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I Do Not Like the Huge Ep Ads

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    I Don't Care...

    I don't care if Blake plays soccer, loves traveling, and has beautiful teeth.  I do not care if there is a mother/father dating site.  Nor do I care if EP can help me get myself my very own cartoon that looks exactly like me, and btw that chick looks so much like...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Apr 26, 2009

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    Really?! Change My Life? Damnnn

      ...as seen when I scrolled down to the bottom of my profile.  What are you trying to say, EP? lol
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 3 Responses Sep 5, 2009

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    I Am Sick Of The Overweight Woman In The Bikini Ad

    I keep getting this pop up ep ad with an overweight woman in a bikini, who gets successively smaller.  I really don't want to see it! Though I guess it is better than the broken beating heart ad I used to get that said, "Has he stopped calling? Find out why." It...
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest 51-55, F 4 Responses Nov 1, 2009

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    How to rid yourself of EP Ads and other annoying online junk

    I avoid most computer advertising.  You can, too.  If you have Windows on your computer, just use a hosts file. Here's an explanation:http://accs-net.com/hosts/what_is_hosts.html To make your own hosts file the easy way, use this software.  It worked great for me:http...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 5, 2011

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    So I realised that I really like my friend a few weeks ago. I already knew I liked girls and I came out to her, I trust her, with being bisexual a few months ago. I was so scared...
    sfairy27 sfairy27 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    docroxxo docroxxo 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    Well they don't have to be huge but yes this is true I do dig mammaries! 😋
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    My first crush was a white guy. He was actually the guy who played Superman back in the early 80s, Christopher Reeves. My crush for him was so huge, I didn't know what to do..lol...
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    I've always felt like I could do something huge in the Tech industry. I remember as a freshman in High School telling my counselor "I want to grow up to be like Steve Jobs!" As a...
    RoddyB7589 RoddyB7589 16-17, M Jul 2

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    I find that a few people on EP are very narcissistic. Now, I don't mind when others talk about themselves or if they just need to talk about their problems in general but a very...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    I moved back home after college and all my college friends stayed on the east coast and my high school friends moved away and the ones that are still here I feel I have grown up...
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    It's pretty good size, but I'd like it to be a lot bigger!
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    I'm a 32F. And all you pervs better leave because I'm 13. Having big boobs at a young age sucks like hell. Can't find any decent bras/clothes, back hurts like hell, and boys think...
    thelastfirstchoice thelastfirstchoice 13-15, F 4 Responses Jun 27

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    Im kinda tall myself, and its a huge bonus to me if the guy is taller than i am.
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