I Don't Want To Talk Until I Have Had My Diet Coke

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    Yeah

    Give me some effing caffeine Myrtle because it is only 5:00 am here and I am already hitting a low. 
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    Apr 12, 2010

    My son keeps hiding my diet coke

    and insisting I drink water or he won't tell me where it is. I suppose infanticide is out of the question ....
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    2 Responses May 24, 2015

    Redeemed my Coke Reward points

    for a brand new Keurig single-cup coffee maker for my husband. See? Good things happen for other people when I have my Diet coke.
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Jul 1, 2015

    There is no flower on the planet more desired

    than an ice cold Diet Coke.
    SubSided SubSided
    46-50, F
    1 Response May 22, 2015
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