I Don't Forward Chain Mail

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4,002 People

    It's All Bullsh*t

    It's not gonna cure people with cancer. It's not gonna save the children in Africa.My mother didn't die. I didn't die. Nothing showed up at 3 in the morning. God still knows I love him.I'd rather forward troll mails than to fall for this sh*t.
    mhel0w8 mhel0w8
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2012

    Because The Last Time I Checked, We Weren't All Robots.

    So why should we be passing along obnoxiously fake and immature displays of affection or humor? It's sad really because I'm sure people still go out and do people things. They just don't share them the way they used to. This tragic epidemic of just accepting mass produced trash...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 14, 2012

    Don't Bother

    Don't bother me with that senseless bullshite. I don't believe in it. I won't forward it and if you continue to flood my inbox with it, I'll flood yours with something you don't like. Have a nice day.
    pentupfreedom pentupfreedom
    46-50, M
    1 Response Apr 24, 2012

    What's The Point?

    i hate chain mail, it is pointless and boring! what i hate more are those chain comments you get on Facebook, the ones that are supposed to reveal "your crushes name" or something. does anyone actually believe that posting that cr*p on people's walls is going to do anything? well...
    HollieLeanne HollieLeanne
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 28, 2011

    Send This To 10 Of Your Friends!

    Are you kidding me? You think I'm going to forward this crappy e-mail to my friends because you threaten me with bad luck or promise me riches if I do? Shame on people for trying to prey on others fear to circulate a message.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 4, 2011

    Real Friends Don't Do This.

    **** "friends" that do this.Real friends don't send you some **** about, "if you don't send this **** to 9 other people then you will have bad luck for life"What kind of friend would want you to have bad luck for life?  And what kind of friend would want you to send this **** to...
    veilednightmare veilednightmare
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 18, 2012
    HelloCleo HelloCleo
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 21, 2015

    Chain Mail

    Chain Mail,Can't stand it,Forward it,No way,Not I!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 28, 2011

    Meh

    Once in a great while I'll pass along something that I found entertaining...but not often.  And if/when I do, I delete all the "Send this to everyone in your address book or you'll die a horrible death.  Jenny Random didn't pass this on, and she was hit by a truck just two...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    May 15, 2012

    Chainmail Is Annoying!

    I hate those pointless chain messages that say ridiculous stuff like, "the boy you love will ask you out tomorrow if you send this to 12 people" or stupid stuff like that. Lately facebook has has chain statuses...this one's my favorite: "I'm ugly. Like this if you disagree...
    BieberMammoth BieberMammoth
    16-17, F
    1 Response Dec 4, 2011

    Especially any that have religious

    or bigotry connotations. Ultra funny memes and demotivationals very occasionally get a passed to one or 2 people.
    1BitterAussie 1BitterAussie
    31-35, M
    Jan 11, 2014

    Stupid Letters

    I Hate Chain Letters Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion ******* chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Mar 26, 2009

    I Hate Chain Mail.

    Chain mail really ****** me off. I hate it. I think it is really stupid in the fullest sense of the word... In fact, I think anyone who sends it on should be shot. :-)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold
    22-25, M
    May 1, 2012

    To My Sister

    Yeah, that's right. I don't forward chain mail, SO STOP SENDING IT TO ME, you paranoid lady. I love you, but damn. My email is reserved for my important things, such as them damn stupid coupons you sigh me up for.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 9, 2011

    Waste of Time

    You wanna to talk to me. Talk to me...No Chain Letters please. Thanks...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Sep 28, 2008

    To My Sister

    Yeah, that's right. I don't forward chain mail, SO STOP SENDING IT TO ME, you paranoid lady. I love you, but damn. My email is reserved for my important things, such as them damn stupid coupons you sigh me up for.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 9, 2011

    The Most Ridiculous Chain Mail I've Ever Seen.

    Aishah (not the real name) is one shy country girl. She migrated to capital environment in the year 1984. Aishah experiences its a form of a disease where her eyes are very sensitive to bright light. That is the reason, Aishah always wears sunglasses. And Aishah most taboo if be...
    righteouschica righteouschica
    18-21, F
    Oct 16, 2012

    Chain of Fools

    Please write me a personal note if you care for me. I do not care how many puppies will die, that a ghost will kill me OR that I am apparently a bad friend if I don't send this card around. I won't join the Chain Of Fools!
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Sep 28, 2008

    Chain Mail Is Stupid

    I used to pen pal a lot, my first experience with chain mail came then. I did the first one I ever got. Something about being rich if I did what it asked. I am not sure how it went this was probably 12 years ago! And I didn't get rich. I am still poor. Since then I have gotten...
    Sesbrega Sesbrega
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 16, 2013

    The Exception To The Rule

    So I always get a bunch of garbage in my "spam" email, i.e. the email address that I give out to family and businesses when they ask me to "sign up" for coupons at checkout. I check this email, maybe once a month. But I got a really cool one from my family, which is surprising...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 7, 2013

    Block And Ignore

    I don't know what the point of chain mail is anymore. We don't need it to pass on funny stuff since there are plenty of sites that regularly update dedicated to that. And who believes the "you'll be cursed if you don't send this on" bull anymore? (Or in the first place - it's a...
    RaspberryMilk RaspberryMilk
    18-21, F
    Apr 20, 2012

    Yeah, it's a waste of time.

