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I Do Not Want To See Your Penis

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 356 People

    I am a straight man. I have no interest in

    looking at your penis. In fact, the only penis I care about is my own, and even that doesn't need to be shared with the world. Men that send **** pics to girls have no clue as to how female sexuality and attraction actually works. A woman needs and wants to know that you'll...
    TheRedTie TheRedTie
    31-35, M
    Jan 15

    Banana-****

    Yeah, you might look hot with your six-pack abs and tatts..........but you got a banana-**** and that just scares the **** out of me
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    42 Responses Aug 12, 2011

    Well done, you have a penis.

    Congratulations. Now please keep it in your pants. And to be quite honest guys when you've seen one you've kind of seen them all...so no, I do NOT want you to send me a pic of it. Thank you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Nov 9, 2014

    Keep It To Urself

    Ya got one? Good for you. I don't need and sure as hell don't wanna see it! If I wanna see **** I will have my guy whip his out. It's the only one I care about, some random dude on here NOPE, askin me if I wanna see easiest way to get blocked and reported. I don't put up with BS...
    mzjen mzjen
    31-35, F
    Oct 11, 2013

    When Guys Obsess Over Whats 'down Below'.

    I know a guy who loves the size of his ... penis. He actually goes out of his way to show people pictures, because ... well, I guess it makes him feel better. He'll boast about how large it is, and blah, blah, blah. Here's the thing though. I don't understand why guys care so...
    Onlyinmydreams123 Onlyinmydreams123
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2012

    Keep It To Yourself

    If I wanted to see your penis I would ask. But I don't that's who joined this group. Keep that little thing to yourself or share with someone who gives a damm that you have one. I go around asking people hey do you want to see my beaver. Wtf I'm married and have the penis that I...
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    Sep 3, 2013

    My New Dishwasher....your ****

    Ok I love my new dishwasher maybe as much as you guys love your dicks but I'm not going to force pictures of it on you. I know you don't really care what it looks like as long as it washes the dishes.....get it??? I don't want to see pictures of your ****.
    MsAscidia MsAscidia
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jun 8, 2012

    Keep It To Yourself

    I don't have a problem with males having their 'member' never mind enjoying using it for all sorts of pleasurable purposes but actually I don't wanna see I that thang without permission. At one level I agree with the grown ups females here who feel you shouldn't impose it on us...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 13, 2012

    I Wonder...

    ...what would I do if I had a penis?? Guys seem SO obsessed with them sometimes. They're either bragging about it, wanting to show it off, making jokes about it, etc. I guess I just don't understand the big deal about having a penis. At the end of the day, what would I do if I...
    ts92 ts92
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2012

    No Thanks

    I created the group I don't want to see your **** for a reason I wish people would read my stories before asking me questions I basically already stated my answer to whether or not I want to see your ****.I don't cam for a reason so why would I choose to just see your ****? It...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 14, 2013

    Lord Have Mercy On My Soul! Finally Found This Group.

    I have been trying to find a group like this for a long *** time. Why the **** would some of you guys post your junk as your profile pic hell for that matter take a picture of it and ******* post it like what the ****. This is the main thing that ****** me off about this site lol...
    Rockbottom231 Rockbottom231
    22-25, M
    Apr 10, 2013

    No Thank You

    I would like to take a few minutes to say I have no desire to see another penis. I have had several members who wanted me to be their freinds, because they have a large penis. That is something I am NOT interested in. Yes I have one, and I would love to have it removed...
    colocowgirl colocowgirl
    61-65, F
    1 Response May 12, 2012

    So, You Have A Penis.

    Congratulations. Well, guess what, I have one too. And don't get me wrong, I am glad you have one of them. However, the old verbiage: "If you got it, flaunt it" does not apply here. I don't need to see it to believe you. And you don't need to show it off like it's the world's...
    Kletti Kletti
    70+
    3 Responses Feb 11, 2013

    Penectomy

    Unless I am your surgeon doing a penectomy, there is no reason for me to see your penis. I know there are many men out there that are proud of what they have or don't have. I assume that if you are a male, that you have a penis.  I don't want to see it. If you are stupid enough...
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Aug 11, 2011

    Wal-mart

    Went to Wal-Mart this morning and it destroyed my whole day. I needed to get a prescription refilled for my wife. All went rather well turning in the prescription, but when I turned away from the counter, my whole day was ruined. So very over weight guy was seating on their...
    Jones47 Jones47
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Aug 11, 2011

    Penis Ego's

    Look Guy's all men have penises, some are small and some are big, But pretty much they all look the same I have seen my fair share and i am not really impressed with any of them...so if the first thing you want to show me is your penis that you are obsessed with. I just DON'T...
    Aprilm32 Aprilm32
    31-35, F
    34 Responses Mar 19, 2012

    Yeah you have a penis.

    Do you think that makes you special? Do you think just because you have a penis, you have the right to send me pictures of it and tell me all the naughty things you wanna do with it? hell no you dont.
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies
    26-30, F
    Jan 22, 2015

    I'd ask if I want to

    (sigh) It's not your P*nis that I want to see when I open your Album. It's you face. Or the things surrounding you which are acceptable to all. It's not how strong firm it looks like, It how you look when it's tucked in inside that sexy jeans. It's not how you dare to show your...
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Jan 2, 2012

    Little Girls Don't Need Adult Stuff

    When dressed up as a little girl, I really am not interested in the adult stuff. No bra, no heels, no adult toys and especially not the real stuff. Little girls are doing little girl stuff and need to stay little :-)
    Kadya Kadya
    41-45
    May 30, 2011

    A Breakthrough

    I am in therapy, and it is going well.  I now accept and understand that certain of my actions were intended to address some insecurity.  I forget which one.  Anyway, today, I traded in the Porsche and the Corvette, and bought a nice neutral car that does not try to project...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jun 25, 2011
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