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I Do Not Like Twinkies

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    I Can Taste The Fakeness~

    I never liked Twinkies as a kid  or any other fake overly processed snack cakes (with the exception of Zebra Cakes<3). The cream in the middle tastes so gross and artificial, it's nauseating. 
    KawaiiDoll KawaiiDoll 18-21, F Feb 2, 2012

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    Disgusting

    I didn't even know what a twinkie was until about 4 years ago.  My ex bought me one with a candle in it for my birthday.  I took one bite and it was just not my cup of tea.  Now that I have read others stories about these nasty little sponges I am sure I won't be...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 7 Responses Aug 10, 2009

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    HATE Twinkies

    I hate the filling inside of them. It has so much fat and sweet. UUUHHH. I hate the taste
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F Aug 21, 2009

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    Chemical-y

    For the past few years, I've been consciously working to improve my diet. And the first thing to go was the over-processed stuff.So, I'd been on that road for a few months, when I was invited to a barbecue.  Sure.  Why not?  I was still eating meat at that point, and I love...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 26, 2012

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    Yuck...over-proccessed Fat

    It's pure junk. They don't even taste good to me.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2010

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    Most Boring Snack In the World!!!

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    TexasLily TexasLily 51-55, F 1 Response Aug 12, 2009

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    Nope

    I'm all for junk food, but man, I just never ever ever liked twinkies
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 33 Responses Oct 2, 2008

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    "Deconstructing the Twinkie".........."a Veritable Who's Who of the Food Chemical World"

      I just read my friend SOUL´s story about Twinkies. And in one of her comments I found the words to describe why I found these little cakes so unappealing : Metallic after taste.  Yuck!! I did some research online and this is what I found. It may all be true...
    underconstruction underconstruction 41-45, F 6 Responses May 9, 2009

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    Eww Their Gross

    I dont like the way they feel in my mouth or the taste. the cream in the middle is really thick and eww and im not a fan of spongey food and thats bascially wat a twinkie is..I never like them even as a kid i would always trade them for my friends cupcakes cuz she didnt like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 7, 2010

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    Tastes Like

     fu.ckin condensed glue with sugar nastiness in the middle...mmmm glue my FAVORTIE! :P damn, i think actual glue would taste better than this sheit D:
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Nov 11, 2009

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    Those

    those made me fat when I was little D:
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 70+, F Jan 27, 2011

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    Bad Twinke

    I had one once and didn`t think much of them , But now as a diabetic and wheat intolerant i can`t have many sweet things anyway. But even if i could i could find many things nicer than twinkes. Plus they make you fat
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 16, 2009

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    Well Actually.......

    Honestly, I don't even know what a Twinkie is, we don't have em in Australia (I don't think). They sound kinda dirty......... I am just saying...........
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp 22-25, M 8 Responses Mar 7, 2010

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