I Dont Think Anyone Should Rob a Kitten

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

    Kitten Fu

      I am teaching my kitten and a dozen of his friends Kitten Fu. They can run up the pant leg of a robber and latch on to his “gun” and take a bite out of crime! This dozen will each teach another another dozen each until a tipping point is reached and...
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    1 Response Mar 17, 2009

    Kittens

    Kittens scare me. Why would anyone want to rob a scary cat? Eeeks. Cats are one of the few animals I don't particularly like.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    13 Responses Feb 3, 2011

    Shiny

    Especially with such a shiny gun!! The magpie's will come and attack you, then the kitten wil get it's claws out. There will be blood!!
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    Jan 27, 2008

    Here Kitty Kitty ...

    I like kittens .. and cats  ..... coudnt eat a whole one ........   :o)
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    9 Responses Mar 16, 2009

    Stop the Violence!

    Every five hours, a helpless kitten is being held by a gun in a alley... They are mercifully being robbed of their kibbles, sardines, and balls of yawn! :-( This trend of robbing poor kittens must end! No kittens were harmed, yet... but many robbers walked away...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Mar 15, 2009

    Common Gang Initiation

    Times have changed my friend and we must take back our Kittens and fight to keep them safe on our streets and arond our homes. Kitten robbing, is a common gang initation right. If we can stop this common act of violence then maybe it will be one step forward in fighting the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2009

    Organized Crime

    Gang initiations are what they want you to think.  But according to Interpol, most kitten robberies, though committed by gang members, are really being organised by The Mob.  If they can keep local law enforcement chasing after street gangs of young hoodlums, it keeps...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2009

    :(

    i've never liked this picture. it makes me very sad to see it. i try to comfort myself with the belief that surely the gun in photoshopped in, surely no one would point a real gun at a tiny kitten, whether they meant to shoot it or not. there's just something inherently wrong...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    6 Responses Jan 19, 2008
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