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I Don't Forward Chain Mail

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    Don't Bother

    Don't bother me with that senseless bullshite. I don't believe in it. I won't forward it and if you continue to flood my inbox with it, I'll flood yours with something you don't like. Have a nice day.
    pentupfreedom pentupfreedom 46-50, M 1 Response Apr 24, 2012

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    And Guess What...

    I'M NOT DEAD!!!  lol.  I hate being sent that crap.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Jan 30, 2012

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    FWD Chain Mail To Trash, Then Shred

    Chain Mail is chain mail, just keep it that simple.
    it4o it4o 46-50, M Jun 7, 2013

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    Are You Stupid?

    it is forwarded because they really believe something will happen if they dont. "sry guys im not taking any chances...." WHAT FÜCKIN CHANCE!? THEYR JUS WORDS MORON!!! i hope your baby is born naked
    knucklez knucklez 18-21, M 2 Responses Jun 19, 2009

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    Chain Mail Is Stupid

    I used to pen pal a lot, my first experience with chain mail came then. I did the first one I ever got. Something about being rich if I did what it asked. I am not sure how it went this was probably 12 years ago! And I didn't get rich. I am still poor. Since then I have gotten...
    Sesbrega Sesbrega 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 16, 2013

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    To My Sister

    Yeah, that's right. I don't forward chain mail, SO STOP SENDING IT TO ME, you paranoid lady. I love you, but damn. My email is reserved for my important things, such as them damn stupid coupons you sigh me up for.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 9, 2011

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    Don't You?

    I hate when I don't forward my chain mail, and then I die the next day.
    IntenseCookie IntenseCookie 16-17, F 4 Responses Sep 29, 2013

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    I Should Be Dead By Now

    As many chain letters that I have gotten an didn't forward....I should be dead because i've either been struck by lighting...or the little dead girl has killed me. lol
    MyztreszD MyztreszD 18-21, F Apr 19, 2012

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    Chain Text

    I don't get chin emails any more and many people would be happy. Believe it or not I get chain text messages and those are evan more annoying espacially when they fill the message box. I doon't like the ones with death or tragic accendents and I will sometimes reply back saying...
    Jinxx13 Jinxx13 18-21, F Jan 3, 2012

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    Especially any that have religious

    or bigotry connotations. Ultra funny memes and demotivationals very occasionally get a passed to one or 2 people.
    1BitterAussie 1BitterAussie 31-35, M Jan 11

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    Who In Their Right Mind...

    ...would spend their time, money or whatever on such a trivial, stupid thing?!? OMG! I have been telling ppl for years not to send me that type of mail and finally had to get rude to get the point across. Same thing with copy/paste Christmas sms. I'd rather have them send me 2...
    Godess4Fun Godess4Fun 31-35, F Mar 31, 2012

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    So Stop Sending One!

    they come in various designs....one that warns you of your parents being killed, or not finding true love FOR EVER, or having bad luck for seven years...if you dont forward it of course. i just cannot imagine why people who care about me will send me those stuff....i mean, i...
    madamoiselle madamoiselle 16-18, F 1 Response Oct 13, 2008

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    Meh

    Once in a great while I'll pass along something that I found entertaining...but not often.  And if/when I do, I delete all the "Send this to everyone in your address book or you'll die a horrible death.  Jenny Random didn't pass this on, and she was hit by a truck just two...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F May 15, 2012

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    Because The Last Time I Checked, We Weren't All Robots.

    So why should we be passing along obnoxiously fake and immature displays of affection or humor? It's sad really because I'm sure people still go out and do people things. They just don't share them the way they used to. This tragic epidemic of just accepting mass produced trash...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 14, 2012

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    I Hate Chain Mail.

    Chain mail really ****** me off. I hate it. I think it is really stupid in the fullest sense of the word... In fact, I think anyone who sends it on should be shot. :-)
    CreedenceGold CreedenceGold 18-21, M May 1, 2012

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    Uhhhhh

    How could you be a true friend if you say I'm going to die 3 days if I don't forward that crap? That's rude and a threat. That's not even cute... Everytime I get one I'm like SMH... What evs
    mingyming mingyming 18-21, F 6 Responses Jan 3, 2012

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    Whats The Point....?

