I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk

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    I'm such a slutty drunk

    and it makes me feel really bad about myself -.-
    Annalise27 Annalise27
    22-25, F
    12 Responses Jun 22, 2014

    I once woke up naked with a toaster in the

    middle of the floor like it was a tribute or something.
    NoDaveParty NoDaveParty
    26-30, M
    Jan 10, 2016

    every time I get drunk around the same guy

    who's way older then me we always have sex but hate one another when sober
    KaylaK2391 KaylaK2391
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jul 6, 2015

    if I'm with anyone when I'm drink y'all will

    see wat I mean ;) stupid can be a good thing sometimes??
    jessebabes jessebabes
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Dec 15, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 21, 2016

    ....to be really honest.

    .. I don't need to be drunk to do stupid things!!!!!
    fenomen02 fenomen02
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Feb 12, 2016

    I lost my new undiess

    and i am now saddened :(
    onemorelie onemorelie
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Apr 14, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    19 Responses Nov 28, 2015

    Guess who got drunk at the neighborhood block

    party and made a fool of herself with a 19 year old neighbor??? This idiot, that's who!
    Bikinigardener Bikinigardener
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Sep 10, 2014

    That is why I don't get drunk anymore,

    I haven't drunk more than a drink in almost 2 months! I am proud! What about you all?
    Hardboy48 Hardboy48
    26-30, M
    Dec 18, 2015
    7t5HATgirl 7t5HATgirl
    41-45, F
    2 Responses May 5, 2014

    Oh yeah. The clothes usually start coming off

    after a few...........😳 hey buddy wrong hole does not mean harder or deeper. Geez
    taylor69shaw taylor69shaw
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Jan 2, 2016

    Like running down the beach naked,

    it was evening though and don't think anyone saw me, thank god!! Lol.
    stephanie29 stephanie29
    31-35, F
    35 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    I had sex with my first ex

    while being drunk. While we were having sex, i yelled out my current girlfriends name. That's how guilty I was.
    ShesGottaBeTheOne ShesGottaBeTheOne
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 22, 2016

    I try to control my drink

    but such fun things happen....., the morning after, not so fun trying to sneak out without waking him up
    gildedlily21 gildedlily21
    22-25, F
    1 Response Mar 14, 2015

    last night i slept with my best friend

    while in a relationship with a veteran..gosh, i need to just disappear..
    marlizkov marlizkov
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Apr 19, 2016

    My friends say I am a terrible horrible

    shameless flirt when I'm drunk lol.., well you gotta have some fun!
    warmwetdeep warmwetdeep
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Nov 19, 2015

    that moment when u sober up

    after drinking and u realize the things u did! lol omg! I drunk emailed a certain person. oh god. I said things I really never wanted to say outloud! he had leverage on me before. now he's got even more! ohhh man! such an idiot. I went and reread it. I died laughing though. lol
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 23, 2014

    I've decided that it's true alcohol won't fix

    my problems. But neither will water, so what the hell.
    Theend1000 Theend1000
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2015

    I am emotionally unstable on a daily basis.

    .. but when I am drunk I am the most confused and i do the stupidest things
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Mar 5, 2016

    Haha I sing like an idiot

    when I am drunk
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    12 Responses Feb 11, 2015

    I'm pretty drunk and high right now

    because of you lol screw you....maybe I have a problem
    lilellie415 lilellie415
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 28, 2016

    Not all the time, but sometimes.

    .. For example, last night...Halloween...there was a party, there were fun and sexy costumes, there was alcohol.....annnnddddd I kind of hooked up with one of my best guy friends...
    DocMcSizzle DocMcSizzle
    26-30, F
    13 Responses Nov 1, 2015

    The things my friends tell me the next day.

    Wow just like to remember...I have been know to get on tables and *****...pole dance....give lap dances....take my panties off and throw them to men....oh well ...i would probably do this sober :)))
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    25 Responses Apr 14, 2014

    Doing stupid things when I drink.

    My dad has a huge stash and never noticed
    Yplv Yplv
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 9, 2016

    I am drunk as ****...

