I "dork Out" Sometimes

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    But really, who cares?

    What's a dork, anyway? Someone who is different from the norm. If we were all alike, the world would be a very boring place, indeed.
    SadSadie13 SadSadie13
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Dec 28, 2014

    I might have ****** up slightly.

    I said my friend's newborn son looked like a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard. He tried to deck me. Ah well, that's life I guess.
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Aug 3, 2015
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    1 Response Nov 14, 2014
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    9 Responses Mar 31, 2014
    etdragonstrom etdragonstrom
    18-21, M
    Jul 3, 2015

    ODE TO SPORK Who the hell invented this fine

    piece of eating utensil...I should say why the hell! Hey look I'm spoon.. now I'm a fork. No what you are is a huge failure at both! Get off the fence, and pick a side man! Have you ever tried eating meat with one of those things? *stabs pork chop, and fork part of said spork...
    Slashrattlenroll Slashrattlenroll
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Nov 16, 2014

    Shhhh! Don't tell. Can you keep a secret?

    I own every single live action Batman movie (with bonus features!). I've been Princess Leia for Halloween... twice. I've read all of the Harry Potter books 11 times (except for the first one which I've read 23 times). I know every President in chronological order, every state in...
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord
    22-25, F
    3 Responses May 13, 2014
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 26, 2014

    I dork out on The Nightmare Before Christmas.

    I've been collecting stuff since the movie came out in '93.
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    1 Response Oct 28, 2015


    .... Finds my ridiculous researching mind inside of that split second where I need remove myself from within the walls of this absurd confession. For "I" find myself hopefully not to be in any way, shape, form or fashion any inclination to be involved with, and even if...
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    46-50, F
    May 17, 2015

    Instead of singing Wrecking ball,

    I sing I came in like a poke ball, all I wanted was to catch'em all, but they fled from me.
    Shirousa Shirousa
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Apr 24, 2014

    I didn't knew I "dorked out"

    until a classmate of mine stared at me, mouth wide open, as I explained to (I'm going to change her name in case she pops up in another experience....) Carry about the lesson we had in economics , where I ended up giving a very detailed report.... She just wanted to hear the...
    Sil833 Sil833
    18-21, F
    May 15, 2015
    voodoo1970 voodoo1970
    46-50, M
    Jan 10, 2016

    When I see people repeatedly post "I need

    friends..." on here this always pops into my head. lol https://youtu.be/fy42lyFJN7A
    Bluebell83 Bluebell83
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    Today, I had a friend over

    and we took out my Legos and played a game of Pokémon. I won every round. WE EVEN FOUND TORTERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Peachyyoshi Peachyyoshi
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    Sometimes, putting your shoes in the fridge can

    lead to wonderful discoveries. Like pizza.
    Longpatrol90 Longpatrol90
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jul 15, 2015

    Just read a post on Buzzfeed about the 20 most

    insane fandoms. Happy to see my beloved Supernatural at #1. And the Whedonverse fandom made the list too. How can you not love Joss?
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    4 Responses May 15, 2015
    pardax pardax
    16-17, M
    1 Response May 3, 2015

    "I wore goofy hats to school

    and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down." ---Zac Efron
    Jzzmine Jzzmine
    18-21, F
    Jun 4, 2015

    Yesterday, I spent all night watching Kim

    Possible and The Proud Family instead of studying for my math final....I didn't do good on my final.
    deldel22 deldel22
    18-21, F
    May 22, 2015
    Ashthewolf7601 Ashthewolf7601
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Dec 30, 2014

    I got into a 40-something minute "debate" about

    how it would actually be possible for Ewoks to defeat an imperial force on their home planet. With a 50 year old guy lol.
    Nikya Nikya
    18-21, F
    5 Responses Feb 23, 2015


    when people start talking nerdy! In thus I must talk nerdy right back!
    DML2451 DML2451
    26-30, M
    1 Response May 29, 2015

    Yeah, I break out into dance at work.

    ..and I sing. I also sing in the car like I'm on stage...yeah I do it, just hope no one puts a hidden camera in there!!
    SunnyGrlA SunnyGrlA
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 25, 2015

    One time I left work

    and got in the passenger seat of my car by accident. I just shook my head, got out, got back in the driver's side then started laughing out loud at myself. I must have looked insane...and the thought just made me laugh more.
    tornadowinds tornadowinds
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 24, 2015

    Yeah I like to think my dog acts like this

    sometimes! I'd like to think what he would say during fireworks or thunderstorms.
    PowerExtreme PowerExtreme
    31-35, M
    Aug 14, 2015

    I Am A Dorky Diva

    I read technical manuals and textbooks. I am a girl gamer.  I wear glasses. I find intelligence a more attractive quality in a man than muscles. I love technology and I am not afraid of it.  I am not into the latest fasion and go more for comfort.  Yes,  I think I am a dork...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    7 Responses May 9, 2011

    some say "dork out"..

