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I Don't Want to Take Your Damned Test

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    When did EP get taken over by all these damned tests?  I was checking out the Groups list and they were all like "What kind of fungus are you?" or "I took the what kind of salad condiment are you test!".  Congratulations you are a Fly Agaric! ...
    Pricey Pricey 26-30, M 10 Responses Apr 27, 2009

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    Isn't there a Blogthings for this one??? Just kidding..I thought it was an awesome group name Pricey!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F Apr 28, 2009

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