    Broke my sisters mirror a while back. 7 years of bad luck soon to follow I thought. Got married about 8 months later, I never made the connection 'till now, huh ! ( just kidding, sorry 'bout the mirror though)
    say81 say81
    51-55, M
    Feb 5, 2014

    Neverrrrrr

    I'm not forwarding this stupid text to fifteen friends just because everyone else thought that a zombie girl was coming after them if they didn't. Let her come and kill me. Let the next 7 years of my life be unlucky. Let all my friends and family abandon me. If a text message can...
    Girlonwire Girlonwire
    18-21, F
    Jun 6, 2011

    I Think It's Just Stupid

         I never forward chain mail because I believe we make our own luck. No random email is goin to decide that because i didn't send it to 5 million people that I will die a horrible death today and burn in hell for all eternity (i'm exaggerating of course, but i found it...
    Peroigrin Peroigrin
    22-25, M
    Jun 18, 2011

    Don't You?

    I hate when I don't forward my chain mail, and then I die the next day.
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2013

    In real life I never forward chain Christmas

    mail to the families. I am sorry mother. And Father. I didn't knew, I was shy speaking about us or writing to the others. I do not like to recieve FWRD. mail.. but, I have had sent chain mail to all friends of mine. Well, now I am Phacked in all my 3 Holes for doing that.
    clayache clayache
    70+, T
    Dec 9, 2014

    One Of My Pet Peeves.

    Chain mail really irritates me. What irritates me more is the people who say, "I've died this many times because I don't send chain mail." Shut up, you're just as annoying as the jerk that created that stupid forward.
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 24, 2011

    Ridiculous

    I despise them. If your going to write to me, then write to me. I have one friend who I have no idea what she's up to these days because all she ever sends me are chain letters. So not only is my inbox always clogged with this crap, but now it seems this girl is trying to curse...
    WakgUp WakgUp
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2011

    Religious Chain Emails

    My Ma always sends me religious chain mail, and I hate it. You know the ones, send this to ten people and you will be blessed by the end of the day. Its always accompanied with just the perfect prayer to maximize the guilt when you delete it. So if I dont send it to ten people...
    xlyssajx xlyssajx
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2008

    I Should Be Dead By Now

    As many chain letters that I have gotten an didn't forward....I should be dead because i've either been struck by lighting...or the little dead girl has killed me. lol
    MyztreszD MyztreszD
    18-21, F
    Apr 19, 2012

    Spam! Now Provided To You From Your Friends...

    Ugh, I hate that chain mail ****, its so annoying... "If you dont forward this to 10 friends..." blah blah blah, wow really? Granted I have seen a couple funny ones ive passed on just cus their a good joke, but the ones that say like "Your crush will____ tonight" are just...
    justsumguy justsumguy
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 2, 2010

    Waste Of Time

    Chain letters... I think there's a waste of time. I think chain letters are use just to waste people's time. Chain letters aren't even 'right' or 'real'; like just because one says: foward this letter to 20 other people before 12 a, if not the devil will pay a visit. Yeah right...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Aug 6, 2012

    So Stop Sending One!

    they come in various designs....one that warns you of your parents being killed, or not finding true love FOR EVER, or having bad luck for seven years...if you dont forward it of course. i just cannot imagine why people who care about me will send me those stuff....i mean, i...
    madamoiselle madamoiselle
    16-17, F
    Oct 13, 2008
    tenntest123 tenntest123
    51-55, F
    Mar 30

    Are You Stupid?

    it is forwarded because they really believe something will happen if they dont. "sry guys im not taking any chances...." WHAT FÜCKIN CHANCE!? THEYR JUS WORDS MORON!!! i hope your baby is born naked
    knucklez knucklez
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2009

    Whats The Point....?

    WHATS THE POINT OF CHAINS!! I dont think i will ever know the meaning and/or point of chain mail...it really annoys me when tell my friends that i dont read or do chains...THEY STILL SEND THE CHAINS!! Thats not what drives we so ncrazy. Its the fact tht they are so 'out there...
    allegroajg allegroajg
    13-15, F
    1 Response Mar 8, 2012

    Why?

