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I Don't Like People With A Ferret In Their Pants

HAVING A BAD DAY?? WELL, DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON ME!! 29 People

    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    OMG I just had to share this....... IS THAT MY FERRET DOWN YOUR PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? Sunday, November 1, 2009 at 3:51PM | Leedog  Recently a homeless man down in Florida was arrested for stealing a ferret from a local pet store. What...
    giggles4488 giggles4488 56-60, F 1 Response May 9, 2010

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    Get Over Yourself!

    I live in NYC and I see plenty of people who go around with a wild ferret in their pants on a daily basis.  My sister and I run a boutique and we love our business, but on occasion I have one of those days when it seems everyone is in a bad mood.  I clamp my hand over...
    bellezzaitaliana bellezzaitaliana 56-60, F 18 Responses May 9, 2010

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    I Do Not

    like people with ferrets in their pants.. or massive chips on their shoulders.. or the bible slanging morons who think because they sit with their one hand on the bible as they type that they are somehow better than everyone else.. So, put the ferret down.. Look around.. and...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 2 Responses May 19, 2010

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