I Don't Want to Be a Crazy Cat Lady

So, I've been trying to work out what the male equivalent of this particular set of circumstances is. Crazy Cat Chap just doesn't have the ring of truth to it that the female stereotype does.

So far I've come up with a range of...

Nope! I don't want to be the crazy cat lady! Though, that may happen for me! I do love cats and treat them like fellow human beings. I speak with them, as if they could understand english. :-/
But, if I stay alone for the rest of...

I already have 7 cats. I tried to put a few outside but they keep sneaking back in. I can't get them to stay out there. I've tried to find homes for some of the cats. I've called all the shelters but they all give me the same answer...

I think with how hermit-like that I am becoming in my life that I will just surround myself with cats when I am old. I doubt that I would ever remarry if my husband up and died on me, and as I hate children, I will probably die in my...

I now live alone, with two cats.
I'm pretty sure I'll always be alone, but I don't want to have like 50 cats. Dogs... dogs would be better, but I need a bigger house and more land for that.

I have 7 cats. I didn't plan on having seven cats. I started out with one. Then I got another one because i thought the first one was lonely. Then someone begged me to take their cat, I said no at first but i felt sorry for the cat. It...

Okay.. so I live with two of them and they are my family..

As Frostbitten so kindly pointed out.. I'm already crazy...

I won't go throwing cats at you if you piss me off

However.... I will enlist the help of my ep friends to aide...

Because i'm the most introverted.But then my friend brought another cat.Friend - 2Me - 0There might be hope for me yet :P

WE have six cats. And we foster for a non kill rescue. The thing is my boyfriend is responsible for the majority of our feline family, don't get me wrong I wouldn't change a thing and I love them like nothing else on the planet...

kitties are fun, but becoming crazy cat lady is way over the top for me. just thinkin about it.....eeew... no

I am not the only one experiencing this problem in my neighborhood. I've joined here after doing some googling around today and my situation looks not so good. My goal is to not take on anymore cats. I am actually open to someone...

I hate to admit it but I think that's where my life is headed. Although perhaps I am a bit young to qualify at the moment my two cats and two dogs are my family. I talk to them and they 'talk' back. Especially the cats, they carry on...

I want to build a forty square house but didn't know what I would do with it, when my boys moved out but now I have the answer; crazy cat lady. 
 
I can have as many cats as I want provided I can care for them.   I...

First off, I love cats and have always loved cats.Second of all I got that whole crazy lady thing going on, mhm.Third of all I'm a people person but that can change very easily within a causing circumstance.Yeap....SO! I may be doomed...

I'm just not much of a cat person.I dont hate them, but, I can do without them.So, I'll be just the Crazy weird Lady cause I wont have a bunch of cats. 

My partner and myself have eight cats - ages range from 9 months up to 7 years; the male is neutered, the females all speyed. They are all microchipped, up to date on vacs, defleaed anddewormed regularly, some are indoor cats, others go...

I reeealy don't want to beconme a crazy cat lady, but someone's gott'a do it :)
I know 2 ladies with mental past and both of them claim that cats spoke to them...
they should both thank the lord they were born 500 years later...
so...