I Don't Have Fleas

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    Nope!

    I definitely do not have fleas.
    UlricWindfury UlricWindfury
    18-21, M
    Dec 5, 2009

    Flea Fodder

    Four fellow fleas filed fearlessly down the foyer - Fabulous Felix Flea, Fierce Frank Flea, Flamboyant Floyd Flea and Flatulent Freddie Flea. Fresh from feasting on a fuzzy fox, the fleas were feeling fairly fatigued. Finding a Florentine fountain, the fleas flopped...
    Shuhak Shuhak
    51-55, M
    5 Responses Dec 7, 2009

    You Know...

    I felt so very let down, I went to a flea market and they were all out of fleas :( ah well, the dogs didn't need them anyway, you'd think as fast as those things multiply they would be fully stocked, and I went there in the morning, maybe fleas are just that popular. go figure...
    wack1985 wack1985
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Feb 2, 2010

    Flea Bag

    Its good to no that I dont have fleas it just makes my life more stable  
    PriestAzrael PriestAzrael
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 2, 2010
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