Dont Come Knocking On My Door !!! - I just can't stand it and dosent make sence to me . It's just childish , unnecessary and pretty sad if you need to put others down to make your self feel good or to amuse others . Sorry dosent work for me . Just don't come knocking on my door...
Thetallguy 0 Oct 15, 2011
I Don't Like 'funny Home Video' Shows Because It Generally Involves Physical Pain - Yes, someone doing something idiotic deserves what they get (I'm all for the Darwin Awards) but to show week after week of men getting hit in the privates... well "hurtful humor" in this instance...
quieter 0 Aug 13, 2011
Hurtful Humor - Hurtful humour,Not on,As far as I'm concerned,Humour is fun,Should not be hurtful.
storywriter2 0 May 12, 2012
No Reason To Kick Someone When They're Down - Words hurt, whether they are spoken to your face or not
rainbowdark 0 Jan 20, 2012
Sneering At Sexuality - My class has this habit of joking about sexuality. Their words would usually mean nothing, until I hear their tone. It's like they're sneering at anybody who is gay or lesbian. When I tried calling them on it they realize they've been caught so they cover...
cagedbird3 2 Responses 1 Dec 29, 2012
Weird Humor - I appreciate all humor from the witty John Stewart to really dark humor. Like really dark and inappropriate. Nothing is (or should be) out of bounds. All comedy is funny.
teenstudent546 0 Nov 6
I Dislike Bullies - I dislike or hate bullies! I think the world be better off without them. Probably be no wars if there were no bullies! There is nothing nice to say about bullies. They are mean and nasty. At least I can block the online ones! Too bad I can't block the real...
aquarius3 0 Nov 22
Five 5 Things Tannaz Likes And Dislikes :D - I like ...... 1) Shiny things ,, ohh pretty ! 2) Nicolas cage movies ,, his over acting amuses me!! NOT THE BEES 3) Amusing people if you are able to make me smile laugh and interest me we will be good friends for a long...
TaannAz 3 Responses 2 Nov 23
Anything Offbeat And Clever. - I love random, clever senses of humor. I love meeting people who have an off kilter view of the world. However, I've learned to contain my own. Alot of times , after blurting something out, I think is hilarious, I'm left facing a blank stare...
terbler 3 Responses 8 Nov 18
Hue HUE - Thing about me is i am mostly a gamer and i find certain jokes funny especially things i can make a pun about. The problem ofc my kind of humor pertains to me usually laughing in a different accent or weird voice other than my actual laugh which probly tops me off as...
Leinhart 4 Nov 26
Not all of my friends like my sense of humor but my main friends do because we share the same sense of humor, we have very weird conversations that lead us to very unusual jokes that only we understand and its really fun for some reason
kenn3 3 Responses 6 5 days ago
People Think I'm Crazy - I swear I laugh at just about everything. My twin sister and I have the weirdest sense of humor. We will find humor in any situation.
BellaBeast 1 4 days ago
My sense of humor can only be comprehended by very few people around me. And i can't even explain my humor because i dont understand it myself but i know what can make me laugh ish. So jokes and all that...they arent funny. I smile to avoid making it awkward but yeah.
KouyouSeri 1 Response 3 23 hours ago
The Group Title Isn't Just A Statement But Appears To Be Fullfilling - "I Would Rather Be Myself And Disliked Than Fake And Adored"This Group Title isn't just a Statement of just the likes being of an "Opinion" (Of Mine), but (Is!), being a reality that is happening!Being on EP...
ChakraSolipsismMGP 1 Response 1 Nov 25
How Can You Like Lesbians, And Hate Gays? - Honestly, how can anyone like lesbians and suddenly dislike gay men? That is one of the rudest things ever. Well, I do know how - it is just men who like seeing two women together but are offended by homosexual men. Yet it is the exact...
