Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly...
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away . . . Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
...being one I love being able to use this as an excuse when I make a bonehead mistake. I love being able to joke about the fact that I am blond because many times it diffuses the anger of others for some of the mistakes I make.
1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.
2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blond jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your degrading...
I was a honey blonde in high school.
I collected blonde jokes.
then when some one made a comment i could counter with a joke of my own.
Why can't blondes make Kool-aide?
They can't fit 2 quarts of water in that little package.
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."