I Don't Do Twitter

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    I just made one and I'm starting to regret my

    whole life. It's so embarrassing when nobody follows you back too...
    SociallyAwkwardGirl SociallyAwkwardGirl
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Aug 13, 2015

    If you can summarize your thoughts in less

    than 200 characters or whatever, what does that say about you as a person? Maybe it's a skill, but to me it just seems like people are unable to speak full thoughts on there.
    dabram71 dabram71
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jul 23, 2014

    It's annoying when apps

    and games try to get you to promote them on Facebook and twitter and you can't use them properly without them.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 8, 2014

    Pointless...

    I find Twitter very pointless. You can't say enough in only 160 characters. I would rather talk on Facebook. At least you could write more than 160 characters.
    animallover110293 animallover110293
    22-25, F
    Apr 7, 2013

    I Don't Tweet

    I don't get the fascination with twitter. Even the name fits the triviality of the concept. Who is so arrogant that they feel the need to post their every action all the time. As a means of communication it is sadly lacking too. If all you thoughts are so limited that they can be...
    tomt88101 tomt88101
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 7, 2010
    laserabe1 laserabe1
    18-21, M
    Aug 13, 2014

    Does Anyone Really Care?............

              I think Stephen Fry is one of the most interesting, witty and intelligent people ever to grace the depths of the British/Irish collective heart. HIs jovial manner on QI; his thirst for knowledge and child-like enthusiasm...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 11, 2010

    I Dont Get It!!

    i mean, i dont understand why people are so interested in knowing other peoples business!! i mean, i just hate it when you get people, and i know quite a few people on facebook starting to do this as well, but its like they get up in the morning, and they say stuff like "just...
    cowshed123 cowshed123
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Mar 17, 2012

    Well I do but not much.

    I'm too verbose that is the problem - 140 characters! PAH! I know that actually saying what you need to concisely is a very useful skill but still... look at the number of "misconstrued" Tweets there have been? One of my first tweets was "I think brevity obfuscates the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 20, 2014

    Dont Understand The Big Deal About It

    I don't even know how to do twitter, if i had even wanted to do it, which I don't. I just stick to here and facebook. I guess I just don't get the whole big deal of what twitter is about.
    doglover1984 doglover1984
    26-30, F
    May 7, 2011

    Never Have, And Never Will.

    This is obsession and narcissism at it's finest. I personally don't care what my favorite celebrities are doing or where they are doing it. I don't care if they've cheated on their girf-friend or if they're dog died. It's not my business. It's sad that we worship these celebs and...
    SigilofAnxiety SigilofAnxiety
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jan 8, 2010

    Though I DO Have An Account...

    I have a twitter account only for ONE reason: because I play Hidden Chronicles on facebook (and Hidden Shadows). Whenever there is an issue in those games, something that doesn't work well the way it should be, the only way to contact Zynga Support (the makers of those games who...
    AngelicLights AngelicLights
    31-35, F
    Sep 13, 2013

    I Have Nothing To Tweet

    I can't stand that site. The thought of telling everyone what I am doing every ten seconds does not appeal to me, lol.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 15, 2011
    OddButResilient OddButResilient
    46-50, M
    Feb 10

    140 Characters,millions Of Stupid

    140 characters,millions of stupid. lazy,dumb site. Fin..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 28, 2011

    Ahhhh

    twittter is for retarded social rejects that have nothing better to do than post absolutely everything they are doing all the time, when in all reality no one cares...
    mattimus86 mattimus86
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 4, 2010

    They Say Don't Knock It Till...

    I haven't tried it but that's because I get addicted to social networking sites (like this one) and often times get sucked into ego battles. I don't want to get sucked into ego battles. What does twitter do beyond updating one's status of what they're doing and posting pictures...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 22, 2010

    Facebook Is Bad Enough

    seriously, i have a myspace, and a facebook, and myspace is mostly for little kids, and facebook is nosey and demanding....lol i don't need to be notified that i've been notified about a notification...... and i've never been to the twitter website, but i can only imagine how...
    Amberlin420 Amberlin420
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 16, 2010

    seriously i'm not even sure how it works.

    i do know that i don't need an update on peoples lives every five minutes and i am very happy without it.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Aug 20, 2014

    Too Many Social Networking Sites

    I dont do those sites, still prefer old fashioned yahoo messenger if at all , wonder where do people get time to be on all those sites and keep updating, also find it too intrusive and time consuming somehow twitter/ facebook etc havent appealed to me though friends keep telling...
    heehoo1 heehoo1
    46-50, M
    Sep 9, 2010

    You Can't Find Me

    I don't belong to twitter and I don't have a facebook. My Space,.......... that is when I have the house to myself. No one needs to know where I am or what I am doing all the time.Plus I find it really weird when I hear grown men tell me they just got a tweet.
    cinderellafromny cinderellafromny
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 28, 2010

    I Knew There Must Be Others Out There !

