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I Do Stupid Things Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 506 People

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    Well once I was at a bar and I went up to a table of bikers and asked them if anybody wanted to buy my moped. I didn’t really have a moped to sell I just thought it would be funny. Cheers!    
    Nanoose Nanoose 51-55, M 2 Responses Mar 30, 2008

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    There was this one time

    that i was sharpening my pencil above a trash can, when i was about to throw the pencil shavings when i accidentally threw my sharpener then i threw my pencil. I don't even know why.
    NicoleDelaCruuz NicoleDelaCruuz 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 29

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    I Did This Yesterday

    i put a metal coffee cup in the microwave and it like caught on fire. only me and my sister were home so my sister was like crying and i didnt know what to do first. haha. thats my stupid thing for yesterday. 
    smydb smydb 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 22, 2009

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    My New Hairspray

    I was doing an overnight visit to my mom’s recently.  I pack light when I do these one night away jaunts.  I have quite a collection of those little hotel shampoos and conditioners so I just throw those in my overnight bag along with travel size everything else...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 16 Responses Aug 13, 2009

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    Actually.........Most of the Time......

    I can't seem to help myself & I don't even have drugs or alcohol to use as an excuse. lol. I just always seem to do stupid things or say something so stupid that I actually embarrass myself, as well as my family. Oh, they try not to show it but I catch things when they...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    I need to learn to say no.

    I've been through a tough time in the past year ( I won't elaborate), and have only recently been able to start work again. I sometimes think my older sister takes advantage of me and plays mind games with me. It's ok for her to refuse or decline my requests and I don't say a...
    ohsweethoneyicedtea ohsweethoneyicedtea 22-25, F Aug 27

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    Electric Shock

    When i was in middle school my nan had an old fridge. One day the light bulb in the fridge went out and that we shouldn't play with it. So being the smart person that I am i decided to have a look myself. So I opened the door to see. I could see that the light wasn't working...
    LeavesNZ LeavesNZ 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 6, 2009

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    Understatement

    I do stupid things a lot of the time I have phases in which common sense evades me completely and then alternatively days in which I have perfected it as a craft (but saying that am very pleased with myself each time i act upon it)  I sometimes get too involved in a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 9, 2009

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    Pretty Much

    even more so when im drunk for example, last time i pee'd my name into snow on a car hood.  Then decided every front yard with snow on it was their just so i could turn it into art by walking on it and drawing pictures or words.   Next i used a beer bottle as a tee...
    fred7 fred7 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 30, 2008

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    I've discovered I don't need a reason to do

    stupid things.....I just need a venue.
    Babydoll42 Babydoll42 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 21

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    I put a knife to my wrist last night.

    ... Why does alcohol make us try to kill ourselves?
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 7

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    A Little Eggstra Aggravation

    Thanksgiving is My Baby.  I prepare the entire feast from appetizers to desserts for my entire family and any stray soul my daughter is feeling sorry for this time of year.  I love doing this and nobody bothers to bring anything other than the token bottle of wine...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 12 Responses Nov 26, 2008

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    I Had Gas

    We were about halfway through our long trip moving my daughter and grandbaby home.  My husband was driving the moving truck while we followed in the car.  We pulled into a station to get gas.  I got out to pump my gas and did all the necessary things: insert card...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 15 Responses Jan 13, 2009

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    O Man.

     xD where to start? just yesterday i was in art class and we were drawing cups and i was zone-ing out and and i wanted to look at my friend amy's cup and without thinking i picked it up...5 sec later i realized i had moved it=she was drawing a certain side.... she kinda...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 13, 2009

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    Buzzy, Tickly Things

    I was seven years old; my younger brother was five.  We were standing at the kitchen counter looking for snacks and trouble.  My mom was planning on baking that day and had the ingredients and hand mixer all ready to go.  She wasn’t present at this defining...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 14 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Ok I Am New Here, But Might As Well Show My Stupidity Right Away Huh?

