I Do Hump Inanimate Objects

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 251 People

    amy2929 amy2929
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2015
    justaguy907 justaguy907
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Aug 19, 2014

    I hump the finel on my staircase,

    I can't help myself! It is so hard , thick, and perfectly shaped. It can do things for me that no-one has been able to yet.....
    Holetwoplease Holetwoplease
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Sep 26, 2015

    humping the bed right

    now it feels so good
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 28, 2015
    GarrettYdoom GarrettYdoom
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014

    i hump everything i can.

    the bed and pillow the floor and ground
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 19, 2015

    Holy crap I thought I was the only one.

    Literally, I do it on the thick-threaded carpeting all the time
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 21, 2016

    I hump the bed, pillows,

    floor and the ground and stuffed animals
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 15, 2015

    humping my bed right

    now it feels so good
    amy2929 amy2929
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Dec 31, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 9, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 3, 2016

    I love it I hump anything around my flat.

    Table edges, chairs, bannisters, beds, pillows, teddy bears and I even got myself off on a door knob.
    SlaveDogLucy SlaveDogLucy
    31-35, F
    13 Responses Mar 9, 2016
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