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I Don't Want to Take Your Damned Test

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    Isn't there a Blogthings for this one??? Just kidding..I thought it was an awesome group name Pricey!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F Apr 28, 2009

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    When did EP get taken over by all these damned tests?  I was checking out the Groups list and they were all like "What kind of fungus are you?" or "I took the what kind of salad condiment are you test!".  Congratulations you are a Fly Agaric! ...
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 10 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    HUMAN2BME HUMAN2BME 26-30, F 5 hrs ago

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    Or whether you love it when your boyfriend tells you how much he loves you. Seriously. Why the fück would I care? Don't take me as insensitive, but seriously, girls who do this...
    TheAverageIdiot TheAverageIdiot 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I'm very comfortable with myself and I know exactly what I want and I may be young but I'm 100 percent sure I don't want kids and it's a deal breaker for me. People have told me...
    SophieBabe20 SophieBabe20 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 13

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    There's no avoiding it. You're going to show your dangles, aren't you? I guess it's fine and all that you have that thing. I don't really want to see it. I can see plenty on line...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 2 Responses Jun 30

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    I am 31 and I remember being 9 years old and wanting to jump off this balcony. I think sometimes if I had did it then what would I have missed out on? Would all the good...
    whoateyourheart whoateyourheart 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 7

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    I'm 62 years old, and never thought I'd be old, sick, poor and alone. I have lost everything, so I will never be able to retire. I don't know how long I will be able to physically...
    Zennish Zennish 61-65, F 1 day ago

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    I can understand how people romanticize marriage and build it up with words like commitment, faithfulness, loyalty, etc. A marriage in itself doesn’t actually have the power to...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I just hate it when people say “you will change your mind as you get older”! Guess what, I said I didn't want kids when I was 15, now I'm 25 and I still don't want kids! I just...
    Naturalsimple Naturalsimple 22-25, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    But I don't want to not have someone to take care of me when I'm old.. lol.
    NatashaRose NatashaRose 18-21, F Jul 20

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    hey all ! ... this is important and big. can i have a small time of yours, just little.. few minutes.. i sign up here around a year back to share my story with people and i did. i...
    heartless2 heartless2 22-25, M a week ago

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    My adoptive-parents forgot about my up coming birthday. They know that I've been molested and raped and they just shrugged their shoulders and said "sucks". A lot of the time I...
    100PercentMe 100PercentMe 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I was introduced to this guy at a town street fair the other night. We chatted and had fun. I don't know many people in the area, but the ones I do know are twice my age and this...
    WiredCritter WiredCritter 22-25 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I was abused as a child and being the middle child I got it the worst. I've been spanked with a belt, once across the face with the buckle part. My mother is suicidal, always...
    coltman88 coltman88 22-25, M Jun 29

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    I've been staying in my parents apartment for the summer, but now were going home this weekend for our town's homecoming. I don't want to go but I have to. I'll run into my pot...
    crystal234 crystal234 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I'm a recovering addict and I have two years clean from drugs and alcohol.. I lost my kids my house my career. I'm starting all over again I have my kids back in my life but from...
    Lotusgirlred Lotusgirlred 31-35, F Jul 13

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    I don't want to stay with my family(my parents), because we often have quarrel. Perhaps, it is good for us to keep a distance.
    Aspada Aspada 16-17, M Jul 13