    WHATS THE POINT OF CHAINS!! I dont think i will ever know the meaning and/or point of chain mail...it really annoys me when tell my friends that i dont read or do chains...THEY STILL SEND THE CHAINS!! Thats not what drives we so ncrazy. Its the fact tht they are so 'out there...
    allegroajg allegroajg 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 8, 2012

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    Waste Of Time

    Chain letters... I think there's a waste of time. I think chain letters are use just to waste people's time. Chain letters aren't even 'right' or 'real'; like just because one says: foward this letter to 20 other people before 12 a, if not the devil will pay a visit. Yeah right...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 6, 2012

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    The Exception To The Rule

    So I always get a bunch of garbage in my "spam" email, i.e. the email address that I give out to family and businesses when they ask me to "sign up" for coupons at checkout. I check this email, maybe once a month. But I got a really cool one from my family, which is surprising...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 7, 2013

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    Block And Ignore

    I don't know what the point of chain mail is anymore. We don't need it to pass on funny stuff since there are plenty of sites that regularly update dedicated to that. And who believes the "you'll be cursed if you don't send this on" bull anymore? (Or in the first place - it's a...
    RaspberryMilk RaspberryMilk 18-21, F Apr 20, 2012

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    What's The Point?

    i hate chain mail, it is pointless and boring! what i hate more are those chain comments you get on Facebook, the ones that are supposed to reveal "your crushes name" or something. does anyone actually believe that posting that cr*p on people's walls is going to do anything? well...
    HollieLeanne HollieLeanne 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2011

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    Ooohh Scary! Not

    My friends send me this crap all the time   "If you don't forward this in 10 minuets you will have bad luck for 20 years"   Riiiight!   IF chainmail was for real, I would have had bad luck for over 50 years now, my Mum would have died (what an awful...
    CGFE CGFE 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 22, 2009

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    Spam! Now Provided To You From Your Friends...

    Ugh, I hate that chain mail ****, its so annoying... "If you dont forward this to 10 friends..." blah blah blah, wow really? Granted I have seen a couple funny ones ive passed on just cus their a good joke, but the ones that say like "Your crush will____ tonight" are just...
    justsumguy justsumguy 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 2, 2010

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    I Think It's Just Stupid

         I never forward chain mail because I believe we make our own luck. No random email is goin to decide that because i didn't send it to 5 million people that I will die a horrible death today and burn in hell for all eternity (i'm exaggerating of course, but i found it...
    Peroigrin Peroigrin 22-25, M Jun 18, 2011

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    Neverrrrrr

    I'm not forwarding this stupid text to fifteen friends just because everyone else thought that a zombie girl was coming after them if they didn't. Let her come and kill me. Let the next 7 years of my life be unlucky. Let all my friends and family abandon me. If a text message can...
    Girlonwire Girlonwire 18-21, F Jun 6, 2011

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    Chain This!

    It goes right in the electronic dumpster where it belongs!!!
    notdarcy notdarcy 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 8, 2008

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    Chain of Fools

    Please write me a personal note if you care for me. I do not care how many puppies will die, that a ghost will kill me OR that I am apparently a bad friend if I don't send this card around. I won't join the Chain Of Fools!
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 28, 2008

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    What For?

    I will admit that some chain email stories have scared me in the past saying if you don't foward it a ghost will kill you but I didn't foward it and I'm still alive so I don't believe in all that lol. They are so annoying and a waste of time.
    gardengirl17 gardengirl17 22-25, F Jul 10, 2012

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    Religious Chain Emails

    My Ma always sends me religious chain mail, and I hate it. You know the ones, send this to ten people and you will be blessed by the end of the day. Its always accompanied with just the perfect prayer to maximize the guilt when you delete it. So if I dont send it to ten people...
    xlyssajx xlyssajx 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2008

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    Spam, With A Difference.

