I Do Not Like Spongebob Square Pants

I don't care if you live in a fruit salad in a pond. Anti-SB's join me here! 248 People

    He Frightens Me.

    even with his eyes blocked out, and a red x through him, i can still feel his gaze.....whimper....
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2007

    World Full Of Idiots

    My son watches this show every chance he gets, and will ape the character's stupid responses, even when asked serious questions. This show and "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" are the among the worst cartoons on television, because both glorify stupidity.  They promote the "lower end...
    UFOsR4real UFOsR4real
    41-45, M
    Feb 15, 2010

    I Just Don't Get the Attraction...

     A fruit-dwelling dishwashing tool? Seriously? Did a tribe of psychologically disturbed kindergarteners make this up or what? It's even more baffling than the attraction adult people have to Kung-Fu Panda. ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2008
    Dreambrother Dreambrother
    18-21, F
    Aug 17, 2014
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    13-15, F
    Dec 7, 2014

    I

        I HATE HIM . I AM SO SICK OF HEARING THE  damn theme song . what is wrong with people . why in the hell would that be so intresting . the program is for kids . not grown adults .
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 5, 2009

    The Making Fun Of Him

    Chinese spongbob w^o Liv#@s @ A PiN$a*ple Und!R th* Se@? HE DOES! mother****er
    Deathman22 Deathman22
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 27, 2012
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13
    13-15, F
    Dec 7, 2014

    Stoopid

    Everyone always told me how funny SpongeBob was, that even adults liked him. So one day at my friend's house I sat down to watch with them. I never even cracked a smile. I did however yawn, and wander out of the room. They told me that maybe I needed to be high to appreciate...
    eyes eyes
    31-35, F
    Dec 2, 2007

    He is among those that I l think are not funny

    and are violent like the Simpson and Family Dad.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 6

    My niece is obsessed with the shittyy movie.

    Over and over is plays. I can feel my brain cells disintegrating....
    GrinchFairy GrinchFairy
    16-17
    Feb 6

    NO!

     He's just so gay I think. His voice, his laughter, it makes me crazy!!!! The only one that's "cool" is  his neighbor, 'cause that pink star...he's even more dumb!!!! Well, I just hope that someday SB ends its tranmission!....One day all those little kids...
    chumis chumis
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2009
    MildImplosion MildImplosion
    13-15, M
    1 Response Feb 7

    There Was A Time...

    ...when I took no issue with the sponge. But then my Little Bird was born. And then he got older. And more impressionable. Among other things that he picked up from our square trousered friend was the idea of choking on a fork. Squidward inhales a fork, and it is stuck in his...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow
    31-35, F
    26 Responses May 6, 2010

    fuckkinnnnnnn faggotttttttt we all know you

    weren't after Sandy cheeks.
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 6

    I Disagree

    Spongebob Square Pants is awesome. The episodes funny and original. I could watch it all day.
    bizbuz bizbuz
    36-40, M
    1 Response Dec 19, 2007

    Thank God

    only 182 members here. *sniff :)
    ComplexMuffin ComplexMuffin
    22-25, M
    Jul 17, 2013

    I Do Not Like Spongebob!!

    I really hate Spongebob! I hate the movie about him everything! His laugh-it kinda annoys me!!! A TV show about a sponge? How boring!! Spongebob is the most irritating, annoying, horrible, freaky show and sponge ever!! I do not like this show it...
    mshuntismyfavorite mshuntismyfavorite
    13-15
    Nov 1, 2009

    After I go to my sister his voice is running in

    my head all day. Stop it! My kids don't get to watch him.
    AngelaGB AngelaGB
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2015

    I Use To Like It.

    As a kid in the 90's I grew up in the on the television. Spongebob was one of the things I watched. But then in 2003, I realized something. In the year 2003 I had an enemy. It was my friend. Who recently stopped talking to be permanently to join the populars. Anyways it was at...
    RiuChan RiuChan
    18-21, F
    Oct 10, 2012

    I Have A Crush On My Friends Crush

    There's this really cute guy I met at a bar when I was there with a friend. He came over and we started to talk and everything was going great. It seemed like we have a lot in common and the chemstry was great. But after we left my friend told me that she was in love with him for...
    isa94belle isa94belle
    18-21
    Jan 22, 2012

    I Can't Stand The Show

    I remember when it first premiered, and I thought it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The show doesn't make sense. There's not much of a plot either.
    FlameOnyx FlameOnyx
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 20, 2011

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