I breathe deeper through my nose, and it gets kinda noisey. I watch my thumbs as I text, as if they are going to do something entirely unexpected. I get super thirsty, but hardly every get myself something to drink because I'm too lazy to move. I gaze up at the ceiling a lot...
I sent God a text. Asking for help.
Thought it would come back 'message not delivered'. It didn't. Kind of interesting. God has a mobile. And what's more omnipresence means you don't need a number. You can write in directly - to: god. And it works.
Aha. I'm ridiculous.