I Do Not Like Twinkies

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    I didn't even know what a twinkie was until about 4 years ago.  My ex bought me one with a candle in it for my birthday.  I took one bite and it was just not my cup of tea.  Now that I have read others stories about these nasty little sponges I am sure I won't be...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Aug 10, 2009

    Tastes Like

     fu.ckin condensed glue with sugar nastiness in the middle...mmmm glue my FAVORTIE! :P damn, i think actual glue would taste better than this sheit D:
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    4 Responses Nov 11, 2009

    "Deconstructing the Twinkie".........."a Veritable Who's Who of the Food Chemical World"

      I just read my friend SOUL´s story about Twinkies. And in one of her comments I found the words to describe why I found these little cakes so unappealing : Metallic after taste.  Yuck!! I did some research online and this is what I found. It may all be true...
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    4 Responses May 9, 2009

    There is an ancient myth passed down to each

    generation time and time again..children sit by the fireside and here this legend that all fat kids love Twinkies more than life, and this is the cause of their obesity.. but I am here to clear up any misconceptions.. I, with former experience in the obesity department, never...
    Cocrispy Cocrispy
    22-25, M
    Oct 19, 2015

    Eww Their Gross

    I dont like the way they feel in my mouth or the taste. the cream in the middle is really thick and eww and im not a fan of spongey food and thats bascially wat a twinkie is..I never like them even as a kid i would always trade them for my friends cupcakes cuz she didnt like...
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    2 Responses Mar 7, 2010


    For the past few years, I've been consciously working to improve my diet. And the first thing to go was the over-processed stuff.So, I'd been on that road for a few months, when I was invited to a barbecue.  Sure.  Why not?  I was still eating meat at that point, and I love...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 26, 2012

    Yuck...over-proccessed Fat

    It's pure junk. They don't even taste good to me.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2010

    Bad Twinke

    I had one once and didn`t think much of them , But now as a diabetic and wheat intolerant i can`t have many sweet things anyway. But even if i could i could find many things nicer than twinkes. Plus they make you fat
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    Aug 16, 2009

    Well Actually.......

    Honestly, I don't even know what a Twinkie is, we don't have em in Australia (I don't think). They sound kinda dirty......... I am just saying...........
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Mar 7, 2010


    I'm all for junk food, but man, I just never ever ever liked twinkies
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    33 Responses Oct 2, 2008

    I Can Taste The Fakeness~

    I never liked Twinkies as a kid  or any other fake overly processed snack cakes (with the exception of Zebra Cakes<3). The cream in the middle tastes so gross and artificial, it's nauseating. 
    KawaiiDoll KawaiiDoll
    18-21, F
    Feb 2, 2012


    those made me fat when I was little D:
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Jan 27, 2011

    HATE Twinkies

    I hate the filling inside of them. It has so much fat and sweet. UUUHHH. I hate the taste
    sleepingangel sleepingangel
    18-21, F
    Aug 21, 2009
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