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    My mom has cancer I don't want to lose her
    Countrycutie2098 Countrycutie2098 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I'd rather just crawl back into my sheets and watch the perks of being a wallflower and be sad together with charlie. I don't want to have to act happy and energetic all day...
    sproetje sproetje 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I get waay too jealous waay too easily and I don't want to be like this anymore. If anyone knows how I can work at not being this way anymore, or even if you're the same way...
    trysten778 trysten778 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I don't want kids because I know I wouldn't be a good mother. I would rather go out and have fun with friends instead of stay at home and change diapers. Does that make me a bad or...
    ashizz ashizz 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I currently live with a roommate who has a baby (approximately one year old). I didn't know I would be living with a baby when I decided to move in, I was told all of the roommates...
    secretgarden22 secretgarden22 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Well I want a party........ Let me explain. My friend and I have a pact. This pact isn't a suicide pact do not worry, is more of a if I'm too old to live without pain, I'm on life...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sometimes I wonder why am I alive, what is my purpose in life to be here, why did god choose to create me. I hate my life, I hate everything about it. Nothing good ever happen to...
    emmiecarmi emmiecarmi 26-30, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    **** the people of Westboro Baptist Church. I'm personally agnostic atheist, so basically I don't really believe God is real, yet still I have no proof, so I keep in mind he could...
    Wynnieskye Wynnieskye 16-17, F 8 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    My husband and I recently fell on hard times and were forced to move in with my parents. My husband works a job that requires him to be gone for weeks on end and I'm stuck with our...
    SoapBoxKid SoapBoxKid 26-30 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Why am I still married? I am not in love with him anymore, I treat him like sh... I don't do the wives duties... I don't wait to have lunch with him or have dinner with him. Why...
    gweneth gweneth 36-40, F 3 Responses 48 mins ago

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    Who always has something bothering them.. Who's always stressed about one thing or the other.. Who's always mithering. . That one person who never copes with anything.. Always has...
    Quanitta Quanitta 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm a Christian and I support you all. 2 days ago, I saw to men holding hands, they weren't afraid or ashamed of it, I looked at them and you know what? They looked happy! Many...
    MysteriousBlu10 MysteriousBlu10 22-25, F 11 Responses Jun 29

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    one crazy conversation... acquaintance: "Hey, you want to have kids one day?" me: "No." acquaintance: "Why not? You seem like you’d be a good mom. Or is it that you don’t...
    Neiymara Neiymara 22-25, F Jul 8

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    Because I'm not infallible. I feel, and hurt and make mistakes in my life so why should I suddenly feel empowered to fix yours? Especially when I'm as patched up as a rag doll? It...
    MindvsHeartAJ MindvsHeartAJ 18-21, T 2 Responses Jun 30

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    If you don't like me out what I do, keep it to yourself please. I wont spam you. Don't bother me please
    rmindeed rmindeed 22-25, M Jul 5

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    I really don't your sexuality is no one elses business and let me tell you I have bi and gay friends and they are no different to anyone else ,except that they know how to party...
    beastman111 beastman111 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 19

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    I do not care one bit if you are gay, bi, straight, trans or hetero because we are who we are and no one is going to change us, be who you want to be and you'll be alright, don't...
    XxilovebmthxX XxilovebmthxX 13-15, M 3 Responses Jul 4

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    I really don't care what sexuality you are that's your business. I had gay and bi friends
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    My parents worked abroad when I was a small kid. It was my grandparents and aunt who raised me. I went to study abroad where they work. I was excited that I can be with them and be...
    alilight23 alilight23 13-15, F Jun 29

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    Yeah 😂😂😍 I don't care as long as you're breathing normal..... 😊
    yalalast yalalast 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I didn't tell people I was bi, like you don't just go up to someone and tell them you're straight! But as soon as people knew a lot of people, mainly those b*tches at school, gave...
    Jennnaaa Jennnaaa 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 17

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    I don't care if you're black or white, tall or short, skinny or fat, gay or lesbian, hindu or muslim, christian or atheist. If you respect me, i will respect you. It's just like...
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 4 Responses Jul 17

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    I really don't care. You're a courageous human being that's what I think you are :)
    Xcinderella Xcinderella 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I don't get what's the straight fad with people these days. Most straight people tend to think that just because I'm a lesbian I'm going to hit on every breathing woman on earth...
    Tamayo Tamayo 13-15, F 5 Responses Jul 19

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    I don't care just talk to me baby
    Shyloveman Shyloveman 22-25, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I don't care just as long as you're nice :)
    SummerB1 SummerB1 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I don't hate kids as much as I hate their wuss parents for not doing anything about them acting up! This weekend I had a hair appointment. When I went into the salon, one woman's...
    binky85 binky85 36-40 Jun 29

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    Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much, because that too much can hurt you so much...
    AnnaKhit AnnaKhit 26-30, F 5 Responses Jul 4

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    I don't feel comfortable in my own home. Having to worry and having fear every night before going to sleep isn't normal. I don't feel safe. I'm 16 years old and want to move in...
    kaaligirl kaaligirl 16-17, F Jul 6

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