    I just don`t "get" the hype behind Twitter ?! I signed up and messed around on it for like an hour or so. I find it to be a complete waste of time ! I really dot understand why so many people are into it ? It`s pointless as far as Im concerned !
    novascotia novascotia
    26-30, M
    1 Response Oct 12, 2010

    Lame

    I tried it briefly, but quit.  It all was silly trivial stuff and people giving out waaaaaaaaaay too much information.  On top of that, I had nothing to say most of the time, as I prefer to NOT spurt trivia and TMI's.So yeah.  To me Twitter is just lame.
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Oct 4, 2011

    Anymore.

    I tried it for a while, then, as predicted, I forgot all about it. Twitter, what? Oh well.
    Maxine13 Maxine13
    16-17, F
    Jul 22, 2010

    Because It's Dumb!

    It's basically the stalking website. You have people follow you and hear what you're doing during the day...that's not creepy at all. Besides it being essentially a stalker website, examples of what everyone tweets about: "I woke up at 6 today", "I ate cereal for breakfast", "I'm...
    oliveostrovsky oliveostrovsky
    18-21
    1 Response Feb 15, 2012

    I Do Facebook

    I do Facebook. I dont do Twitter. Twitter is for my obsessive teenage sister. Facebook is more up my alley. i can hav lots of "friends", i can message people easily, and i dont hav to ask people in person to follow me out of sympathy. Twitter is something fo rpeople with web...
    noahark543 noahark543
    13-15, M
    May 28, 2012

    I need a platform that lets me talk

    as much as I want. I find it too restricting to only be able to say a small amount of words at a time. Now I can torture people with my verbosity :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Oct 24, 2015

    I've never really understood the craze

    for twitter. Facebook I can understand why people like it but a place for you to update me on your life practically every hour? "Hey guys just doing my hair! #selfie! Aw man my toilets clogged! # firstworldproblems!" I'm sorry, but it's strange to think strangers/friends want...
    SolitarySummer SolitarySummer
    26-30, F
    Aug 14, 2014

    I Don't Get It.

    I do not get the appeal of Twitter .  What is the point?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 10, 2010

    Never Got The Point.

    It seems like all twitter is, is constant status updates. I can get the same thing and more from other websites. If I want to see what my friends are up to then I'll go on facebook or simply ask them. I guess another purpose of twitter is to follow celebrities, but I really...
    twinkletok twinkletok
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2012

    I once had twitter and used it

    for a good couple of years but I eventually went cold turkey and stopped using it in July 2013. The reason being when i first started using it only people who had interesting things to say or talk about used it. It was great because it was like an escape from all the nastiness...
    fullen fullen
    22-25, M
    Aug 27, 2014

    Done It For Awhile

    Didn't care much for it.  I done it for a couple of weeks and got bored and I also ran out of things to say.  Honestly who cares what a person is doing at the time of the tweet?  I mean who cares if your eatting, brushing your teeth, going to work or anything else.  I hadn't...
    tngurl25 tngurl25
    26-30, F
    Aug 23, 2011

    I don't really 'get' Twitter.

    It's like a one sided conversation which is totally public? And why do ppl hashtag everything when it doesn't seem to link to anything? Eg. A friend just posted in fb... #bestboyfriendintheworld #betterhaveachinese #couldbeworse ummm...
    Sarmar83 Sarmar83
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 15, 2014

    I Dislike

    I dont like twitter. I think twitter is pretty stupid, because i dont want to know what you are doing every single second of your entire life. It gets annoying when people are like omg i should post a pic of a spider bite on twitter! those are really annoying words i dont think...
    cynthiaeliza cynthiaeliza
    22-25, F
    Jul 22, 2010

    No One Cares What You Had For Lunch.

    I have never had a twitter account, nor will I ever make one. I know to dislike it by what I've found out through the media, 'cause let's face it, stumbling across facebook and twitter is inevitable (unless you live under a rock) these days. I've had a facebook account, but grew...
    LilyLua LilyLua
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 15, 2011

    The man calls her fat

    and dry File her in....
    meeeeeletsgo meeeeeletsgo
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Nov 26, 2014

    Twitter For Twits!!!

    A Twit: A bothersome person. They have absolutely NO life. I know I am a loner etc. but they are desperate for attention. Yeah they are attention seeking Twits!!!
    TrustNobody TrustNobody
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 9, 2010

    Twitter Is For People With Fast Fingers And Slow Brains...

    You'll find I am the opposite. Besides that, most social networking has more than just status updates anyway. That's much better.
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    Jan 4, 2010

    A Life ?

    because i get enough vacuous information just looking at the Redtop headlines in the newsagents. I cant take anymore plus its all lies anyway.
    peza peza
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jan 8, 2010

    Well.. I Still Have A Face Book And Myspace. I Don't If I Do Have A Twitter Account Or Not.

    I don't go on Facebook or Mayspace anymore. Frankly.. They are jokes those social networking site. My dad suggested to me that I try Face book. I tried it and I kind of like it. Now I don't because I'm reading news that about thing happen in my Province last year. Man... Stupid...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Aug 3, 2011

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