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Give me some effing caffeine Myrtle because it is only 5:00 am here and I am already hitting a low.
than an ice cold Diet Coke.
for a brand new Keurig single-cup coffee maker for my husband. See? Good things happen for other people when I have my Diet coke.
and insisting I drink water or he won't tell me where it is.
I suppose infanticide is out of the question ....