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    Understanding Women

    I can’t claim ownership or authorship for what follows as it was told to me by a good friend. However, I thing it actually does a pretty good job of explaining the whole man, God, women, deal. ------------------------------ There was a man named John, and he was a good man...
    TheWiseOldFool TheWiseOldFool 56-60, M 1 Response May 17, 2012

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    How Can We Expect Men To?

    When me being the same species can't even understand half of them and why they do things a certain way LOL 
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 20, 2011

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    Straight Or Lesbian!!!

    Well this happened a couple of months ago. i went to this local pub with my mate. There was this most beautiful lady i must have ever seen in the whole world. I decided to approach her, which i did and we had a pretty good convo. LOL but when she came to know i am flirting with...
    victor2112 victor2112 22-25, M 4 Responses Oct 31, 2012

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    Thought This Was Funny

    There's a book I found at the bookstore entitled, "What Men Know About Women."  I was curious so I flipped through the pages.  The whole book was blank lol.  I know that's not true I just thought it was funny.
    tenderheart08 tenderheart08 31-35, F 35 Responses Feb 8, 2008

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    Ok i'm going to try and say everything i know

    from women so far... If someone feels insulted i'm sorry, it's not my goal to be rude, just my random attempt to explain something i will never be able to see but from the outside. So feel free to show me where i'm wrong. I love women, i think i'll never find something that...
    jafetgx jafetgx 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 11, 2014

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    How can a gal like a preppy boy more

    than a country boy? I don't understand. I had a preppy kid come over to my house and I told him to grab my splitter and pointed to my axes. He asked which one was a splitter. lmao smh
    IDontEvenKnowAnymore1 IDontEvenKnowAnymore1 16-17, M 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    I don't understand this dynamic.

    I have confided in a female friend that I am not happy in my marriage. That I feel unappreciated and unloved. That my wife shows me no affection or love. These feelings have been tortuous for the past few years and my friend nows this. I've been vulnerable with her and...
    OML1971 OML1971 41-45 6 days ago

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    My girlfriend goes to college 8 hours away from

    home. She had to stop short of home to do a little research for a class. So I met her there. We stayed the night in that city. I asked her if she wanted to stay tonight as well, she said she'd have to talk to her family. So this morning, I asked her again (I kind of need to know...
    countryboyhyde countryboyhyde 18-21, M Oct 11, 2014

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    This Is Fun !!! Say What ?

    I work at wallyworld, aka Walmart. Last night was the Black Friday sale's and like a dummy I agreed to work it. Wont happen again !!!! All the item's that are in the sale are brought out sitting on pallet's and wrapped in shrink wrap. They are placed in their spot and the shrink...
    Robert1256 Robert1256 51-55, M 6 Responses Nov 25, 2011

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    I asked the missus if she wanted to go swimming

    tomorrow? & she said she feels like she hasn't got the energy so I said maybe I can drive over her house & we can have A night in watching movies? Then she said she's not gonna spend her Saturday night sat in the house. 😯man! I don't know???
    Workingclassman Workingclassman 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 23

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    Estrogenic Questions

    I think it's a conspiracy. Women are really robots and they're internally shifting their own mind's without being aware of it externally (think subconscious and conscious) in order to confuse their prey. You ask what are their prey? Mostly men. Some seem to enjoy a smaller food...
    PhilosphicalNonsense PhilosphicalNonsense 18-21, M 5 Responses Sep 11, 2009

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    TheRealwoman Feels Like a Rarity...

    Some of my "sisters" are hurting because they say they are not respected by men. They cry that they are not treated like Ladies, but then some of them act like beasts. If you want Love you can't expect to be loved if you have NO respect for anyone but yourself...
    TheRealWoman TheRealWoman 31-35, F 8 Responses Sep 9, 2009

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    But...

