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I Do Not Like Spongebob Square Pants

I don't care if you live in a fruit salad in a pond. Anti-SB's join me here! 211 People

    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    I Just Don't Get the Attraction...

     A fruit-dwelling dishwashing tool? Seriously? Did a tribe of psychologically disturbed kindergarteners make this up or what? It's even more baffling than the attraction adult people have to Kung-Fu Panda. ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    Plutonianbabe Plutonianbabe 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    There Was A Time...

    ...when I took no issue with the sponge. But then my Little Bird was born. And then he got older. And more impressionable. Among other things that he picked up from our square trousered friend was the idea of choking on a fork. Squidward inhales a fork, and it is stuck in his...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 31 Responses May 6, 2010

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    I Have A Crush On My Friends Crush

    There's this really cute guy I met at a bar when I was there with a friend. He came over and we started to talk and everything was going great. It seemed like we have a lot in common and the chemstry was great. But after we left my friend told me that she was in love with him for...
    isa94belle isa94belle 18-21 Jan 22, 2012

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    The Making Fun Of Him

    Chinese spongbob w^o Liv#@s @ A PiN$a*ple Und!R th* Se@? HE DOES! mother****er
    Deathman22 Deathman22 22-25, M 1 Response May 27, 2012

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    I Do Not Like Spongebob!!

    I really hate Spongebob! I hate the movie about him everything! His laugh-it kinda annoys me!!! A TV show about a sponge? How boring!! Spongebob is the most irritating, annoying, horrible, freaky show and sponge ever!! I do not like this show it...
    mshuntismyfavorite mshuntismyfavorite 13-15 Nov 1, 2009

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    Thank God

    only 182 members here. *sniff :)
    ComplexMuffin ComplexMuffin 18-21, M Jul 17, 2013

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    I Use To Like It.

    As a kid in the 90's I grew up in the on the television. Spongebob was one of the things I watched. But then in 2003, I realized something. In the year 2003 I had an enemy. It was my friend. Who recently stopped talking to be permanently to join the populars. Anyways it was at...
    RiuChan RiuChan 18-21, F Oct 10, 2012

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        I HATE HIM . I AM SO SICK OF HEARING THE  damn theme song . what is wrong with people . why in the hell would that be so intresting . the program is for kids . not grown adults .
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    I Disagree

    Spongebob Square Pants is awesome. The episodes funny and original. I could watch it all day.
    bizbuz bizbuz 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2007

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    I Can't Stand The Show

    I remember when it first premiered, and I thought it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The show doesn't make sense. There's not much of a plot either.
    FlameOnyx FlameOnyx 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20, 2011

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    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7

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    Stoopid

    Everyone always told me how funny SpongeBob was, that even adults liked him. So one day at my friend's house I sat down to watch with them. I never even cracked a smile. I did however yawn, and wander out of the room. They told me that maybe I needed to be high to appreciate...
    eyes eyes 31-35, F Dec 2, 2007

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    He Frightens Me.

    even with his eyes blocked out, and a red x through him, i can still feel his gaze.....whimper....
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2007

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    NO!

     He's just so gay I think. His voice, his laughter, it makes me crazy!!!! The only one that's "cool" is  his neighbor, 'cause that pink star...he's even more dumb!!!! Well, I just hope that someday SB ends its tranmission!....One day all those little kids...
    chumis chumis 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 15, 2009

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    World Full Of Idiots

    My son watches this show every chance he gets, and will ape the character's stupid responses, even when asked serious questions. This show and "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" are the among the worst cartoons on television, because both glorify stupidity.  They promote the "lower end...
    UFOsR4real UFOsR4real 41-45, M Feb 15, 2010

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    I'm 19 and I love spongebob xD always watch it
    zeak18 zeak18 18-21 1 Response Dec 9

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    I'm 22 and still watch spongebob
    Guywhopees Guywhopees 22-25, M Dec 9

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    dark room setting SpongeBob: Patrick can you hear me. Patrick: no its to dark.
    faithfulperson19 faithfulperson19 18-21, M Dec 10

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    I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboed, wumboing, wumbology the study of wumbo, it's first grade spongebob XD
    savvy1998 savvy1998 16-17, F 4 Responses Dec 12

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    At school, when my group of friends are talking I will make a Spongebob reference that only my best friend and I will get because we are the only ones that still watch it.
    IdalisHoran IdalisHoran 18-21, F Dec 17

