I Do Not Like the Huge Ep Ads

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    Really?! Change My Life? Damnnn

      ...as seen when I scrolled down to the bottom of my profile.  What are you trying to say, EP? lol
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Sep 5, 2009

    How to rid yourself of EP Ads and other annoying online junk

    I avoid most computer advertising.  You can, too.  If you have Windows on your computer, just use a hosts file. Here's an explanation:http://accs-net.com/hosts/what_is_hosts.html To make your own hosts file the easy way, use this software.  It worked great for me:http...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 5, 2011

    I Am Sick Of The Overweight Woman In The Bikini Ad

    I keep getting this pop up ep ad with an overweight woman in a bikini, who gets successively smaller.  I really don't want to see it! Though I guess it is better than the broken beating heart ad I used to get that said, "Has he stopped calling? Find out why." It...
    EvesHarvest EvesHarvest
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Nov 1, 2009

    I Don't Care...

    I don't care if Blake plays soccer, loves traveling, and has beautiful teeth.  I do not care if there is a mother/father dating site.  Nor do I care if EP can help me get myself my very own cartoon that looks exactly like me, and btw that chick looks so much like...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Apr 26, 2009

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