BounceAround 2 Responses 4 a week ago
Haha - Literally only my friends and boyfriend understand me. I'm pretty damn sarcastic and I love really stupid, humor, that is sometimes offensive to other people.
mermaidmotel 1 Response 1 Nov 6
Hehehe - I have the weirdest sense of humor. Sometimes my mind goes straight to the gutter or I just make up crazy, outrageous things just to make people laugh. Nothing bad though. I'm a nice person. :)
RavenQuinn 2 Responses 2 Nov 8
I Find Humor In The Sickest Of Ways - I am very sarcastic cause its my way of defending myself from people who annoy me...and if you are on my "**** list" in life I will definitely laugh at "your pain"..i call it "karma"...and what you do to me you will definitely pay for it some...
sarkasticANDsekretive 1 Response 1 Nov 8
I Love To Laugh - So many people get offended with jokes and comedy. Personally, I love hearing anything funny, including racist jokes. I'm Italian-Irish, which make me either overweight or an alcoholic, right? Well, I'm both. Life is too uptight as it is to get offended by fun...
LittleT50 3 Responses 2 Nov 8
Misinterpreted - The only reason it's referred as "dark" is because Stiffs called it that way. I think it's one of the best kinds of humor. Just watch Anthony Jeselnik. Amazing.
DameInChains 0 Nov 11
Umm... - Yes I have a very strange sense of humor. Weird faces, noises and sayings make me laugh and laugh. I'm weird like that I guess.
AloneOnMethadone 0 Nov 12
Truth - I hate when girls say "I'm weird like that" when really they just try to act cute and weird and expect guys to do as they say. Any who I'm socially awkward and I truly have a weird sense of humor that only me and my friend understand
oStaRLy 2 Responses 7 Nov 21
Humor - I love optimism and sarcasm mixed with a little spontaneous.
taylor7922 1 Response 3 Nov 26
Humor - I make all kinds of jokes. I'm white but I make white& black jokes to my black friends and they don't care. I turn any bad day into a good one.
xoxlyndseyxox 2 Responses 2 Nov 26
I have a REALLY weird sense of humor! I make things sad, funny. I make things weird, funny. I make things disturbing, FUNNY!!!
awesomegurl1 1 Nov 27
I'm that girl that dies laughing at her own jokes. I die laughing at almost every joke. If it is the teeniest bit of funny. I'm rolling on the floor. Seriously, I think I'm about to die. My throat hurts. My stomach hurts. But I just can't stop. It's weird. So I guess you...
kh46 4 Responses 7 5 days ago
Sex. That's the only word that can describe my humor ;)
elsarocks2 3 Responses 0 2 days ago
Me and my friend are really close, so close even, that some teachers say "You're perfect for each other!" We have the weirdest sense of humor: one day he said if he had a girlfriend, he'd send her a chocolate box full of turkey Giblets! I laughed so hard, and I plan to do that to...
Emmaariadne 2 Responses 0 1 day ago
Let's See Here... - Likes (in order):1. Music. Can't live without it. Usually the thing that inspires me. I love all of it apart from the trashy pretty-boy pop types ~.~2. Manga. I used to be interested in books, but manga caught my attention a whole lot more. I like light novels...
HeavenlyInnocence 1 5 days ago
Like: books, photography, laughing, animals, glitter Dislike: liars, waking up early, Star Wars, seafood, shallow people
azwick90 2 Responses 1 3 days ago
What Goes Around Comes Around... Story Of My Life - Hi everyone, I have been on a relationship for 4 years with a 36 year old man, when I first started dating him he wanted to move in within 3 months of our relationship and I said no because I though I was in love with another...
gordiskuiz 0 Nov 12
Here Meaning Where? - Here meaning this site? I come here to unleash everything I can't offline, some people might judge me, hurt me, etc. I know its still online, people are very well known to hurt and judge online. But.. I have a mute and block button, and a little X in the...
butterfly46107 1 Response 1 Nov 12
Laundry - Greetings everyone reading at EP... So laundry... it just sounds like "gah, o my god, seriously?" I love having all my clothes and sheets and blankets clean, don't get me wrong. It's wonderful to have soft and fresh smelling laundry. It also just adds to keeping a...
milehighHeartbreak 0 Nov 6
I Will Never Be Perfect But I Will Always Be Unique - As i've growned older i realized that its impossible to please everyone. But ******* everyone off is jus a piece of cake..
mavie22 0 Nov 6
Some People Look At Us Like 😳 - My mother,sister and I have always been a close 3. Always been us three. So we have a weird sense of humour that no one else would get. For example we all call each other ******* (it's in a loving way) or dickhead lol or vagina. Lol it sounds...
kaycakes24 6 Responses 5 Nov 7
He Holds The Camera.. To Our Reality Show.... - I firmly believe that God is watching us, always. I wonder if He has the popcorn ready..as I begin my day...hmmm... Sometimes, in the midst of an exceptionally insane day, I look toward the sky and mutter..."Really??"..... I imagine...