    Actually, I pretty well don't understand anyone else, be they women or men LOL I chose this group for this story because I couldn't honestly create the "I understand women" group. So, the story is actually, the opposite. I was overhearing the tv, and there was this ad...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 12, 2008

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    LOVE this article. http://thoughtcatalog.

    com/mena-coticelli/2014/04/6-things-men-will-literally-never-get/#gzjxXSD5I838Y7MJ.01
    YouBeTheAnchor YouBeTheAnchor 22-25, F 1 Response May 22, 2014

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    Why Are Women So Confusing?

     The past 5 days, I've been thinking about this girl from my school, i met her on friday, and friday night I got her number from a friend. I texted her a bit and hung out with her all day monday and tuesday. Last night (tuesday) I texted my friend to find out if she likes me...
    LoveBone LoveBone 16-17, M 9 Responses Jan 27, 2010

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    I don't understand when I tell someone to "stop

    it" I actually mean KEEP DOING IT. Or when I say "noooo" it means YES. I think many know of this type of behaviour hahaha
    tsukiyodesu tsukiyodesu 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 3, 2014

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    The Complicated Ones

    I can't say I have understood every woman I have ever met. The ones who think everything is directed at them, about them and for them. I just know to stay away from the personalities who are like vindictive pieces of shrapnel.  There's trouble.  If you don't take...
    wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 7 Responses Sep 10, 2009

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    " Cushy "

    'women' I meet online bawl about their problems... the problems typically are that they can't procure someone -vastly superior- to their own life situation... Ok so like XYZ girl like has mental problems and wants a guy who is perfect and 'she' will accept nothing less. Anyone...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 Aug 21, 2010

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    I Don't Understand Anybody..

    I don't even understand me let alone anyone else.. men are slightly easier to almost understand than women usually... (their wants are usually about the same across the board) In all honesty, I don't understand anyone except my dogs... I understand them and am grateful...
    arkansaskat arkansaskat 46-50, F 4 Responses Sep 9, 2009

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    I Can't Understand Her..

      9 months ago I got out of a 4 year relationship, and about 1 and a half months ago I met this girl, I asked her out and we've been together since. She is fun, likes adventure and laughs a lot. After the first date, she called me first, she seemed very interested...
    andro333 andro333 22-25, M 4 Responses Nov 7, 2012

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    But I Sure Will Keep Trying...

    even if I never succeed!  
    bricmpt bricmpt 36-40, M 3 Responses Sep 9, 2009

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    I'll Answer Some Questions.......!

    Well as a woman myself, I know I play some games based on insecurities, and I use my intellect and superior debating skills to manipulate the conversation in my favour. I also know that I over react to certain things more when my hormones are screaming, and I ...
    CrazyKitty03 CrazyKitty03 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 23, 2009

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    God Planned It That Way.

    I think in his infinite wisdom he realized that it would take only a few thousand years for the world to become over populated if He didn't put in some controls. If you're familiar with the Bible, you know that in Genesis we go from nothing to Adam and Eve with family in just a...
    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT 66-70, M 2 Responses Nov 26, 2011

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    I Don't Understand..

    ..my own gender myself. Why are there so many girls out there going all melodramatic and being so sensitive? And why want to cause drama and wtv? I find that very troublesome I much rather have a quiet life.
    AlexisHyuuga AlexisHyuuga 16-17, F Aug 30, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    Haters

    middle/high school didnt really care to hang with the girls but the fellas were cool. Just be me without the drama Women now are still on drama, i cant tolerate that. Oh dont measure me up to you bc im my own, unique brand. Women do too much, chillll ladies. i prefer close...
    luvyourself luvyourself 31-35 Aug 2, 2012

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    And That's A Good Thing....

    I've been married for many, many years, happily I'm told, lol. I can declare one axiom, a wise man knows what he does not know. I know I don't know many things about my wife. The second tenet, unraveling this mystery is most of the fun. I guess for the same reason we like...
    Michaelated Michaelated 46-50, M 3 Responses Sep 12, 2013

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    Random Things I Don't Understand About Women

    To me, they're a whole nother species; I'd probably have better luck understanding extra-terresrials or inter-dimensionals for that matter.  I don't get them... their motives, their true feelings, their thoughts, their hormones (especially)... here are just some random...
    SirDeividdo SirDeividdo 22-25, M 14 Responses Sep 7, 2009

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    Why is it that me as a guy cannot talk to other

    girls. But my girlfriend can talk to other guys and everything is spose to be lovely? I have no problem with her talking to other guys, why can't she feel the same about me and other girls? Why is there always a double standard.
    countryboyhyde countryboyhyde 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 10, 2014

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    Not Being Rude Here...

