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I Do Not Like Spongebob Square Pants

I don't care if you live in a fruit salad in a pond. Anti-SB's join me here! 219 People

    He Frightens Me.

    even with his eyes blocked out, and a red x through him, i can still feel his gaze.....whimper....
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 1, 2007

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    I Just Don't Get the Attraction...

     A fruit-dwelling dishwashing tool? Seriously? Did a tribe of psychologically disturbed kindergarteners make this up or what? It's even more baffling than the attraction adult people have to Kung-Fu Panda. ~Jennie
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 8, 2008

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    There Was A Time...

    ...when I took no issue with the sponge. But then my Little Bird was born. And then he got older. And more impressionable. Among other things that he picked up from our square trousered friend was the idea of choking on a fork. Squidward inhales a fork, and it is stuck in his...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 31 Responses May 6, 2010

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        I HATE HIM . I AM SO SICK OF HEARING THE  damn theme song . what is wrong with people . why in the hell would that be so intresting . the program is for kids . not grown adults .
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 5, 2009

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    Mojopins Mojopins 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17, 2014

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    World Full Of Idiots

    My son watches this show every chance he gets, and will ape the character's stupid responses, even when asked serious questions. This show and "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" are the among the worst cartoons on television, because both glorify stupidity.  They promote the "lower end...
    UFOsR4real UFOsR4real 41-45, M Feb 15, 2010

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    I Can't Stand The Show

    I remember when it first premiered, and I thought it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. The show doesn't make sense. There's not much of a plot either.
    FlameOnyx FlameOnyx 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 20, 2011

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    Stoopid

    Everyone always told me how funny SpongeBob was, that even adults liked him. So one day at my friend's house I sat down to watch with them. I never even cracked a smile. I did however yawn, and wander out of the room. They told me that maybe I needed to be high to appreciate...
    eyes eyes 31-35, F Dec 2, 2007

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    I Use To Like It.

    As a kid in the 90's I grew up in the on the television. Spongebob was one of the things I watched. But then in 2003, I realized something. In the year 2003 I had an enemy. It was my friend. Who recently stopped talking to be permanently to join the populars. Anyways it was at...
    RiuChan RiuChan 18-21, F Oct 10, 2012

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    The Making Fun Of Him

    Chinese spongbob w^o Liv#@s @ A PiN$a*ple Und!R th* Se@? HE DOES! mother****er
    Deathman22 Deathman22 22-25, M 1 Response May 27, 2012

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    Thank God

    only 182 members here. *sniff :)
    ComplexMuffin ComplexMuffin 18-21, M Jul 17, 2013

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    I used to LOVE watching spongebob up

    until season 4 I believe but they changed it so much that it is really horrible to watch. Mostly because the show has gotten really disgusting. from licking gary's snail trail to the squidward torture ****. RIP old spongebob :(
    saeteurn saeteurn 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2014

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    I Do Not Like Spongebob!!

    I really hate Spongebob! I hate the movie about him everything! His laugh-it kinda annoys me!!! A TV show about a sponge? How boring!! Spongebob is the most irritating, annoying, horrible, freaky show and sponge ever!! I do not like this show it...
    mshuntismyfavorite mshuntismyfavorite 13-15 Nov 1, 2009

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    I Disagree

    Spongebob Square Pants is awesome. The episodes funny and original. I could watch it all day.
    bizbuz bizbuz 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2007

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    I Have A Crush On My Friends Crush

    There's this really cute guy I met at a bar when I was there with a friend. He came over and we started to talk and everything was going great. It seemed like we have a lot in common and the chemstry was great. But after we left my friend told me that she was in love with him for...
    isa94belle isa94belle 18-21 Jan 22, 2012

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    NO!

     He's just so gay I think. His voice, his laughter, it makes me crazy!!!! The only one that's "cool" is  his neighbor, 'cause that pink star...he's even more dumb!!!! Well, I just hope that someday SB ends its tranmission!....One day all those little kids...
    chumis chumis 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 15, 2009

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    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 7, 2014

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    SpongeBob: "What if I break your trust someday?" Patrick: "Trusting you was my decision. Proving me wrong is your choice." That yellow sponge in brown square pants and pink star...
    SweeterThanToblerone SweeterThanToblerone 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    It doesn't matter how old I am, I'll always love watching Spongebob Squarepants. Don't you?
    Cheshirea Cheshirea 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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    I Will never ever.EVER. stop watching Spongebob Squarepants!
    EvilAngels EvilAngels 18-21, M Jan 10