    I have done some of the stupidest things a 26 year old girl could ever do. 1. Three years in a row, I kept getting back together with the same miserable loser dude. He treated me badly and yet I chose to love him.....well I finally did get smart and move on. 2. I let my boss...
    love2balive love2balive 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 30, 2008

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    Maybe I Am A Bad Driver.

    Lately I've found its when I'm on the road, which is so dangerous. They are usually small, stupid things that would just irritate other drivers. I haven't really done anything to put anyone's life in danger, however I get so angry and upset with myself for being so reckless. Sure...
    Polaroids Polaroids 22-25, F Dec 14, 2011

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    Oh, Maaaan!

    I'm cleaning and on a roll, so I decide to empty the dishwasher, literally.  My dishes are not getting all sparkly, and I love sparkly things, so I am determined to fix the problem at its source.  I get out the CLR, guaranteed to clean the coils and pipes of...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 7 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Grrrr...i'm So Annoyed With Myself!

    Here I was sitting at the computer typing away, having a lovely time and ignoring the strange smell coming from the kitchen.  I BURNT THE QUANDONG JAM that I was making for Christmas.  It's so bad that I think I'm going to have to chuck the...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 6 Responses Dec 12, 2009

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    Most Unfortunate

    I love to do housework.  Strange, but true.  I often do my best thinking when I’m cleaning.  While I clean the clutter in my house, I clean the clutter in my brain as well.   But sometimes I can only do one task well at a time.   Today I...
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 10 Responses Nov 20, 2008

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    Cracckkkkkkkk

    soooo. today we were having a garage sale and were going through all my toys from when i was little, and there was this suitcase that was filled with all sorts of odds and ends from when i was a kid; annnyways, and i was looking through it and putting stuff in the pile to sell...
    asdfok asdfok 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 27, 2008

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    I think I joined this site to be honest,

    to be able to express and confess in safe hiding. Isn't that what most Blogs are for? The internet is a safe haven for our darkest or most insecure or most embarrassing sides of ourselves. But now I face the predicament I always do when I do something so stupid, so embarrassing...
    DorothyWheresOz DorothyWheresOz 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 27

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    I Just Tried To

    make brownies i mixed the powder oil and water in the bowl greased the pan and put it in the oven..40 minutes later I pull it out of the oven and its a bubbling liquid why would that be? I forgot to add the ******* egg. I feel so stupid right now
    MissTori MissTori 18-21, F Dec 22, 2012

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    Me Too

    who among us hasn't? i seriously doubt there's anyone on this or any other planet who hasn't had one of those butt-kicking, forehead-slapping, what-the-hell-was-i-thinking kind of moments. we've all done it. there's quite an excellent chance we all will again. i just try not to...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 29, 2008

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    AND...all I Can Say Is

    Don't we all?  If you think you don't make mistakes or miss the mark sometimes, you don't get a chance to learn from these events.  You must have a laptop with you on your mountain-top ashram.  Does the halo cause a lot of glare on your screen?
    mysticsovereign mysticsovereign 56-60, F 2 Responses Nov 21, 2008

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    I find them stupid sometimes,

    and most people think they are all stupid. But we learn by them, You can't learn from something if you haven't done it. People may believe something is stupid so you are told it's stupid. But there are just something out there you need to experience yourself to learn from it.
    NymNin NymNin 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    My 15 Minutes Of Shame

    We all have been ashamed of something. Haven't we?For whatever shameful event we participated in, the vast majority of us have shamed ourselves in front of 1 or 2 or just a few people and after a short while, it's normally forgotten by everyone.My own embarrassing event was...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 15, 2012

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    We all do stupid things

    but how do we know they're stupid? Sure we try to predict the outcome of what we will do and the result may be stupid or not but that itself is learning which is not stupid.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    So I put the cream for my coffee in the freezer

    yesterday, don't ask me why. I now have a block of frozen cream for my morning coffee.....senior moment? :P
    RitJaCa RitJaCa 46-50, F 11 Responses Apr 29

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    Square Nipples!!!

