I Dismembered My Barbies When I Was Little

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 47 People

    Bye Bye Barbi, Almost!

    So my little sister loved to play with her Barbies but me and my older sister and brothers hated them for some reason I can't explain. I'm pretty sure it was because she would always want us to play Barbie with her when we were busy doing other things, but one day, Ed and Will...
    StrykarSnake StrykarSnake
    13-15, F
    Feb 3, 2013

    Harbinger Of Death

    It wasn't just barbies. It was everything. I just wanted to know how they worked. lolMy current love sent me a link to some you tube video with music from some video game. When he asked what I thought of it I replied with; "It's very music boxy. I had a music box once. Then I...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 30, 2011

    So Satisfying.

    The bendy joint in Barbie's leg is the most satisfying thing in the world. All you have to do is carve away the "flesh" to get to that unbelievably satisfying bendy joint. I get good chills just thinking about it.
    McSerious McSerious
    22-25, F
    Aug 10, 2010

    Why Assume All Girls Like Barbie?

    I would steal my sisters barbie's and bury them in the corn field behind the house using my Tonka trucks and shovels.
    RawRedhead RawRedhead
    41-45, F
    Aug 10, 2010

    I Chewed Their Feet

    and they were yummy.i also chewed their head chuz it was chewy.and theird hands to flattwn them and stretch them out.Barbie wes my chew toy.
    Rozzysings Rozzysings
    18-21, F
    Feb 1, 2011

    I Was So Mean To Barbie

    I don't know why I did this, but I did. Actually I take that back. I do know why. I was always so jealous of her beauty  so I let her know who was the boss in my house! Muhahaa
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    24 Responses Aug 19, 2010

    Not So Much

    Not so much barbies but polly pockets, and no so much mine but my little sisters, and not so much dismembered but bit the head off one.
    Naliruns Naliruns
    18-21, F
    Feb 7, 2011
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