    Sorry to all the ladies out there who might've thought I'm saying this in a bad way. Trust me I'm not. I just don't realy understand women. Not like when a guy says, "oh man, she's crazy". No, not like that. I was always taught that I didn't need to understand...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 8, 2009

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    Does Any One?

    This is an understatement!   I will admit, I have no clue. I have read books and talked to lots of people. I don't think any one understands women. I have had a few that honestly admit that they don't understand women either. If that is the truth, than why do men get in...
    Percheron Percheron 41-45, M 5 Responses Aug 21, 2010

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    Dunno

    I love them to death and I know everybody says they don't understand the opposite sex but it's really true for me.  Women are very confusing.  If they like you they pretend not to after a while.  I've seen this happen a lot of times.  A woman seems interested...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 23 Responses Jun 4, 2007

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    15 Things Women Wish That Men Knew About Us

    Before I start, I'm not trying to stereotype anyone, it's just in general. 1. When we have a problem, we want you to listen. We were gifted with two ears and one mouth. Don't try to fix it, most of the time by the time we're done ranting we got it all figured out. 2. Do not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jun 24, 2013

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    For the last few months I've been flirting with

    one of the lasses behind the bar at my local. Over the past few weeks it's been getting a bit more serious, but the chance has never arisen to ask her out for a drink. Anyway, today Cheryl Cole's ' I don't care' has come on, and Sinead has grabbed me and started gyrating...
    Mick672 Mick672 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    45 Things Woman Want But They Would Never Ask For..

    45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to... her. 3. Share secrets with her. ...4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with...
    simplydbest simplydbest 22-25, M 6 Responses Aug 21, 2011

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    Even though I'm a woman I dress like a man

    and have a very deep voice. Most people I meet assume I'm a man because of my appearance. That doesn't bother me at all because it's how I choose to appear. There has been a number of times that I've noticed a woman seemed attracted to me because of how she looked at me and...
    SapphicMinion SapphicMinion 26-30, F 7 Responses May 2

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    I WTK Why Some Women Take So Many Pictures Of Themselves

     I don't intend to be sexist, but I find this more often with females. You probably know what I mean. An attractive woman indulging in taking her own pictures and sharing them online or somehow else. You can spot them rather easily. They take care of themselves, don't miss...
    Katrine88 Katrine88 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 4, 2010

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    The Feminine Mystique

    What’s up with me here is, despite meandering this pocket of the earth for 40 years now, I don’t relate to the feminine mystique very well. This is nothing new. As a teenager, I became enthralled by another T.V. icon, Phil Donahue, godfather of the daytime...
    UnderEli UnderEli 46-50, M 6 Responses May 10, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Fact: women are ******* annoying. 100% true.
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M 10 hrs ago

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    I don't understand why people would want to harm their child with that stuff.
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    Well, for me there´s no such thing as a friendzone when it comes to women. If a women is not having sex with me, or i can see that it ain´t gonna happen in the future, she isn´t...
    PenetrationGuru PenetrationGuru 36-40, M 1 day ago

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    I've been single for awhile I've been really happy I think we're going to workout 😁
    courtcourt94 courtcourt94 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Why be a hater, be nice, be calm
    MrSilver77 MrSilver77 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    You didn't know it when you said "Hello." You didn't know that I thought about you afterwards until sweat beaded my skin and you didn't know that I wore myself out, thinking of you...
    lovelywarpedlemon lovelywarpedlemon 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel I do not understand him enough because he has a stressful job. But then I think I have a stressful job too. We are after all in the same line of work. How come I...
    Fierceapple Fierceapple 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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