I Do Some Dumb Things

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    Yes I Doo Doesn't

    everyone from time to time. heck were all human, no onesperfect were supposed to make mistakes and do dumb things
    grapes305 grapes305
    13-15, F
    Mar 23, 2011

    My sister was like "I feel like a chicken!

    !" And I was like "You look like an idiot" Then my little sister was like "I'm a IDIOT CHICKEN!!!!"
    AngelWithASecret2 AngelWithASecret2
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 16, 2014

    I'm actually a survivor of a suicide attempt.

    About the time I was in an ambulance from one hospital to the other was the time that I regretted it all. I still keep thinking about doing it, though..
    Ahri9Tails Ahri9Tails
    22-25, F
    Apr 29, 2014

    Throwing the spoon in the trash can

    and the iogurt on the sink.... sometimes when going to take a **** i just black out and when i realize i'm brushing my teeth for no reason(that happens a lot)...i tried cleaning my razor blade with my mouth once...i tried to eat soap and it gave me headache and nausia....once i...
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    1 Response Feb 9, 2015

    I Had Diarrhea

    I remembered once when I was in school, I really had to go to the bathroom, so I got a pass and went. It turned out to be diarrhea, so I did my business and walked out. My little ingenious brain was working overtime, and I realized that that is considered falling sick, so maybe I...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 23, 2010

    I'm not stupid. I'm pretty sure

    but I have no common sense resulting in doing some dumb things. like when my dad pulls out a cup and then puts a dirty mug in the sink and tells me to put the egg in the cup. I assumed it was the last cup he touched.
    queenjellyfish queenjellyfish
    18-21, F
    Aug 6, 2015

    For example, I just flipped off my cat cause

    she won't quit whining and it's keeping me up lol
    brokenstarss brokenstarss
    18-21, F
    Nov 10, 2014

    Yep, I do... It generally cracks me up though,

    so there really is no biggie in that!
    deleted deleted
    Feb 13, 2015

    I meant to have an epiphany

    and instead had an episiotomy.
    deleted deleted
    Sep 15, 2014

    Decided to get food after a long night at work.

    Sounds like a great idea. I just consumed a king size twix bar, three junior cheeseburgers and a root beer float. Fortunately I burn all that at work but still
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    2 Responses Aug 5, 2015
    smytheblaine smytheblaine
    18-21, F
    Apr 29, 2014
    smytheblaine smytheblaine
    18-21, F
    Apr 22, 2014

    I Leaked

    This one time, I was at Macs with my friend and we were playing with the ketchup, 'Cause we had gotten heaps of packets, we began squirting them all over the table. When we had our fill of fun, I went to the restroom to wipe it off my hands, and when i walked out this cute guy...
    Stacy8989 Stacy8989
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2010

    So Often I'm Sure To Be Great Around When I'm Old & Senile!

    I do dumb things all the time lately.  The latest is rubbing my eye after putting a deep heat rub on my painful back,, ouch!! Because I'm awake now when I should be asleep I warmed some milk in the microwave ...........only to leave in to long and there's been a milk...
    mrsshadow mrsshadow
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jun 13, 2010

    Once Upon A Time..

    Okay, so one day my boyfriend and I were lying in bed late, and of course after just waking up we were both naked so when my mother knocked on my door I had to quickly get dressed while Zac hide under the covers. I opened the door like any other time I'd had to answer the door...
    SheronaM SheronaM
    18-21, F
    Feb 3, 2012

    (Is doing something big stupid with a

    friend) Me: Ok remember, if we are caught, your deaf and I don't speak English
    ThatGuyUndertheTree ThatGuyUndertheTree
    18-21, M
    Dec 10, 2015

    If the people in the pictures

    that are hanging in my room could see the dumb **** I do when I'm alone..I'm pretty sue they'd never let me forget it
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    2 Responses Jun 16, 2015

    I've been acting weird lately,

    I think it's cause of end of school pressure. Well basically all the weird **** I've been doing nothing caused my boyfriend and I to breakup. Frankly I saw it coming, I was being a complete idiot for about the last month and it was ******* him off. I'm done with online dating...
    apWeiss13 apWeiss13
    13-15, M
    Jun 8, 2015

    I like sharp things. There is just something

    enjoyable about shaving off pieces of wood with a razor sharp chisel. At some point it gets dull so I re sharpen it. If it's really bad I use a bench grinder. Everyone knows friction = heat. Sometimes I forget and I touch the hot metal :/
    p0tat07 p0tat07
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2015

    I almost burned down my kitchen.

    I was going to make breakfast, so I was preheating the that pan. For some unknown reason, I decided to go to my room and I started cleaning up. I had completely forgotten about the pan, until I noticed smoke filling up my apartment. I got problems.
    spaciousmind spaciousmind
    26-30, M
    Feb 13, 2015

    I like building things,

    often involving a drill. Sometimes I need to change the bit so after drilling I'll grab the but to take t out and it's hot. Derp
    p0tat07 p0tat07
    18-21, M
    Feb 13, 2015
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