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I Do Not Have Sexually Transmitted Diseases

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 705 People

    Illustrated In Song...

    *Clean as a whistle   Smellin' like a rose  She got no dirty little fingers  Bloodshot eyes are go-o-one  Tell me I'm wr-o-ong... * Ten kisses if you know that song. No Google! I do have coldsore virus in my blood...but never kiss anything where and...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 19, 2009

    I'm Very Careful

    I am very careful about STD's. Always observe the utmost in hygenic habits. I don't have oral sex with someone unless I am convinced they are clean and disease free. I always insist on a nice antiseptic mouthwash before and after oral servicing. I avoid intecourse unless using a...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 26, 2012


    Clean and have no intentions of that ever changing. LOL
    Percheron Percheron
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jan 18, 2010

    I'm Pretty Sure I Don't

    It's been so long since I last had sex, surely I would have shown some symptoms by now if I'd caught something. Also, because I always, always, always wear a condom it's pretty unlikely.
    cyberkitty cyberkitty
    2 Responses Jul 28, 2008

    Float Like a Butterfly, No Sting When I Pee

    clean as a whistle and happy as hell about it, except for this annoying itch lol jkjk
    theluckyduck theluckyduck
    31-35, M
    Jan 19, 2009

    Not Me

    Well, except I do have herpes, genital warts, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, hepatitis A,B, & C, and HIV. Other than that I'm squeeky clean.
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay
    36-40, M
    5 Responses May 16, 2008

    I Keep It Clean and I Stay Aware.

    I'll tell you my story with no inhibition if you will share yours and we'll leave this issue behind.
    deleted deleted
    Apr 25, 2009

    Well I Should Hope Not...

    I would be VERY confused if I did have one. Because I've never had sex I would have a very hard time figuring out where I got an STD from. It would be so weird. But alas, I'm clean. And you can take that to the bank!
    bananajane bananajane
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2010

    Thank Goodness

    I feel bad for people that do. My aunt died of aids and it killed me inside to see her suffer. She was very brave though. I think it  is terribly that some kids think its funny but stds are no laughing matter.
    firestarterfairy firestarterfairy
    22-25, F
    Mar 21, 2008


    Because I am in a strictly monogomous relationship, have always been and will always be. Hopefully with the same man.
    misasja misasja
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2008

    Never Have

    I take great pride in the fact that i have never had anything. I never just jumped into bed with just any girl who wanted to either. In fact, i have been lucky enough to be able to be picky. I know that sounds narcissistic as all get out and i am sorry for that.
    deleted deleted
    Nov 16, 2010


    I am as clean as a whistle, no diseases, allergies, medications taken, nothing I am as healthy in that medical department as they come.
    Barnfun Barnfun
    18-21, M
    Jan 13, 2011

    Of Course Not!

      here  this one goes like this.....  I do not have sexually transmitted diseases   buuut   I do have sexually  motivated  desire 
    HAL9001 HAL9001
    36-40, M
    Jan 13, 2009

    432 Members

    I can not believe that only 432 members are clean and free of any std's. Wow if that is true I am very leary and will definitely go back to the go to the Dr. together and recieve the results together before any physical contact. I will not chance my wifes or my health...
    2laer4ur 2laer4ur
    41-45, M
    Jul 21, 2011

    Just Lucky

     When I was younger I was extremely promiscuous and slept around a lot. I think it must be pure luck that I never got an STD. Also pure luck that I've only fathered one child. Lucky me!
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    Jan 20, 2010


    Some of these groups crack me up.
    Tamytha Tamytha
    36-40, F
    Feb 26, 2012

    As Far As I Know...

    As far as I know I don't have any at all. I haven't had sex, and I wasn't born with anything. I've been to the Gynacolegist for yeast infections but thats about it. Never had anything else come up.
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    Jul 7, 2008

    Regularly Tested.

    I get myself tested every 6 months, and if I'm with a guy, he has to get himself tested a.s.a.p. And until he does, it's condoms! When I find out he's clear, it's all natural thanks to the good ol' Implanon =P
    deleted deleted
    May 28, 2008


    Every 6 months since I have been having sex. I always take EXTRA care to make sure I'm completely protected. This is not a game. You can ruin people's lives passing diseases around.....     I am just too careful, I guess
    BabyFirefly BabyFirefly
    26-30, F
    3 Responses May 26, 2008

    STD Free

    I do not have any stds. I am married and only been with my husband sexually since the marriage. I trust him however, I still get tested once a year for HIV because I am responsible for my own body.
    Abriee Abriee
    36-40, F
    Nov 1, 2008

    I Dont

    i dont have an std thankfully. ive known many people that do and i see how scared they all are about it. i would be to and i realized that i also would ignore anything they would have to say to me if our positions were switched. so i keep my mouth closed cus i know i cant...
    bigc420 bigc420
    18-21, M
    Jul 22, 2009

    Clean and Safe!

