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I Don't Masturbate

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6 People

    Nope, Never Have. I Lied about 'doing it' to

    get an internet troll to shut up but I had a good reason to, people like that shouldn't be snooping in my own personal business. Also, it's true, i've never 'done it', I don't he-bop , she-bop, or be-bop-alula.
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    Dec 10, 2015

    All Of My Don'Ts

    I don't admire the ***** of women who are not my wife. I never fail to stop for a full 3 seconds at a stop sign. I don't forget to put down the toilet seat. I don't surf the web on company time. And I certainly don't **********. Ever. Nope. Not me. Well, maybe once...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Mar 12, 2013
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