I Don't Want a Funeral

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 241 People

    It'll Make Me Mad

    I believe there is an after life, and if I see from that afterlife that people are crying over me, I may have to turn polergiest on their @sses to get them to stop screaming. I'd have to think of some way to let em know it was me being a poltergiest tho...
    Pebbles1982 Pebbles1982
    31-35, F
    Feb 9, 2011

    The thought of a bunch of people staring at my

    dead body really creeps me out.
    pinkwaffles pinkwaffles
    18-21, T
    1 Response May 23, 2015

    A Wake

    I don't want a funeral, I want a wake And I want it to be open bar - so all my friends can get tanked and talk about the good times we used to have when I die, I want the people I care about to celebrate my life - not mourn my passing
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 16, 2007

    Stuff That!!!!

    I want a party!!!! I want live music and kegs, and I dunno, bull riding and strippers **giggles** =D You're supposed to commermorate someone's like at a funeral, you might as well enjoy it =)
    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    6 Responses Jan 23, 2011

    Set Me Free

    First i am an organ donor , then i want to be cremated and set free in Lincoln City, Oregon . One side is mountains the other the ocean ...just in the wind. I want my family too play all the music i love at the memorial, Dance- Leann Womak, You'll Be in My Heart-Phil collins...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Jan 26, 2008

    nothing. no veteran salute.

    no mourning...no fancy stone. i care nothing for any of that. take the money and travel instead.
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer
    46-50, M
    1 Response Jul 25, 2015

    I don't want a choir singing sad songs

    or a preacher yelling at people telling them not to be sad all the while bringing up reasons they should be. I want people that considered me family or a friend to sit and talking about good times we shared, laughing, eating, drinking, and having a good time...I don't want...
    IndecisiveLateBloomer IndecisiveLateBloomer
    22-25, F
    May 17, 2015

    Nope, I want a party.

    Cry at home or when they cremate my body or feed me to the fish (Now that's a really nice way to finish!) I've gone somewhere else and can't do it anymore! I'll be there with all muy companiero's and amigo's in spirit! For sure@location.unknown! I want to be remember for...
    deleted deleted
    Sep 21, 2015

    Ashes to Ashes

    I drove by a famous funeral home here in town yesterday and I've never seen so many people lined up to enter. The line of fabulously dressed men and women stretched 200+ long as they stood in the rain waiting for a chance to pay their last respects and say all the relatively...
    Inman Inman
    31-35, M
    6 Responses Jan 7, 2008

    I Don't Want A Funeral Either!

    I'd just rather crawl somewhere and just die! I actually thought that I'd take a nice long walk on the river of ice and hopefully fall in and drown. I can't go on living anymore! It's not the same. I don't think I love anyone anymore! I feel so empty and I just wish it was over...
    iwanttodietoday iwanttodietoday
    Feb 13, 2012

    I Don't Want a Funeral

    When I die, I would like to be cremated and have my ashes scattered somewhere in nature. I don't have a specific location picked out I just really don't want my family to feel the need to haul an urn of my ashes around. I also don't want them to be placed on a plant in someone's...
    TheWolf TheWolf
    31-35, M
    1 Response Sep 26, 2007

    I Want a Cremation

    i dont want a funeral or a service, i dont think someones passing should be sad. I dont want people to be sad when i leave. Just a simple cremation and my ashes flung in the ocean would do me
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    Mar 29, 2008

    Send Me to a Med School...

    ...cut me up for study, then use what's left to fertilize the plants! Anyone that wants to party for me - well go ahead, but not at some overpriced Funeral Home!  
    deleted deleted
    Apr 3, 2009

    I Don't Want a Funeral Really Or At Least Not Your Average Funeral ;d

     I want either a number of things to happen to me if I die - you are my witnesses people!!! *points at reader* I decided a long time ago that I'd quite like to be twanged into a tree - just for the fun of it. I quite like picturing the scence of my family and friends...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit
    22-25, F
    May 17, 2008

    Ok This May Sound Crazy But

    i want a small bomb strapped to me maybe somehow planted inside of me that when it dectets my heart has stopped beating will blow up my body. so if i do get kiddnaped and killed, i'm gonna blow that mother ****** up lol and if i die in my sleep when i'm an old man, lol well not...
    lmpulsive lmpulsive
    22-25, M
    9 Responses Aug 7, 2009

    No Funeral For Me.

