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I Don't Do Mornings Very Well

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 1,234 People

    For What?

    My life has become so tedious and boring why would I want to wake up early, no job(or prospects of getting one), no car, no friends close by, husband angry almost all the time, so give me my coffee, don't talk and let me get through yet another day of boredom and angst: cleaning...
    stelyani stelyani 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2013

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    Except When I Worked Overnights

    when I worked overnights the mornings were the best part of my night because that was when I was allowed to go home and go to sleep. Now it's when I have to get up. lame.. Thank goodness for alarm clocks or else I would never get up. I wonder what people did to get up on time...
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Nov 16, 2009

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    Mornings

    Nope not a morning person at all -- got to have that coffee to be human for the first 2 hours!!!
    SouthernBelle2 SouthernBelle2 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 10, 2013

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    Have a great day !!!!

    !!!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
    LAsuperstar LAsuperstar 70+, F Oct 12, 2014

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    It is 3 AM here and I am wide awake ,

    I don't even want to know what my morning is going to look like :(
    theanja1 theanja1 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 27, 2014

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    I Hate Mornings.

    I have such a terrible sleeping schedule falling asleep at five in the morning to wake up to my baby crying at nine or ten, and then i have to get up and make her breakfast feed her changer her diaper and then play with her until nap time. I LOVE nap time.. but when there is...
    lilbebe lilbebe 18-21, F May 13, 2010

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    Imaginarionify Imaginarionify 22-25, F 3 Responses Apr 23, 2014

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    Two Kinds of People There are two kinds of

    people. Those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Apr 23, 2014

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    It always takes some music

    and food in the span of 4 hours to make me sane
    RicanPenguin RicanPenguin 18-21, M Mar 27

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    bloodstream11 bloodstream11 18-21, M Aug 25, 2014

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    Hate Mornings!

    I am a little better now but before.....I would always wake up with a chip on my shoulder.Β  Anything would set me off.Β  I would go ballistic at the smallest little things.Β  I would turn into a raging maniac at bigger things, you know, foaming at the mouth, throwing stuff...
    katnipkitkat katnipkitkat 41-45, F Aug 31, 2011

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    Out Of Phase

    i find it difficult to sleep at night and the only time i can be relied upon to be asleep is twenty minutes before my alarm goes off at 0630 so im tired and lethargic god i hate getting out of my nice snuggly bed i dont actually sleep till about 0400 i love lie ins and once i am...
    dawnrise dawnrise 31-35, F Feb 28, 2013

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    "Good Morning" is a contradiction of terms.

    So is "Bright and Early" for that matter. My brain works on low power in mornings so if it's early I'm not very bright. I was so tired one time I was about to put the milk away after eating cerial and suddenly nature called, so I went to the bathroom. Guess where I left the milk...
    GraceJediHeart GraceJediHeart 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 24, 2014

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    I don't do mornings very well - In fact you

    have to kick me out of bed to get me up. Also the fact that I have to get outta bed at 6:00am doesn't help.
    Ghrite Ghrite 22-25, M Mar 24, 2014

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    I Am A Night Hawk

    I've been on my summer holidays for just over a month now and already I'm starting to forget that 7am actually exists! :)
    ducksocks92 ducksocks92 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 27, 2010

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    Up At 6...

    I've consistently gotten up at 6 am every morning for, I'd say around seven years. The absolute killer, though, is that my first class on Tuesdays and Thursdays this semester starts at 7:15 a.m. I can barely even function that early, much less think! Every Tuesday and Thursday I...
    surv1vor surv1vor 18-21, F Sep 21, 2010

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    Mornings

    Mornings,Hate β€˜em,Always tired,Go to bed at night,Can’t sleep,Morning comes,Alarm sounds,I’m ready to sleep!
    startinover1 startinover1 46-50 Jun 16, 2012

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    Definitely Not A Morning Person

    I used to stay up late chatting with people until 3am or later years ago.  I can't cope with being up that late now, but I'm still happier being up late at night than having to get up early in the morning.
    Koala1964 Koala1964 51-55, M 4 Responses Oct 22, 2009

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    No Coffee= Cranky Crazy Doucher

    Good Gawd, please do NOT wake me up. Its a NASTY encounter. Those Gremlins that they warned you (not feeding after dark) yeah thats me. DONT expect a smile in the morning. Dont expect anything other than a grunt. It really doesnt matter who you are. Even after coffee, im pretty...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 4, 2009

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    Not A Morning Person

    I think I'm a pretty pleasant person other than morings.  I mean sure I have my moments of bitchiness, but who doesn't (whether they admit it or not).  I'm definitely not a morning person, though.  Totally a night owl.  I'm not intentionally grouchy when I...
    goodgrlgonebad goodgrlgonebad 36-40, F Jan 2, 2010

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    Morning Blues

    Ahhh the morning...this is a time i don't like being up for. Honestly,mornings are like the personal hell for the beginning of the day. COCKA DUDLE DO its morning and there for you should get your lazy bum outta bed, clean up, get dressed... I'm going to stop there seeing as i...
    Tannyer Tannyer 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 17, 2010

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    Once More Into The Breech Dear Friends!

    I wrote this a few years ago but it still rings true :) I love mornings!! Well storybook mornings.. peaceful and gentle.. gradually preparing me for the days delivery of snotty noses, crowd control issues, catshit on the bedroom floor and so on... I remember those mornings...
    nosuchuser nosuchuser 46-50, F Aug 22, 2010

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    Waking Up Is Hard To Do. That's A Song Right ?

