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    Why Do Blonds Not Do D I Y - they would need too many blonds in a room to think about it.
    danielm85948 danielm85948 56-60, M Apr 4, 2012

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    They Don't Come Much Blonder Than These........ - BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Jun 22, 2010

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    Now This Is Dumb............... - Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a  blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 20, 2008

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    The Evidence Is Overwhelming..................... - 1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. 2. Why...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 6 Responses Oct 22, 2008

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    Blonde Jokes - I was a honey blonde in high school. I collected blonde jokes. then when some one made a comment i could counter with a joke of my own.   my favorite Why...
    librakitty05 librakitty05 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 6, 2008

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    Who's the Dummy................... - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dumb blond...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M Oct 20, 2008

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    It Takes One to Know One.......................... - A blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold...
    Cueman147 Cueman147 51-55, M 7 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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    ... - ...being one I love being able to use this as an excuse when I make a bonehead mistake.   I love being able to joke about the fact that I am blond because many...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 12 Responses Nov 5, 2008

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    But... - They sure are easy to joke about.
    drcynic drcynic 22-25, M 3 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    Not All Blondes Are Dumb. - My friend shannon is a natural blonde and she is going to cal poly pomona (university) to become a civil engineer.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 21, 2008

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    A Blond - All the blonds want you to think we are dumb.  It will make it easier when we take over the world! So you keep it up.  We will look for all you guys making...
    1Babe 1Babe 46-50, F 5 Responses Oct 20, 2008

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