    I've always been the black sheep of my family so I don't want a funderal.I went thru alot of emotional abuse as a child by my brother and it has had lasting effects into adulthood.There is alot of other emotional baggage due to this and I've been thinking how I do not wantanyone...
    Cotton1953 Cotton1953
    56-60, F
    3 Responses May 15, 2011

    Why Not A Party?

    I don't want people crying over me.....or rather what's left of me. Seriously, the me they knew is gone and they're stuck with a gut-bag in a box. I'm the type of person who loves to have fun and make people laugh. I want to be remembered that way and throw a dance party or a BBQ...
    ShadowShikoba ShadowShikoba
    Nov 15, 2012


       I have already told my wife I want a party. I also want to have my ashes put into these small pill bottles I have. Everyone could have there own bottled of ashes as party favors and do as they will with them.
    Dewduster Dewduster
    66-70, M
    8 Responses Apr 8, 2009

    Put Me In a Lighthouse When I Die...

    My husband knows that I do not want a funeral. They are too over rated and are absolute misery to the family and friends. Not only do they max out the emotions and misery, but also the pocketbook. I am to be cremated and I want my ashes to be placed inside of a lighthouse of his...
    LotusLady LotusLady
    36-40, F
    Feb 9, 2008

    Nope, Don't Want One.

    I just want to be set off at sea in my coffin. :)
    deleted deleted
    Apr 7, 2010

    I would hate the attention.

    I'v always felt like this, the thought of people having a day about me and crying me makes me feel odd. It makes me cringe and it also makes me feel like- I'd just want that to be it and i'd want to be forgotten. I used to suffer from depression and i wished everyday i would die...
    Imissedmytrain Imissedmytrain
    22-25, M
    Sep 14, 2015

    Nuh Uh!

    I would rather die quietly in the woods and be absorbed into the soil as all is eventually.  I am no better than the elements surrounding me.  I'm just more interesting :)
    TheArcticWolf TheArcticWolf
    13-15, M
    May 1, 2010

    Not For Me

    I really don't understand the purpose behind funerals. I want to be buried in cardboard, with no chemicals pumped into my poor dead body and left to just be. I don't want to be painted up and propped up on display. That isn't how I want to be remembered and I honestly find it...
    Randomsomething Randomsomething
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 22, 2012

    When I Die Just Bury Me Or Cre...

    when i die just bury me or cremate me or whatever...ill be dead so i wont care.
    irishwannabeky irishwannabeky
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2008

    I Want to Rejoin the Planet

    and that mean creamation for me. I want to be scattered out on the ocean on a very windy day so that some goes in the water and some flys. I want my family to rejoice that I am finally out of pain and waiting for them. I want them to use the insurence money on something fun...
    Artisina Artisina
    46-50, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2008

    My Finale Farewell

    My wife and I dissagree on how I chose my finale Chapter. I want no family night, I want no funeral so to speak. All I want is the cheapest pine box to be found and a short gravesite service for close family. I wont rob them of a final goodby. If you want to honor me do it now...
    Robert1256 Robert1256
    51-55, M
    8 Responses Jun 6, 2010

    Lets Party

    I would want everyone to be happy that I was no suffering so much anymore. I would want a party and to be cermated and put back in the earth ie plant a rose bush with my ashes and dirt so I can always be remember for what I am a rose with so many torns.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 23, 2008