    The difference between spam and chain mail is that spam doesn't say you must pass this on to x amount of people or else something bad will happen to you
    DGSteele DGSteele 22-25, M Jul 26, 2012

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    It's All Bullsh*t

    It's not gonna cure people with cancer. It's not gonna save the children in Africa.My mother didn't die. I didn't die. Nothing showed up at 3 in the morning. God still knows I love him.I'd rather forward troll mails than to fall for this sh*t.
    mhel0w8 mhel0w8 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2012

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    I Don't Understand The Point

    I actually used to read the chain mail. I just delete it today.I do love funny mail - I always love to laugh. 
    NeopolitanSkye NeopolitanSkye 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 22, 2012

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    Yeah, it's a waste of time.

    Broke my sisters mirror a while back. 7 years of bad luck soon to follow I thought. Got married about 8 months later, I never made the connection 'till now, huh ! ( just kidding, sorry 'bout the mirror though)
    say81 say81 51-55, M Feb 5

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    The Most Ridiculous Chain Mail I've Ever Seen.

    Aishah (not the real name) is one shy country girl. She migrated to capital environment in the year 1984. Aishah experiences its a form of a disease where her eyes are very sensitive to bright light. That is the reason, Aishah always wears sunglasses. And Aishah most taboo if be...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F Oct 16, 2012

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    Or

    Plate Mail, or Scale Mail, or any kind of mailed armor! :P
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 41-45, M Apr 24, 2012

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    One Of My Pet Peeves.

    Chain mail really irritates me. What irritates me more is the people who say, "I've died this many times because I don't send chain mail." Shut up, you're just as annoying as the jerk that created that stupid forward.
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 24, 2011

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    Why?

    Why do people actually forward those things? Is it because they want to be annoying? If so, they're suceeding. If they actually believe it, than they have to be morons. What kind of person believes that an email can give you love and riches? It's completely ridiculous...
    InvisibleInsomniac InvisibleInsomniac 16-17, M 1 Response Jun 8, 2009

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    Yeah..

    This one time I received an e'mail saying if you don't forward this you will die. I didn't forward it. I am now dead.
    shannoncfc shannoncfc 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 21, 2012

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    To My Sister

    Yeah, that's right. I don't forward chain mail, SO STOP SENDING IT TO ME, you paranoid lady. I love you, but damn. My email is reserved for my important things, such as them damn stupid coupons you sigh me up for.
    MyNameIsHurl MyNameIsHurl 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2011

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    Chainmail Is Annoying!

    I hate those pointless chain messages that say ridiculous stuff like, "the boy you love will ask you out tomorrow if you send this to 12 people" or stupid stuff like that. Lately facebook has has chain statuses...this one's my favorite: "I'm ugly. Like this if you disagree...
    BieberMammoth BieberMammoth 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 4, 2011

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    Join This Group

    Join this group NOW! You know the drill. Leave a name, take a name, pass this memo on to ten others. Lots of love, luck, joy, and win the lotto... or fail to send the memo to those ten folks in ten minutes and face Instantaneous Combustion!
    emerald emerald 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2013

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    Chain Mail

    It gets soooo annoying when you get sent these
    AuntyAnnie100 AuntyAnnie100 18-21, F 7 Responses Jul 25, 2011

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    Ridiculous

    I despise them. If your going to write to me, then write to me. I have one friend who I have no idea what she's up to these days because all she ever sends me are chain letters. So not only is my inbox always clogged with this crap, but now it seems this girl is trying to curse...
    WakgUp WakgUp 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 11, 2011

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    Send This To 10 Of Your Friends!

    Are you kidding me? You think I'm going to forward this crappy e-mail to my friends because you threaten me with bad luck or promise me riches if I do? Shame on people for trying to prey on others fear to circulate a message.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 4, 2011

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    Real Friends Don't Do This.

    **** "friends" that do this.Real friends don't send you some **** about, "if you don't send this **** to 9 other people then you will have bad luck for life"What kind of friend would want you to have bad luck for life?  And what kind of friend would want you to send this **** to...
    veilednightmare veilednightmare 31-35, F 1 Response May 18, 2012

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