     I found a great dress whilst shopping the other day.  It has a low back and fits me like a glove.  I'm really flat chested but have annoying nipples that stand out - probably not such a bad thing but it really bothers me.   It occured to me that I wouldn't be...
    wildernessgirl wildernessgirl 36-40 8 Responses Aug 20, 2009

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    Stupid

    I sometimes feel stupid.ı did mistakes .it effects my life. I wish ı could turn back time. I hope ı could fix it. but Im not sure maybe ım just a unlucky person. ım not depressed but being happy and love is my right too.
    ist123 ist123 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 17, 2013

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    Wish I could take it back

    and I don't think I am able to accept the reality, so I desperately try to fix it and try to explain to anyone and make them understand why I did or said something so stupid. But usually the more I try to fix it the worse it gets. I want to Normal sometimes but really I think...
    bblahb bblahb 22-25, M 1 Response May 23

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    I can't help it :/ Sometimes I get teary when Im talking to someone and they are replying quickly then it slowly becomes less and less replies and yet I still reply as soon as...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    My class decided to skip school tomorrow and I've been getting spam messages all afternoon cuz they won't shut up with their stupid texting group chat and apparantely they don't...
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 30

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    I'm so embarrassed to admit these things. I just want to say these things, but they are too embarrassing. I've never spoken about them before and I'd rather keep them private. I'm...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 70+, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    Other than having sex with someone I probably wouldn't have if I wasn't really drunk, I think the worst thing... stupidest thing that happened to me while I was drunk was I passed...
    HotBoxDatRocks HotBoxDatRocks 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I get such a rush from doing bad things....
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F Oct 5

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    Justin Bieber; Kardashians; Lindsey Lohan.... Must I go on?
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F Oct 1

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    I work with someone who is late for work every day and I mean Every day and he always has a new excuse for being late. I believe in punctuality how hard is this!!!
    Sims11 Sims11 31-35, M 5 Responses Oct 2

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    Being as I'm not of legal age, I don't drink often. But when I do, I go all out. Lol I remember the very first time I got drunk. I was 15 and after many shots me and my friend...
    AvaleeMarie AvaleeMarie 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 26

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    We had a party at our house and when it got late at night there was just me and 2 of my husbands friends still awake. I was making out wiht both of them. then we went skinny...
    BELLAGUMBY BELLAGUMBY 46-50, F 44 Responses Sep 26

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    I have never seen Xbox or Playstation in real life. I always wanted them but I just always have seen them in movies & on tv. I'd love to have Playstation but Dad's never gonna get...
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M Oct 1

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    Lol the other day I was in class, and the teacher asked for a date before the civil war for this timeline assignment we were doing, and I got confused and said "1900's" and...
    Selphira Selphira 16-17, F Oct 3

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    I got really drunk with my cousin in his basement. I ended up naked and covered in my own vomit.
    gregforeli gregforeli 26-30, M 1 Response Oct 7

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    I love girl that pee themselves or daipers
    toryhill toryhill 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    My actions may not be of the highest caliber, but they are never boring. As little shame as I have when I'm sober, it completely goes out of the window drunk...
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Oh I want to tell you guys and girls about what happened 9 years ago. We were having a softball tournament the Golf course maintenance against the pro shop. We all had beers. I had...
    Balloonboy33 Balloonboy33 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Sure I'm young and say stupid things sometimes but I'm not stupid. Most of the times.
    reeessa reeessa 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    "Sometimes" Is an understatement. I feel stupid all the time! I think about things that make me feel stupid. I say things that make me feel stupid. I just flat out do stupid things...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 20

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    Ugh... Why am I so sensitive? I just feel really fragile today... I keep holding back the tears... Then all these negative feelings surface all at once... All the reasons I shouldn...
    Elayla Elayla 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    It's true. My timing is horrible, and my sense of humor is disgustingly dark and flat. I'm going to a "party" tonight, and I am a guy's plus one because he had no one else (I am...
    Skollon Skollon 18-21, F Oct 9