I Don't Want to Talk Until I Have Had My Coffee

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    I'll Have To Kill You

    I have a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee or I will have to kill you!" sign on the wall at work.
    Vyjena Vyjena
    46-50, T
    Dec 12, 2011

    Instant Human= Just Add Coffee!

    I'm pretty pleasant to be around  most of the time but I have to say that "perky morning people" both annoy and scare me. I set up my "coffee bar" each night before I go to bed and make sure my coffeemaker is "locked and loaded." I check...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Dec 10, 2008

    It's More Like You Don't Want to Talk to Me.

    You don't want to come near me until I've had my morning coffee.  Let me get a cup in me first before anyone expects me to be a human being.  I despise mornings and need my coffee to even start thinking.  I'm very quiet and cranky when I first wake up...need...
    haydenrules haydenrules
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 4, 2009

    Coffee Anyone?

    I get up in the morning and walk straight to the coffee pot. I start the brewing process and I go sit and wait. I wait because I can't seem to do anything else until I have had my first cup of coffee. I have recently been introduces to Seattle brand coffee. Their breakfast...
    BlueGeorgia BlueGeorgia
    41-45, M
    16 Responses Dec 9, 2008

    Me No Make No Sense!

    When I wake up mornings, I am so quiet, except for the grunts and mumbles that passes for words! XD I am highly out of it and need my coffee to reboot my brain. I do understand and can answer people, when I wake up, but it's like I'm still in a dream state. So I'm a little moody...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 9, 2008
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