JessWabbit 1 Response 2 Nov 7
I DO Have A Weird Sense Of Humour - My humour frightens me sometimes with what I find amusing. What do you think is acceptable to find funny now days?
Jakjak9twoo 2 Responses 2 Nov 9
I'M Going To Medical School.... - It was the easiest application in the world, they're not going to charge me tuition, I won't have to buy books, I'll get free housing, and they're going to take me to classes everyday. I won't have to lift a finger, take exams, or study at all...
yintaozenthin 2 Responses 3 Nov 9
Medicare Part G - A New Solution - Medicare Part G LOLYou're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years...
1Booklover510 3 Responses 2 Nov 9
I Can'T Help It...(: - I was gonna get suspended from school by the principle for acting like a smart *** on numerous occasions and the whole time he was yelling I kept giggling and couldn't hold my laugh in
FRancis13 1 Nov 10
My Childhood - My childhood is a joke in itself:D Well my childhood was,and still is, ****** up. My ma was a damn cocaine addict and a junkie and i haven't seen her since i was like 11.Most people think I should be crying but I make jokes and I laugh about it ALL the time ! I...
xxChocolateCocainexx 2 Responses 2 Nov 10
JFK Joke - What was that last thing that went through Kennedy's mind? The bullet
PerryC 1 Response 2 Nov 10
Hey. - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.
jmidds96 5 Responses 4 Nov 10
Well, - Have you ever eaten food from Nigeria? Neither have they.
jmidds96 2 Responses 2 Nov 10
Another? If You Insist. - What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with and the other is a watermelon.
jmidds96 4 Responses 4 Nov 10
Fear - 5 kinds of fear 1) Panic 2) Terror 3) 15 miss calls from Mom 4) *We need to talk* 5) Wrong password
FinnyFunny 4 Responses 6 Nov 11
Jokes R Bad Mkay - What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12 years old
trouble769 1 Response 4 Nov 11
Priest Joke - What does the priest get when he wants *****?...... Nun
trouble769 3 Responses 4 Nov 11
Jokes - What does a gynecologist and pizza boy having common??? They both can smell it but they can't eat it
trouble769 2 Responses 7 Nov 11
69 Joke - A guy is having boring sex with his wife when she suggests trying a 69. As he has never heard of it she has to demonstrate, while in position she accidentally breaks wind "oops sorry she replies" and goes back into position She then breaks wind again, In fit of rage...
JAMBO123456789 1 Response 5 Nov 11
Yeah - Pretty much everything makes me laugh hehe
rosielike 1 Response 0 Nov 11
The Krusty Krab Pizza - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i6RUN9Akuo
SydneeDoremi 3 Responses 0 Nov 11
Well. - A horse walks into a bar. Someone asks him, "why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding English, proceeds to **** on the floor and leave.
jmidds96 3 Responses 6 Nov 11
Cheesy - I laugh at the stupidest jokes! My favorite is Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building? Because he couldn't fit in the elevator!! I was laughing for hours the first time i heard that!
zeezee669 1 Response 1 Nov 11
Work Bathroom Thought Of The Day - They're paying me how much to sit here and drop a duece?
iRant 5 Responses 5 Nov 11
Jim - once upon a time... jim died. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
JayNg1 0 Nov 12
Inappropriate - Nothing is funny to me unless it is inappropriate, I dare say. Farts are my favourite. I once met some family members for the first time who were very old. The oldest, in her 90's, was deaf and couldn't hear herself fart. I drove over to meet more new family...
millicentmay 1 Nov 12
Philippines Gold : Karen Hudes Responds : Typhoons USED In Futile Attempt To Recover The Ww2 Gold - Lets stick to the facts first and Foremost :Here we shall cover basic History which is unknown in the Philippines let alone the rest of the world:As always in these gold coins The...
THEMADHATTERXXXX 1 Response 0 Nov 12
YTP - I often watch commonly absurd edited videos by the name of YouTube Poops. These "poops" commonly make me laugh at every little thing. There is a guy on YouTube who makes particularly good YTPs, under the name of CS188. Watching them always makes my day.
w33n33s 2 Responses 1 Nov 12