    I have not always been 100% safe, and have been lucky enough to have never gotten anything. I still go and get checked every 3 to 6 months, and for some reason feel some anxiety over the results witch all ways take two weeks! The longest two weeks of my LIFE! Haha, but alas...
    CaseyGwynn CaseyGwynn
    22-25, F
    Dec 8, 2008

    I've Been Putting Off This Story....

    ....because thinking about it makes me upset. but i'll try to get through it in a hurry so as not to get too riled up. anyway, i've been having various medical issues for several years now, a couple of which are related to chronic and unexplained "down there" pain and...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2008

    Good!! Yeah!

    im sooo surprised!!     i gotta be more careful im happy i dont stds yet
    waiting2long waiting2long
    22-25, F
    Jul 22, 2008

    I Don't Have Any Either

    However, alot of people have STD's and don't even know. Thats scary. Get checked and stay protected.
    icyfire icyfire
    36-40, F
    Apr 2, 2008

    I'm Careful About It

    I can't say that I  have been careful with using protection throughout my life but once I learned about STDs I made it my mission to never go without it ever again.  That is except with my SO.
    Michellewhois Michellewhois
    Jan 10, 2010

    Just In Case You Wanted to Know...

    nope, I dont. I always get tested, and Im always safe, so Im good and dandy. Bet thats brightened your day up =]
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    Apr 2, 2008


    ...I dont have any sexually transmitted diseases. Thank God.
    deleted deleted
    Apr 13, 2010


    Not something I'm looking for!
    NowSearching NowSearching
    Feb 26, 2010

    I Work At An Std Clinic

    I know that I am clean, having been tested before I got married, since my husband had another partner, and have abstained for a while (we only have sex about 3 times annually.) A lot of people come into the clinc thinking that they get tested for everything all the time. ...
    debmichelle debmichelle
    May 25, 2008

    CLEAN ,yep Clean

    Since i have blood work done once a month for another issue....and since I have been with anyone in a many  years...That is right I am clean...not pure..but no STD....hopefully you are too
    bquick bquick
    51-55, M
    1 Response May 9, 2008

    Never Have

    I can honestly say without a doubt that I have never had any form of an STD. Not running around sticking my **** into anything that moves is how I account for the fact...
    burn1 burn1
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Dec 17, 2010

    Without a Doubt.

    I'm pretty sure it'd be impossible. Unless I was born with one or something... God that's a frightening thought.
    SheistheLorax SheistheLorax
    18-21, F
    Feb 9, 2008

    Got Tested For The First Time

    I recently got tested for the first time for HIV, Chlamydia, and Gonorrhea, and have resulted negative from all 3. Considering I wasn't very educated about the possibility that I may never show symptoms, and didn't know where I could get tested, I was certainly nervous about it...
    degamer degamer
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Nov 27, 2010

    N'er Had It, Nope

    Kind a hard ta catch an std from yer hand though.hehehehehehehe.............awwww shiyt.  With that said I think I will getta grip.
    myephaunts myephaunts
    1 Response Sep 17, 2011

    Uhhh Thankfully...

    Yep...Clean. Been tested, too. 
    filthydieseltech filthydieseltech
    22-25, F
    Jan 19, 2010

    I'm Clean!

    That really shouldn't be an accomplishment...but in this day and age, it is. :)
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Aug 1, 2008

    Looking For Canadian Or Australian Shelas...

    Any help or advice from anyone is much appreciated!I am a Canadian living in the "Pacific Northwest" part of North America (but not in BC or Canada). I live in Puget Sound (Olympia / Seattle / Tacoma / Everett). I have a University degree from a US University. I am self employed...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 2, 2011

    Dont Sleep Around

    therefore i dont have any sexually transmitted diseases, i am a one woman - man!
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    Aug 11, 2008

    Why Not?

    Alas, I don't. And why don't I have any? There's a good reason for this, wait for it, I've never had sex. Wow. Isn't that amazing?
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 25, 2007


    I've never been tested, but that's also because I've never had sex.  Sure, there are times I wish I was more promiscuous (or that I actually had any sort of a sex drive), but being STD free is pretty awesome.  I'm sure my boyfriend appreciates it.
    felinethespian felinethespian
    18-21, F
    Jul 6, 2008

    Never Have, Never Will

    Totally clean, if you really wanted to know I guess. But important nonetheless
    deleted deleted
    Aug 1, 2008


    Been tested and I am very very careful
    Kara66tv Kara66tv
    41-45, M
    Jul 21, 2008

    Not That I Think People Who Do Are Dirty...

    ...because there are many ways one can catch a STD. I don't have one and when I look back on some of my past behaviours I know that I am very lucky. I constantly get tested even though I am in a commented monogamous relationship because I am aware they can stay in hiding. - RDW...
    randomdriftwood randomdriftwood
    22-25, F
    Dec 18, 2007

    No Std For Me

    The best I can tell you have to have sex to be able to get the STD right. Well I’m no virgin by any means but I am very picky when it comes to who I make love to.
    LateNightGuy LateNightGuy
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jun 28, 2008
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