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I Don't Really Think Blonde's Are Dumb, But

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 61 People

    It Takes One to Know One..........................

    A blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 7 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    But...

    They sure are easy to joke about.
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 3 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    A Blond

    All the blonds want you to think we are dumb.  It will make it easier when we take over the world! So you keep it up.  We will look for all you guys making blond jokes first! Just call me MASTER!
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 6 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    The Evidence Is Overwhelming.....................

    1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. 2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. 3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 6 Responses Oct 22, 2008

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    ...being one I love being able to use this as an excuse when I make a bonehead mistake.   I love being able to joke about the fact that I am blond because many times it diffuses the anger of others for some of the mistakes I make.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 12 Responses Nov 5, 2008

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    Not All Blondes Are Dumb.

    My friend shannon is a natural blonde and she is going to cal poly pomona (university) to become a civil engineer.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

    A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 19, 2014

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    Why Do Blonds Not Do D I Y

    they would need too many blonds in a room to think about it.
    danielm85948 danielm85948 56-60, M Apr 4, 2012

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    Who's the Dummy...................

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blond jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your degrading...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 20, 2008

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    They Don't Come Much Blonder Than These........

    BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away . . . Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????' CAR TROUBLE A...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Jun 22, 2010

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    Blonde Jokes

    I was a honey blonde in high school. I collected blonde jokes. then when some one made a comment i could counter with a joke of my own.   my favorite Why can't blondes make Kool-aide?       They can't fit 2 quarts of water in that little package.
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 6, 2008

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    Now This Is Dumb...............

    Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a  blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 20, 2008

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