I Do Stupid Things Sometimes

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    I think I joined this site to be honest,

    to be able to express and confess in safe hiding. Isn't that what most Blogs are for? The internet is a safe haven for our darkest or most insecure or most embarrassing sides of ourselves. But now I face the predicament I always do when I do something so stupid, so embarrassing...
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 27, 2014
    musicforlife0321 musicforlife0321
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 3, 2015

    I AM SOOOO STUPID!!!!

    ! Ugh... Why do I do this with guys???? I'm so messed up in the head!
    Orangerocket Orangerocket
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jan 22

    Cracckkkkkkkk

    soooo. today we were having a garage sale and were going through all my toys from when i was little, and there was this suitcase that was filled with all sorts of odds and ends from when i was a kid; annnyways, and i was looking through it and putting stuff in the pile to sell...
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 27, 2008

    Like right now, I'm really drunk.

    It's Wednesday evening and I actually have some errands to run tomorrow morning! Just drank half bottle of wild strawberry liqueur and I feel like I can't even write correctly. (Oh, all the spelling mistakes.. And grammar mistakes! I apologise.) I'm also watching horror game...
    Pagan7 Pagan7
    22-25, F
    Jul 22, 2015

    I've discovered I don't need a reason to do

    stupid things.....I just need a venue.
    NotHisBabydoll NotHisBabydoll
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Apr 21, 2014

    My New Hairspray

    I was doing an overnight visit to my mom’s recently.  I pack light when I do these one night away jaunts.  I have quite a collection of those little hotel shampoos and conditioners so I just throw those in my overnight bag along with travel size everything else...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    15 Responses Aug 13, 2009

    NOTE: Please do not let the length of this post

    deter you from reading. It is worth every moment. :) I did something very recently that was mindbogglingly idiotic, imbecilic, and just plain stupid-crazy. Though I do have a tendency to do things of this nature when I am home alone, this recent experience was perhaps the...
    andrewphysics andrewphysics
    18-21, M
    1 Response Nov 7, 2014
    Becca1369 Becca1369
    16-17, F
    Jan 4, 2015

    I put a knife to my wrist last night.

    ... Why does alcohol make us try to kill ourselves?
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jul 7, 2014

    Wish I could take it back

    and I don't think I am able to accept the reality, so I desperately try to fix it and try to explain to anyone and make them understand why I did or said something so stupid. But usually the more I try to fix it the worse it gets. I want to Normal sometimes but really I think...
    bblahb bblahb
    22-25, M
    May 23, 2014

    We all do stupid things

    but how do we know they're stupid? Sure we try to predict the outcome of what we will do and the result may be stupid or not but that itself is learning which is not stupid.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits
    22-25, M
    Aug 27, 2014

    I just stabbed myself with a pin on accident ow!

    ! i reached in my purse and stab!!!
    shelbz960 shelbz960
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 3, 2015

    Ok I Am New Here, But Might As Well Show My Stupidity Right Away Huh?

    I have done some of the stupidest things a 26 year old girl could ever do. 1. Three years in a row, I kept getting back together with the same miserable loser dude. He treated me badly and yet I chose to love him.....well I finally did get smart and move on. 2. I let my boss...
    love2balive love2balive
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2008

    Yesterday I attempted to stomp out a Flaming

    plastic Tupperware container filled with gasoline and home made napalm the result was flaming gasoline and napalm flying out of the container on to my skin and burning me. I ran away from the fire and beat the fire of my legs and pulled the dried flaming plastic and napalm of...
    J0sh35 J0sh35
    13-15, M
    1 Response Jul 19, 2015

    I Had Gas

    We were about halfway through our long trip moving my daughter and grandbaby home.  My husband was driving the moving truck while we followed in the car.  We pulled into a station to get gas.  I got out to pump my gas and did all the necessary things: insert card...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    15 Responses Jan 13, 2009

    Stupid

    I sometimes feel stupid.ı did mistakes .it effects my life. I wish ı could turn back time. I hope ı could fix it. but Im not sure maybe ım just a unlucky person. ım not depressed but being happy and love is my right too.
    ist123 ist123
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 17, 2013

    1 time I accidentally left my fork in the

    microwave while wondering where it was. Didn't find it until the microwave started lighting up and playing techno.
    Stargazer1997 Stargazer1997
    18-21, M
    1 Response Oct 16, 2015

    So yesterday I went skateboarding

    and I tried to skate down a rail but I failed. Lol so I ended up busting the side of my head on the concrete, and I broke my arm, so I had to stay in the hospital overnight. It wasn't too comfortable tbh.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 26, 2015

    Most Unfortunate

    I love to do housework.  Strange, but true.  I often do my best thinking when I’m cleaning.  While I clean the clutter in my house, I clean the clutter in my brain as well.   But sometimes I can only do one task well at a time.   Today I...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    10 Responses Nov 20, 2008

    Maybe I Am A Bad Driver.

    Lately I've found its when I'm on the road, which is so dangerous. They are usually small, stupid things that would just irritate other drivers. I haven't really done anything to put anyone's life in danger, however I get so angry and upset with myself for being so reckless. Sure...
    Polaroids Polaroids
    22-25, F
    Dec 14, 2011

    i did many stupid things in my life

    that i just have to laugh on it
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 7, 2015

    Grrrr...i'm So Annoyed With Myself!