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    Spongebob is a very good show. When only crap is on TV Spongebob is always there to entertain me. Where I live it's on just about 24/7. The show is very immature but funny as hell...
    Ghostprojection Ghostprojection 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 6

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    I love spongebob and can't believe this was even a category.
    theMindofAwesome theMindofAwesome 13-15, F Jan 4

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    I started out by buying the first season of spongebob on iTunes. And then after nostalgia kicked in and my inner child took control, I somehow ended up with also buying seasons 2,3...
    sophomorefreakshow sophomorefreakshow 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 9

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    It's always on when I get home, as soon as I get settled. I turn on the tv and put it on Nick to see the best yellow sponge ever :) I even have a SpongeBob pillow and bed sheets.
    MO513 MO513 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 16

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    I saw this thing online that proved why Plankton never got buisness! The Chum Bucket is a cannibal restraunt! Chum is a bait made of fish guts and so none of the fish would want to...
    LandonS LandonS 16-17, M 1 Response Jan 5

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    I always sag my pants below my butt with bright plaid boxers. I have been sagging since I was 12, but I only sagged a few inches then. When I got into middle school, I started...
    html92 html92 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I like making sure guys can see every curve of what belongs to them.
    sai7154 sai7154 18-21, T 5 Responses Jan 4

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    "I can't hear you, it's too dark in here" -Patrick
    dilbert467 dilbert467 13-15, M 3 Responses Jan 3

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    I love TV but at the same time I hate it. So I guess I just like it. If it's on Netflix, I'll watch it for as long as I feel like it. But if it's on a tv, I'll get bored really...
    TheMonsterCookie TheMonsterCookie 16-17, M Jan 6

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    I just can't seem to find humor when people show me photos of girls who they label as ugly. like this one meme bout this girl looking like spongebobs grandma? i felt sorry for her...
    trentoy trentoy 18-21, M Dec 30, 2014

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    Yoga pants are like, the best pants, honestly... I mean, you can literally wear them anywhere, or for any event, and it would look fine. :p you can wear them to the gym, you can...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 15

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    SpongeBob is one of the greatest cartoons ever created! I love watching it even though I am 22. I am so into SpongeBob, I even have SpongeBob boxer shorts, socks, pencils, and...
    html92 html92 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I like elephants a lot! Alongside spongebob, turtles and pandas
    theMindofAwesome theMindofAwesome 13-15, F Jan 9

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    Ok story number 3 I decided to go out flashing at a food court. It's always risky cause I only want to flash girls and I don't like having guys see my thong or even worse people I...
    shadyj111 shadyj111 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Question. I don't really support the idea that women should never wear pants, but I like to think that I'm at least somewhat open-minded. So here's my question to the people who do...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 4

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    Halloween 2013, when I still worked at SourceHOV, me and my team leader went as the Men in Black. The black pants I wore were the same pants I wore when me and my friend went out...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M Jan 7

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    Have you ever found or left underwear in public toilets? I usually keep the underwear I do it in but sometimes leave them for someone to find after. There have been a few...
    mkblain mkblain 36-40, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I have always preferred skirts to pants, but I have to wear pants for my job, and of course when it's really cold out, it's better to wear them. I just wish I didn't have to. I don...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    When I was younger and me and my dad were driving and if we saw guys trying to be "cool" with their pants at their knees. We'd joke around about buying a bunch of belts to throw...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    Is there any sexy young ladies in or near the west midlands who would like to sit on my face? Wearing yoga pants/leggings/full knickers/thongs/g-strings/crotchless pants or even...
    andyfrombirmingham andyfrombirmingham 41-45, M Jan 4

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    When Tomorrow Comes Part Five - Chapter Eighteen I worked steadily, almost blindly, so. Everything Jock had attempted to pound into my stubborn Irish head seemed to fly out of...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Jan 13

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    I suspected it when I was 13. I discovered it when I was 15. I have never stopped pooping in my pants since I was 15. I do it nearly 99% in my pants, even today.
    scottoco scottoco 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    here's my very own quote *ahem* "When life turns its back on you, kick it square in he ***!"
    ivan305 ivan305 31-35, M Jan 5

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    idiosyncrasies, something special, something that is a little off. Someone who wears something a little different, but not for the sake of being different, not wanting to be any...
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Jan 15

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    into the square a stranger came, an unknown face without a name, unto the gathered village said, "the time is come, your god is dead, dead by your hand, and all's the same" (Jan...
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Jan 16

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    Well I would if I was wearing pants! But when I do wear pants, my hand is often down them.
    Colojimi Colojimi 41-45, M Jan 7

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