One thing my dad and his friends liked to do when I was growing up in Ohio was go "frog gigging." We had a pond that covered about an acre and it was prime bullfrog territory. Every once in a while folks would gather with gigs (weird looking spear things) in...
I was at a Chinese buffet this summer, and conveniently enough, they didn't have the food labeled.
I was pretty hungry so I grabbed a plateful of chicken on skewers.
Then I looked at the shape of it and realized it wasn't chicken.