    ..wow this is a great night
    AbbieBaby AbbieBaby
    26-30, F
    16 Responses Dec 5, 2014

    I’m on my second martini

    and getting ready to cook dinner for my mother.
    NekkidJoe NekkidJoe
    56-60, M
    Jan 22, 2016

    I once woke up naked with a toaster in the

    middle of the floor like it was a tribute or something.
    NoDaveParty NoDaveParty
    26-30, M
    Jan 10, 2016

    Apparently at some point I added the "I Love DC

    and Marvel Comics" Experience. I am POSITIVE that love is way outside the verb I would use for that...perhaps find amusing...or enjoy a wee bit would be better. I guess if that's the worst I did then I'm doing ok!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 17, 2015

    I came home from partying with my friends

    and I was so so drunk. My 13 year old brother was walking around in his briefs and playing video games. I went to my room and changed into a tank top and my tiniest thong. I then went to the living room, sat on the couch next to my little brother and watched him play. It took...
    Elliethongs Elliethongs
    22-25, F
    18 Responses Dec 20, 2015

    so for halloween I went to a party dressed

    as a vampire...I usually don't go to parties as I don't very much like people much....but that night I did, as I got there I ate red rice crispy treats and red jello shots and drank so vodka my friend had, I also chugged down a couple beers....I was soooo wasted, I ended up...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 31, 2015

    Let's just say live everyone else I'm not myself

    when I'm drunk I do stupid things again like every other drunk lol
    Maddya Maddya
    22-25, F
    Apr 10, 2014

    LOL I hear that.....I still remember getting

    so drunk I actually tried bi stuff
    abqmongo69 abqmongo69
    41-45, M
    Apr 2, 2016

    Usually only when I'm hammered I'm Jeanette I

    twisted grace's arm to use her iPhone
    graciadivi graciadivi
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Dec 17, 2015

    and I'm ratfaced right now,

    lol,pissed and horny,lol,always good skype material
    waxfootback waxfootback
    51-55, M
    1 Response Apr 1, 2016
    secretsexter secretsexter
    41-45, F
    2 Responses May 14, 2014
    john9421 john9421
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 7, 2016
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses Apr 17, 2015

    So do I but I'm funny

    and have a great time
    tazzs tazzs
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 27, 2016
    dirtydarkness dirtydarkness
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 23, 2015

    stupid actions, amusing expiriances,

    unforgettable memories.
    DoceOFaciD DoceOFaciD
    18-21, M
    Dec 27, 2015

    I passed out from drinking a few night ago

    and pissed my pants so yeah lol I do stupid things.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Jul 6, 2015

    Free Bars And Work Functions Don'T Ever Mix.......

    My boss was being a complete jerk for months so I was really nervous about having to spend time with him at (the verrrrrryy formal) xmas party. I arrived a little early and decided to calm my nerves with a few vodka cranberry's , and after discovering it was a free bar I decided...
    littleblueeyes littleblueeyes
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jun 5, 2013

    Yep. I am known to run naked around my house

    with my girlfriends following a lost game of beer pong. I show off my ******** dance moves and occasionally wall twerk. And if a fight erupts, even if it's a guy fight, I always am convinced I can make them stop. But at the same time, I'm a good time. I get along with most...
    maegan91 maegan91
    26-30, F
    Mar 6, 2014
    selina1986 selina1986
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 20, 2016

    1. I become so effin talkative like i say

    what's everything on my mind 2. I suddenly speak in Japanese language 3. I spew everywhere. 4. I suddenly make bestfriends 5. I hug every body.
    yayepisoverimsad yayepisoverimsad
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2016

    I so stupid things when I'm drunk

    and not drunk. I'm stupid either way
    EmoTrashGirl EmoTrashGirl
    70+, F
    3 Responses Mar 1, 2016

    We had a party at our house

    and when it got late at night there was just me and 2 of my husbands friends still awake. I was making out wiht both of them. then we went skinny dipping
    BELLAGUMBY BELLAGUMBY
    51-55, F
    65 Responses Sep 26, 2014
    Princessss16 Princessss16
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Apr 6, 2016

    broken hand...wall...

    gamecube... uhmm should i keep going?
    mysticroach mysticroach
    22-25, M
    1 Response Feb 9, 2016

    But it's frickin hilarious,

    Not so much in the morning tho :(
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Nov 19, 2015
    diaperbuster911 diaperbuster911
    18-21, M
    Feb 4, 2016
    Johnnycashh Johnnycashh
    22-25, M
    Feb 4, 2016
    Jamiecod98 Jamiecod98
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2015
    stargirl1998 stargirl1998
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Dec 25, 2015
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