bidin...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 12, 2012

    My Mongrel Mutt Mrmutt

    Mr Mutt dragged his butt on the rug i had to be fast n furious & give the rug a tug i took Mr Mutt to the cleaners & the rug is in the trash cause i think they both had bed bugs or somethin? from the rash on Mr Mutts ***.. :hmmm: ineed a more newer rug maybe idk...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 13, 2012

    Fight The Good Fight K

    AKK HA ! i tip toe to the HowardSterns suite .. w/ crisp bow tie .. lolooking neat ... Knock Knock ! Who's there ??? it's Toupee'.. Toupee' who??? Toupee me ! AKK HA ! Toupee tip toes into HowardSterns suite .. backflips & spins then ties Stern in sheets .. paddles...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    Purse Snatchers

    The wholole lolollypop Guild ! .. Lil bastards anywaay :lollers: They waant whast for a tikkit ? You guys aint doodie w/o Mini Brando ..wee want remunerations & wee wantit on the 4th daay of your happy haunikahs so wee can go get A 5th k..k ty .
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    Last Day Of My Haunikkah Stew

    & it's blending n boiling n bubbling & it's gona be bitchen , & HoHoHoWad caant eat the porkie parts :WAAA:! BabaBabyGorrila caant haave any cause hims too ffat ;WAAA! .. & FleaFlieFlowMop the Wop BaBaButtBreathBooie aint gettin none cause hims not invited either .. :LOLLERS...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2012

    Ham Hoks For Howardstern K ?

    Wishin you that Haunikah stew .. on daay # 2 ... made from PiggySue .. & JooJooBeans ... & i hope your cornbreads stale .. my wish for you this Haunikah is ... you're getting inmate mail ... & i wish Bubba washes you .. GoobieJoobieJoooo perhaps you'll sing soprano...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    12 Members Say It But This Member Says You're Alolot More Than Just That K ?

    You're The Godfather of promotin the balognie & Grand Master of stupid parlor tricks , You Sir HoHo are my Santa & thast prolbally why i never get nothin .. Cause i call you drty names im baad? Well i think Koksukkers ok as lolong as i spell it like i do k? k ty .
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2012

    My Hair Is Nicer Than Hairballhowards Too K

    yessssss it's the cheap hairspray i use thast makes it stay put & i get no flie aways ,, my hair spray is brut .. thast makes my hair tough and when your hairs tough you get enough stuff thast wilts the rose & curls the toese & my toupee dont need no weatherman .. to tell me...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 13, 2012

    Howardstern Cant Wear A Bow Tie

    Yeppers .. cause of his enormous abbienormal adams apple makes it flutter like a dragon fly k and he wont wear a regular tie for fee fye foe fear of it ending up hanging in a cloloset like Kung Fu's did in Bangkok yeppers .. only knot HowardStern knows anythiing about is...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 12, 2012

    Eric The Duck

    Who knew GilbertGodfrey was gona get the axe ? answer: GodfreyDaniel :lol: anybody thast ever hyard him thast who:lollers:im surprized he quacked aflak as lolong as he did k .. the new Duck sucks >>:period: Eric the Midget would be a perfect replacement for GilbertGodfrey...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 13, 2012

    :lollercaust:

    I Got the wrong HowardStern k..:LOLLERS: HowardStern thast the lolawyer i caant staand! & the HowardStern thast farts rololls of nickles all the waay up to 5ive hunered milililolin & lives in the Hamptons { kosher ham in the Hamptons} .. he's the maan ! :lol:yesssssss...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 12, 2012

    Wild Horses

    Wild Wild horses couldnt drag my toupee tyard of livving is easy to do .. the thiings wee wanted .. i wanted them for you ... You know who i am .. la la di da .. i have my freedom but i dont have much time .. lets do some living then after we'll dye .. Wild Horses...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    Unkle Dikus E Rektus Is Olympus Now

    But his haerdt & lolungs are good olol codgers 96 yrs olde n has OCD from 23 & might make it to 97 knock knock on wood I tell ol Unkle Dikus You're in japaan or i tell him he's in his chair ill tell the ol pirate anything to keep his eyes offt his wallet...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 16, 2012

    Yess I Hate Him For What He Done Did K ?

    He took thast Hotty Twatty Anna Nicole and dider then tryed to kidnap the damng baby.. i just think he's a douche' ..oh ok my story on why i dis like Howard Stern k..cause he kept her offt the stupid weigh machine when i had 20 dollrs on her to bust 280 lbs .. i could of been...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 9, 2012

    Howard Sterns Western K:

    Lololookie there up yonder ontop the ridge ! It's The Strange Stranger & his HorseToothed Jackass ..BabaBillytheGoatFukkerBooie..And ill wager they're lolookin for CowBell :lol: well they'll never finder cause Cowbell is mine :lol: Thast right i got all the Piggies & Cowbell...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 13, 2012

    What A Tangled Web We Weave

    Once upon the golden glolobe .. after the showah & when i re- robe after coffee & the news i go corner to corner to find his shoes .. 10 more hours before i nap i rololl up the news & i go WHAP WHAP WHAP! and i sends it on it's merry waay .. Fatbouys offt to work...
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012

    Whispers From Inside Temple Walls

    echo thru-out the halls there it is a thought fart & bounces offt the walls .. pppllllllttttttt!!! There it was .. and there it goes .. into the wind.. where ? who the "F" knows ? thought fart todah .. It's ok for i have Toupee'
    MrWienerWrinkles MrWienerWrinkles
    46-50, M
    Dec 11, 2012
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