    One of my biggest problems has always been waking up. ( that's so funny a friend of mine sent me a wake up gesture today LOL) Waking up has never been easy for me, but since I have been taking meds for the past 12 years, it's worse. I wake up and immediately have to pop pills or...
    bitterdregs bitterdregs 46-50, F 7 Responses Nov 16, 2009

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    It takes forever to get ready like hair makeup

    and outfit to match and such ughhhhh it annoys me
    Dontjudeme19 Dontjudeme19 13-15, F Dec 14, 2013

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    Coffee Fail

    Gotta Love waking up in the morning to a car speeding by and your cousin knocking on your bedroom door obnoxiously. I get up and my hair looks like crap and I feel dead; all i want to do is fall back among my pillows and fall asleep and stay there as long as humanly possible. Of...
    RavenWolf RavenWolf 18-21, F Dec 16, 2011

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    Yoyoko Yoyoko 16-17, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Me Too

    I am not a morning person. I prefer to start in the afternoon and work through the night, into the early hours of the following morning.
    yfronts36 yfronts36 41-45, M Mar 2, 2012

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    I usually spend the 5 minutes I have between

    waking up and having to leave the house staring blankly at a wall.
    sighimnotgoodwithnames sighimnotgoodwithnames 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 23, 2014

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    Which Is Very Unfortunate...

    as I am currently managing a B&B. If I had my druthers I would be completely nocturnal...especially during the ghastly heat of summer.
    chiarascuro chiarascuro 36-40, M Feb 2, 2012

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    Mornings

    I don't do mornings!I hate waking up...I would much rather sleep...but then wouldn't everyone??
    kes36 kes36 22-25, F Jan 26, 2013

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    Don't Wake Uuuup!

    I have to wake up at 6:30am every morning Mon-Fri! Gah, I was lucky I didn't have school today, lol. Now and then I shut off my alarm clock and just sleep for an extra few minutes. I am definately NOT a morning person, way more of a night person. The moonlight and stars...
    MusicalLover MusicalLover 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 21, 2009

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    Slow To Start

    slow to start, in fact stunned would be a good word after I get up.  I often bump into things, don't like to talk to anybody and need quiet time, me time and space ... given a few hours and a good start, my day usually goes well and I am happy.  If anyone screws this up...
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 Jun 27, 2010

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    Five Snoozes

    7:30 am the terrible screeching sound of my alarm clock can be heard on the other side of the room forcing me to drag my sleepy butt out of bed and slam down on the snooze button. 7:45 the alarm goes off again- snooze. Rinse and repeat till about 8:50 when I finally manage to lug...
    Linxer Linxer 26-30, F 1 Response May 21, 2010

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    Gosh No!

     Its 5:00 am and you're wondering what I'm doing up... I slept already, but otherwise I CANNOT STAND WAKING UP EARLY IN THE MORNING. I'm so not a morning person. I'm a nightmare when I wake up, I don't like sound, I don't like talking and all I want to do is take a hot...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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    I hate mornings. Every morning I wake up to my

    alarm clock but it is such a struggle trying to actually get up. Even when I go to bed earlier I still wake up feeling incredibly tired.
    kennethwf kennethwf 18-21, M Dec 11, 2013

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    I just want stay burrowed under my sheets,

    fluffy blanket, and five downy pillows. This is when I have the best sleeps and dreams. Anyone or anything that tries to separate me from my bed is the enemy.
    bombchu bombchu 22-25, F Oct 9, 2014

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    I'm Certainly Not!

    I usually claim that I'm not morning person bc i love to sleep in,it's my favorite time to sleep,this means I'm not a fan of waking up at before 10am!I'm more of night owl!I stay up late,I get up late!But when I do need to get up early,that's what I do!
    natdj88 natdj88 22-25, F Oct 7, 2010

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    Once I Get Going...

    I'm fine once I get moving...but getting to that point is the challenge!Β  I'll hit the snooze button half a dozen times before staggering blearily around my room, getting ready.Β  I'm usually with it by the time I head for the bus...but that's a full two hours after my alarm...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F Oct 2, 2011

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    I am not a morning person

    or an early bird and definitely not trying to get any worms! I can be very grumpy and short fused & my brain is still asleep even when I'm awake.. Too early for Breakfast in the morning as well.. I'll take OJ or coffee with my powdered cream.. But. The only person I will smile...
    stuckNWEbbz stuckNWEbbz 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 15, 2014

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    I'm Not A Morning Person. Do Not Pull The Covers Off Of Me. I Will Kill You.

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F Oct 5, 2013

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    No, Am Not A Morning Person...

    I honestly think mornings are bad for you and thus they should be cancelled. I mean we would easily skip the morning and jump straigth to the noon. Oh, wait, I'm doing that all ready... No, seriously speaking I love to wake up early and enjoy all the things associated with...
    IdontKnowEther IdontKnowEther 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 6, 2010

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    Already Kicked In.

    I'm on the bus, and already my mind is worrying about random stuff. The day just started, damn it. Good morning everyone hopefully you have a better morning.
    JustinO101 JustinO101 18-21, M Nov 21, 2013

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    Mornings Are Not My Thing

    I am not a morning person...never have been and never will be. I get up...have my coffee..smoke a few cigarettes on the back patio and don't usually start functioning for at least a few hours.  
    ayankee ayankee 46-50, F 6 Responses Nov 28, 2009

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