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    People Order Our Patties. :)
    P4ranoid P4ranoid 13-15, F 5 Responses Dec 11

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    pretty pattiess. h
    abronymous abronymous 18-21, M Dec 17

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    "The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. One with a collar, turtle neck, that's the best kind. 'Cause when you're wearing that one...special...sweater...."
    polkadot377 polkadot377 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    We went to a Water Park a few years back and went to an amusement ride based on Spong Bob. That's about all I know about it.
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M Dec 5

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    Ok story number 3 I decided to go out flashing at a food court. It's always risky cause I only want to flash girls and I don't like having guys see my thong or even worse people I...
    shadyj111 shadyj111 22-25, M 7 hrs ago

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    a titillating teaser from France would let the boys into her pants, but once they were there, and she was laid bare, she'd tell them, "you don't stand a chance." (Dec.28, 2014)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M 3 hrs ago

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    When I was in 7th grade, there was a boy in my class that inspired one of my favorite outfits involving tights. He was a jock who played football, basketball, and baseball. Usually...
    tightsman88 tightsman88 22-25, M 3 Responses Dec 14

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    I have a addiction for plastic pants. I cant stop collecting them or wearing them. I just love the way they make me feel. The way they feel against my skin the way they cling to...
    kinkyboy6969 kinkyboy6969 41-45, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Three - Chapter Fourteen For one of the fewer and fewer times as I got older, I was WRONG - and, this time, in spades. Dada received Jock in his bedroom...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Dec 1

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    I totally agree!! I have such an urge to pull down peoples pants when I see them sag, especially when they are wearing a belt. It like "My dude, you want to pull up your pants...
    Asia06 Asia06 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 2

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    I pee in pants every time because I like it . peeing in pants gives pleasure to me.
    moie moie 22-25, F 7 Responses Dec 3

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    This was a news headline in our local newspaper and all the news channels. Female volunteer turned away from Festival of Trees for wearing pants instead of dress, skirt. The girl...
    Sharon03 Sharon03 56-60 5 Responses Dec 9

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    Yoga Pants One of the best creation in this world is yoga pants. Girls love them because they're comfortable & guys love them because we can see there beautiful butts. I love...
    IVMBLVCKBEVRD IVMBLVCKBEVRD 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 10

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    I was a bed_wetter up until I was around age 13. I didn't like that I couldn't control it. But, that didn't prevent me from enjoying wetting_my pants or_underpants on purpose...
    RustyZipper RustyZipper 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 20

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    Many mornings as a young kid I can remember waking up and needing to pee badly. If I wasn't up and out of the bathroom before my sister got into the shower it would be at least 45...
    nylonbritches nylonbritches 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I have always preferred skirts to pants, but I have to wear pants for my job, and of course when it's really cold out, it's better to wear them. I just wish I didn't have to. I don...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F 2 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Tradition a mound there was at village square, and many asked, "who's buried there?" and like my father long since dead, when my turn came I sagely said, "a horse there is long...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Dec 10

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    So there's this girl at my school that took a picture of herself shoving a Head and Shoulders shampoo bottle in her vagina. It was not a small bottle. And it had that square shape...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 13

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    simplifying square roots??
    tones714677 tones714677 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 13

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    Eagle Square, Langkawi, a 12m tall sculpture poised to take flight.
    Lynnlsc Lynnlsc 41-45, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    The House of Christmas by G. K. Chesterton There fared a mother driven forth Out of an inn to roam; In the place where she was homeless All men are at home. The crazy stable...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Okay, lets start this. When i was younger, me, my brother, and 2 cousins lived under my grandparents house because our mom's were always working. One day, my mom came to my brother...
    blowjoe123 blowjoe123 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I go as far to say I love them. Every glorious square inch from the top of their pretty head to the tips of their pretty toes.If you're one please invite me to your circle of...
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I am a male and have just purchased a pair of calfskin leather pants online, I slipped into them and couldn't believe how soft and sexy they made me feel. I went out clubbing and...
    Leatherhunk88 Leatherhunk88 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 11

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    People are always asking me "are you cold?" when they see me wearing my shorts in Winter. But I like wearing shorts because they are more comfortable than pants and I don't mind if...
    2tfx 2tfx 13-15, M Dec 18

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