    Why do people actually forward those things? Is it because they want to be annoying? If so, they're suceeding. If they actually believe it, than they have to be morons. What kind of person believes that an email can give you love and riches? It's completely ridiculous...
    InvisibleInsomniac InvisibleInsomniac
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 8, 2009

    Chain Text

    I don't get chin emails any more and many people would be happy. Believe it or not I get chain text messages and those are evan more annoying espacially when they fill the message box. I doon't like the ones with death or tragic accendents and I will sometimes reply back saying...
    Jinxx13 Jinxx13
    18-21, F
    Jan 3, 2012

    And Guess What...

    I'M NOT DEAD!!!  lol.  I hate being sent that crap.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Jan 30, 2012

    Chain Mail

    It gets soooo annoying when you get sent these
    AuntyAnnie100 AuntyAnnie100
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Jul 25, 2011

    I Don't Understand The Point

    I actually used to read the chain mail. I just delete it today.I do love funny mail - I always love to laugh. 
    NeopolitanSkye NeopolitanSkye
    36-40, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2012

    Uhhhhh

    How could you be a true friend if you say I'm going to die 3 days if I don't forward that crap? That's rude and a threat. That's not even cute... Everytime I get one I'm like SMH... What evs
    mingyming mingyming
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Jan 3, 2012

    Spam, With A Difference.

    The difference between spam and chain mail is that spam doesn't say you must pass this on to x amount of people or else something bad will happen to you
    DGSteele DGSteele
    22-25, M
    Jul 26, 2012

    Ooohh Scary! Not

    My friends send me this crap all the time   "If you don't forward this in 10 minuets you will have bad luck for 20 years"   Riiiight!   IF chainmail was for real, I would have had bad luck for over 50 years now, my Mum would have died (what an awful...
    CGFE CGFE
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 22, 2009

    Yeah..

    This one time I received an e'mail saying if you don't forward this you will die. I didn't forward it. I am now dead.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 21, 2012

    Who In Their Right Mind...

    ...would spend their time, money or whatever on such a trivial, stupid thing?!? OMG! I have been telling ppl for years not to send me that type of mail and finally had to get rude to get the point across. Same thing with copy/paste Christmas sms. I'd rather have them send me 2...
    Godess4Fun Godess4Fun
    36-40, F
    Mar 31, 2012

    Related Experiences

    I don't belong anywhere... But just because I have no place in this world- doesn't mean that I can never find things that will make me happy or help me to keep living... Life goes...
    KikFindme12thNumber KikFindme12thNumber
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    I don't fear death, but I don't want to die. There is a difference of your preference.
    vallarmorguilis vallarmorguilis
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    about dating? God no. I think in terms of emotions their involuntary nature. Feels. in other words. I mean obviously i feel lucky sometimes to be with whoever i'm with but I don...
    ManifestoOfThePhoenix ManifestoOfThePhoenix
    26-30, M
    Apr 21
    Today i meet another doctor. What i thought would be another person saying there is nothing indicating that something is wrong. instead i get a doctor who tells me this is the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 20
    don't shut us down...if you shut Ep you have shut so many people down... don't shut us down.. no..
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    don't shut us down...if you shut Ep you have shut so many people down... don't shut us down.. no..
    Rosalindaag Rosalindaag
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    Don't like goodbyes but it happens. Since i'll probably be asleep as EP closes, i'll take this as my last post. Great site, despite the negative stuff I've encountered. I enjoyed...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 20
    I just changed my reality to one I like a lot better. The opportunity came and I reached out and grabbed the proverbial brass ring. (Has anyone ever seen a merry-go-round with a...
    9minute 9minute
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 20
    I am a 15 year old girl with two almost divorced parents. I am so sad and I have been so depressed during the past two weeks I didn't know what to do. Seeing my mom hurting and...
    wondur wondur
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    I don't want to lose contact with you. My contact information is on my profile. Also don't forget to bookmark and use the new site: www.teen-concerns.blogspot.com It is up and...
    Humanist321 Humanist321
    70+, M
    Apr 18
    I feel as if there is something wrong with me... but I can't quite figure it out. I felt as if I couldn't move this morning, so I slept all day instead. I just keep telling myself...
    pokadot pokadot
    13-15, F
    Apr 18
    I just don't find them necessary. Is that good or bad? My chest is flat so I don't think it helps nothing. X)
    GiddyX GiddyX
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    Please don't close EP! I have had lots of fun on this site for ages and don't want it to end too soon! :(
    kbpimpin87 kbpimpin87
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 17
    Sometime it's too much too take in. I don't know what to say and all I do is smile.. I don't even feel like m doing anything different ... I m just trying to be there for them...
    Dezeena Dezeena
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 16
More Stories