    Here I was sitting at the computer typing away, having a lovely time and ignoring the strange smell coming from the kitchen.  I BURNT THE QUANDONG JAM that I was making for Christmas.  It's so bad that I think I'm going to have to chuck the...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl
    36-40
    6 Responses Dec 12, 2009

    Whenever I get embarrassed,

    or shy, or any emotion like that, I rub the tip of my nose with my hand.
    WaywardHumanSoul WaywardHumanSoul
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jan 18

    My 15 Minutes Of Shame

    We all have been ashamed of something. Haven't we?For whatever shameful event we participated in, the vast majority of us have shamed ourselves in front of 1 or 2 or just a few people and after a short while, it's normally forgotten by everyone.My own embarrassing event was...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 15, 2012

    Yesterday while it was -4 C outside I went out,

    barefoot to check to see if the pond out back was frozen over. I walked on it. It wasn't frozen...Well enough to support humans.
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    Jan 3, 2015

    well.. let's be honest,

    who doesn't? aha
    hyfrankie hyfrankie
    13-15, M
    1 Response Nov 15, 2015

    I found a really long sock

    and wrapped it around my head shouting "I'm a sock". Sister ended up throwing a pillow at me.
    Freakazurg Freakazurg
    18-21, M
    Jan 4, 2015

    A Little Eggstra Aggravation

    Thanksgiving is My Baby.  I prepare the entire feast from appetizers to desserts for my entire family and any stray soul my daughter is feeling sorry for this time of year.  I love doing this and nobody bothers to bring anything other than the token bottle of wine...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    11 Responses Nov 26, 2008

    My school started on Wednesday

    and my grade now has laptops to use for classes. We got them on Thursday (yesterday) and brought them home to charge. Well being the idiot I am, out of over 500 people I was the only one who forgot it at my house. But that's not the only thing. I forgot which bus I ride (I have...
    Lcy2472 Lcy2472
    13-15, F
    Jul 31, 2015

    Pretty Much

    even more so when im drunk for example, last time i pee'd my name into snow on a car hood.  Then decided every front yard with snow on it was their just so i could turn it into art by walking on it and drawing pictures or words.   Next i used a beer bottle as a tee...
    fred7 fred7
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 30, 2008

    I Just Tried To

    make brownies i mixed the powder oil and water in the bowl greased the pan and put it in the oven..40 minutes later I pull it out of the oven and its a bubbling liquid why would that be? I forgot to add the ******* egg. I feel so stupid right now
    MissTori MissTori
    18-21, F
    Dec 22, 2012

    I find them stupid sometimes,

    and most people think they are all stupid. But we learn by them, You can't learn from something if you haven't done it. People may believe something is stupid so you are told it's stupid. But there are just something out there you need to experience yourself to learn from it.
    NymNin NymNin
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 10, 2014

    On my bed checking out something on the

    internet not needing use my keyboard yet. Was trying to point mouse cursor at something. The screen started to blink, and the cursor started to blink as well and jumping all over the place. Closed out browser. Still blinking and jumping. Noticed and icon is preselected so...
    mirogran mirogran
    31-35, M
    Jan 26, 2015

    There was this one time

    that i was sharpening my pencil above a trash can, when i was about to throw the pencil shavings when i accidentally threw my sharpener then i threw my pencil. I don't even know why.
    NicoleDelaCruuz NicoleDelaCruuz
    18-21, F
    Apr 29, 2014

    Square Nipples!!!

     I found a great dress whilst shopping the other day.  It has a low back and fits me like a glove.  I'm really flat chested but have annoying nipples that stand out - probably not such a bad thing but it really bothers me.   It occured to me that I wouldn't be...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl
    36-40
    8 Responses Aug 20, 2009

    Oh, Maaaan!

    I'm cleaning and on a roll, so I decide to empty the dishwasher, literally.  My dishes are not getting all sparkly, and I love sparkly things, so I am determined to fix the problem at its source.  I get out the CLR, guaranteed to clean the coils and pipes of...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    7 Responses Nov 12, 2008

    I have more than once made brownies in oven

    and everything and when the timer goes off I realize I forgot to add eggs so its liquid or I will be doing homework and be looking all over for my eyeglasses and it won't be till I lean down to far having them fall off my head I realize I had them all along and today I tried to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 24, 2014

    Bad things I've done in life: 1-following the

    crowd 2-drinking alcohol during math class... I was suppose to pass the bottle to the person next to me but some how I ended up drink from the mouth of the bottle which no one else did. Tbh I don't even like sharing the same bottle with people 3- drinking at my cousins...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 18, 2015

    Buzzy, Tickly Things

    I was seven years old; my younger brother was five.  We were standing at the kitchen counter looking for snacks and trouble.  My mom was planning on baking that day and had the ingredients and hand mixer all ready to go.  She wasn’t present at this defining...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    15 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    What was the most stupid thing you've ever done?

    (Drunk/sober) Most stupid thing I've done was I thinking I could beat up an 11th grader in 7th grade... Didn't wind up well for me O.O
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Jul 18, 2015

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