    I Have Prostate Cancer

    Just on 2 years ago April 15 2010 I went to the local Doctor for a flu shot while there he talked me into having a prostate check (PSA)To cut a long story short I found out I had prostate cancer big time .I was on the operating table within 2 weeks to have my prostate removed.The...
    tony04 tony04
    1 Response Jan 7, 2012

    I Don't Want A Funeral

    I am not a religious person and I see the sorrow death brings people and I know a funeral is a way of saying good-bye. In my eyes I don't want a room full of people mourning and sad speeches about the fact I am gone, I want a "celebration of life". I always say that if you cant...
    thecrazyaussie thecrazyaussie
    Sep 23, 2012

    I want a party. I want a DJ playing my favorite

    songs, I want there to be cake, snacks, food, and drinks for everyone. I want everyone to dress how they want to dress. And I want everyone TV have fun and appreciate the time they had with me
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 30, 2015

    Since I was young I have this thought.

    When I leave this body, I want this body to be fed to animals. It will complete the balance. While I am alive I feed on animals (dead ones after being cooked) so in a way I find it fair that they feed on this body when I leave it. Of course this humans around me won't agree to...
    madknightt madknightt
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 13, 2015

    I'm Gone, So Stop Please

    I have put it in my will that there be no funeral and no amount of money from my estate be used to pay for a funeral.  I have specified that my remains be cremated, but that they may scatter my ashes if they desire, but I am not to be put in a urn or anything like that, best...
    nudeinva nudeinva
    51-55, M
    15 Responses Apr 8, 2009

    When I'm Gone, I'm Gone.

    My husband just learned this morning that one of his best friends died in his sleep yesterday.  He was only 58 and hadn’t been sick.  Just like that, he’s gone.  News like this always upsets me.  And it always gets me thinking. I don’t...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    28 Responses Apr 6, 2009

    Viking Funeral! Ar! Ar! Ar!

    I don't want a sad funeral. 13 years ago I lost both my mom and dad within 2 months. We had buried them in one of the oldest and largest cemetaries in the country. Very 'proper' funerals and expensive! The sales lady there was a woman I used to work with . We had bought them...
    Iris77 Iris77
    46-50, F
    Jan 24, 2008

    Well I want a party..

    ...... Let me explain. My friend and I have a pact. This pact isn't a suicide pact do not worry, is more of a if I'm too old to live without pain, I'm on life support, or if I am already dead when she finds me, she'll either help me die, or hide me in the woods where I can...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jul 24, 2014


    now that I think about it...
    Eamane Eamane
    18-21, F
    Oct 9, 2009

    Don't Put Me In a Box

    Forget the crying and coffins I want a party. Bring everyone in, you must wear my favorite color, black, and get some music going. Lots of food, dancing and drinks all around. I want everyone to smile, laugh, enjoy the moment and picture me there dancing right along. Then take my...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Nov 24, 2007


    These last couple of years, I lost many friends and family. I went to all of their funerals and there's a tension once you walk into the room, people crying, other people smiling and laughing with joy of reuniting. A Funeral brings people close yet separates the dead...
    SourLove SourLove
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 7, 2009

    Here's What I Want Instead

    I want my remains cremated.  Then I want Lisa to buy a kilo of the best weed in town, and mix my ashes in with it really well.  Then I want her to throw a big party so all my friends can smoke me while listening to A Love Supreme by John Coltrane.  
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    14 Responses Jan 24, 2008

    Final Request

    I won't be buried and therefore there will be no gravesite for FastLaneC3. I've already requested on my will (haha yeah I got one to protect my RRSPs and stocks) that my heart and my body be cremated seperately. My heart ashes are to be spread out wherever the wild...
    FastLaneC3 FastLaneC3
    18-21, F
    27 Responses Jul 8, 2009

    The Next Step.

    I've honestly always preferred the idea of my loved ones sitting around with a bottle of cheap wine, drinking and remembering good things about me rather than standing over my casket weeping while some preacher gives a solemn speech...only resulting in more crying.    Death...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 28, 2011
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