I Don't Do Mornings Very Well

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    I Am A Night Hawk

    I've been on my summer holidays for just over a month now and already I'm starting to forget that 7am actually exists! :)
    ducksocks92 ducksocks92
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2010

    No Coffee= Cranky Crazy Doucher

    Good Gawd, please do NOT wake me up. Its a NASTY encounter. Those Gremlins that they warned you (not feeding after dark) yeah thats me. DONT expect a smile in the morning. Dont expect anything other than a grunt. It really doesnt matter who you are. Even after coffee, im pretty...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 4, 2009

    Best I can hope for is to sleep till noon.

    That way I miss the whole thing.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Dec 6, 2015

    Puppy kept me up late then woke me up early.

    Live alarm clocks aren't all they're cracked up to be. But it's hard to stay mad at a face like his
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    Nov 3, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 22, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 21, 2015

    For What?

    My life has become so tedious and boring why would I want to wake up early, no job(or prospects of getting one), no car, no friends close by, husband angry almost all the time, so give me my coffee, don't talk and let me get through yet another day of boredom and angst: cleaning...
    stelyani stelyani
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 28, 2013
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 19, 2015

    Which Is Very Unfortunate...

    as I am currently managing a B&B. If I had my druthers I would be completely nocturnal...especially during the ghastly heat of summer.
    chiarascuro chiarascuro
    36-40, M
    Feb 2, 2012

    You go ahead and start "seizing the day"

    without me. I haven't had nearly enough coffee yet.
    CynicalLife CynicalLife
    51-55, F
    Sep 26, 2015

    "Good Morning" is a contradiction of terms.

    So is "Bright and Early" for that matter. My brain works on low power in mornings so if it's early I'm not very bright. I was so tired one time I was about to put the milk away after eating cerial and suddenly nature called, so I went to the bathroom. Guess where I left the milk...
    GraceJediHeart GraceJediHeart
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2014

    It always takes some music

    and food in the span of 4 hours to make me sane
    RicanPenguin RicanPenguin
    18-21, M
    Mar 27, 2015

    Have a great day !!!!

    LAsuperstar LAsuperstar
    70+, F
    Oct 12, 2014

    today no... - rudely awoken- check - ulcer -

    check. Welcome back old friend. - foot cut open- bonus!. ugh.. at least I got an I love you, thanks for the ride to work!!.. wait no.. nope that didn't happen either.... I vote to just stay in bed all day if this is how it started.. it's only going downhill.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 17, 2015

    Except When I Worked Overnights

    when I worked overnights the mornings were the best part of my night because that was when I was allowed to go home and go to sleep. Now it's when I have to get up. lame.. Thank goodness for alarm clocks or else I would never get up. I wonder what people did to get up on time...
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    Nov 16, 2009

    Out Of Phase

    i find it difficult to sleep at night and the only time i can be relied upon to be asleep is twenty minutes before my alarm goes off at 0630 so im tired and lethargic god i hate getting out of my nice snuggly bed i dont actually sleep till about 0400 i love lie ins and once i am...
    dawnrise dawnrise
    36-40, F
    Feb 28, 2013
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Jan 7, 2016

    This morning for instance.

    My streak continues.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 20, 2015

    I am not a morning person

    or an early bird and definitely not trying to get any worms! I can be very grumpy and short fused & my brain is still asleep even when I'm awake.. Too early for Breakfast in the morning as well.. I'll take OJ or coffee with my powdered cream.. But. The only person I will smile...
    stuckNWEbbz stuckNWEbbz
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 15, 2014
    Imaginarionify Imaginarionify
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 23, 2014

    Hate mornings. I'm an afternoon person haha.

    Wake up at around 2-4. Woke up at 5 before. During the hols. Getting around like... 12-13 hrs of sleep. What a luxury haha. Then it's back to sch and I get like.. 3-4 hrs of sleep. Well, that's life for u.
    NikyMouse NikyMouse
    16-17, F
    Sep 25, 2015

    Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.

    Then shut up and go away.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 22, 2015
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jan 30, 2016

    Not A Morning Person

    I think I'm a pretty pleasant person other than morings.  I mean sure I have my moments of bitchiness, but who doesn't (whether they admit it or not).  I'm definitely not a morning person, though.  Totally a night owl.  I'm not intentionally grouchy when I...
    goodgrlgonebad goodgrlgonebad
    36-40, F
    Jan 2, 2010

    I just want stay burrowed under my sheets,

    fluffy blanket, and five downy pillows. This is when I have the best sleeps and dreams. Anyone or anything that tries to separate me from my bed is the enemy.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 9, 2014

    Slow To Start

    slow to start, in fact stunned would be a good word after I get up.  I often bump into things, don't like to talk to anybody and need quiet time, me time and space ... given a few hours and a good start, my day usually goes well and I am happy.  If anyone screws this up...
    DeepForest DeepForest
    Jun 27, 2010

    Two Kinds of People There are two kinds of

    people. Those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 23, 2014

    Gosh No!

     Its 5:00 am and you're wondering what I'm doing up... I slept already, but otherwise I CANNOT STAND WAKING UP EARLY IN THE MORNING. I'm so not a morning person. I'm a nightmare when I wake up, I don't like sound, I don't like talking and all I want to do is take a hot...
    thanatophobic thanatophobic
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 28, 2009
    spankinggardener spankinggardener
    26-30, M
    Sep 25, 2015
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 31, 2015

    Five Snoozes

    7:30 am the terrible screeching sound of my alarm clock can be heard on the other side of the room forcing me to drag my sleepy butt out of bed and slam down on the snooze button. 7:45 the alarm goes off again- snooze. Rinse and repeat till about 8:50 when I finally manage to lug...
    Linxer Linxer
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 21, 2010

    I usually spend the 5 minutes I have between

    waking up and having to leave the house staring blankly at a wall.
    sighimnotgoodwithnames sighimnotgoodwithnames
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 23, 2014

    Once I Get Going...

    I'm fine once I get moving...but getting to that point is the challenge!  I'll hit the snooze button half a dozen times before staggering blearily around my room, getting ready.  I'm usually with it by the time I head for the bus...but that's a full two hours after my alarm...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Oct 2, 2011

    I'm Not A Morning Person. Do Not Pull The Covers Off Of Me. I Will Kill You.

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie
    18-21, F
    Oct 5, 2013
    bloodstream11 bloodstream11
    22-25, M
    Aug 25, 2014
    fenomen02 fenomen02
    36-40, M
    Dec 4, 2015

    I don't do mornings very well - In fact you

    have to kick me out of bed to get me up. Also the fact that I have to get outta bed at 6:00am doesn't help.
    Ghrite Ghrite
    26-30, M
    Mar 24, 2014
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 4, 2016

    It is 3 AM here and I am wide awake ,

    I don't even want to know what my morning is going to look like :(
    theanja1 theanja1
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 27, 2014

    In the morning I'm very slow.

    It takes me a while to get myself together. Even more so if i have a rough night and been awake most of the time
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 25, 2015

    Morning Blues

    Ahhh the morning...this is a time i don't like being up for. Honestly,mornings are like the personal hell for the beginning of the day. COCKA DUDLE DO its morning and there for you should get your lazy bum outta bed, clean up, get dressed... I'm going to stop there seeing as i...
    Tannyer Tannyer
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 17, 2010

    If life went my way I'd wake up at 12 pm

    everyday. Sadly my schedule says otherwise. I've always been nocturnal.
    deleted deleted
    Sep 25, 2015

    There should be a law against mornings.

    Wake me up before 10 am, receive the death penalty.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 18, 2015
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