    ..i say, i have a tendency to get over excited about things lol nothing wrong with that right?
    GoKingsGo GoKingsGo
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 20, 2015

    i have had a lot of dorky moments

    but i will share a few of them for you guys!!!!! ^^ once when i was in highschool... for english engl had to make a presentstion and then present it too the class. it was a distater!!!!!!! first i actually tripped over the lead thing that came from the laptop to the projector...
    Slothislife Slothislife
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Jan 27, 2015

    *raises my hand* I am a proud

    and slightly crazy Percy Jackson fan. If u even mention something that corresponds with book I will have a dork attack better known as a fangirl attack
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    5 Responses Jan 3, 2015

    This is totally fun for me,

    I love to dork out. Talking about something very interesting to me can cause this phenomenon to happen. So, just in case we ever have a conversation, lol, just a friendly warning.. hahaha
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    1 Response Jul 7, 2015

    It depends on what I "dork out" about.

    I mostly "dork out" when I'm talking about The Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter and of course I "dork out" about any of my celeb crushes... >_< Yea I know I'm weird. Lol
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Dec 18, 2014

    A lot, actually. I didn't come to terms with my

    being a dork until I got to a school full of dorks... a school of performing and visual arts and advanced studies. In other words, a school full of nerds and artist. All od my friends are dorks in some very big ways, and I have embraced my inner dork. Thanks, friends!
    AnyExperience AnyExperience
    13-15, F
    Nov 22, 2015
    aspiringmagicalgirl aspiringmagicalgirl
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 10, 2015

    I have quite a geeky collection of books,

    audio dramas, comics, collectable figures, posters. You know, that kind of stuff. I recently bought six collected comics and they should be arriving tomorrow. But when I'm in the shops I don't go to New Look or other such shops selling fancy shoes, but to Waterstones to buy...
    ThatGirlSara2 ThatGirlSara2
    18-21, F
    6 Responses May 1, 2015

    Sometimes when I travel I fall asleep trying to

    keep my hands warm. I wake up feeling dorky for where they are, on airplanes.... (it looks like I'm playing with myself, sometimes, I imagine.) lol
    JanieNudiePants JanieNudiePants
    31-35, F
    Jun 12, 2014

    ...And they whirl and they twirl

    and they tangoSinging and janging a jangleFloating like the heavens aboveLooks like muskrat love<3
    tornadowinds tornadowinds
    46-50, F
    2 Responses May 6, 2015

    " I hope you don't think I'm looney now.

    " Lol nervousness caught me by surprise, lol ☺ what I really wanted to say was you have a beautiful name. Just as you are. ;) Instead I dork out by telling you I heard your name on a commercial this morning... lol what a dork I am...lol.
    deleted deleted
    Apr 13, 2016

    This is just me, im very dorky in general.

    I can be funny but i like to stick to those incredibly bad "dad" jokes for fun :D Everytime i tell my friends a really dorky joke, I can't help but to crack up and watch their reactions and sometimes they just want to slap me :)
    Lostied Lostied
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 5, 2014

    Dork out and moody. Lately I my moods have

    been all over the place. I usually try to be here for my friends trying to cheer them up. But I been kinda impossible to work with. I really don't know how they put up with me. Maybe lack of sleep is getting to me. Out I'm bring moody pregnant. Life is being a little tough...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Dec 29, 2013

    If this picture makes sense to you,

    then you're at least kind of cool.
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Aug 14, 2015

    sometimes.... i just sit here

    and stare at your lips. or maybe your eyes. it depends on my mood. rarely can your lips caress what the eyes have not seen... and yet.... *toys with blindfold* *grins*
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Jul 18, 2015

    People say you should just be

    who you are. I have made a commitment to be who I am, unfortunately, that person is incredibly silly and a bit nettled- headed for all her supposed “smarts”. I seem to have a lot of problems with cell phones, for example. I use to forget I even had one and let it die in the...
    deleted deleted
    Mar 5, 2016

    Im a dork n i know it cuz i chew on my hair all

    the time lol i also get juice everywhere when i eat oranges!! :) 'sorry mom i didnt mean to get it in ur eye!' ;b
    JennaRee JennaRee
    16-17, F
    4 Responses Jun 22, 2015
    gskudbhsb gskudbhsb
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Aug 13, 2014

    We started playing volleyball in P.

    E. and when I saw those nets up, let me tell you, all that was running through my head was "HAIKYU HAIKYU TOSS TO ME SPIKE IT HAIKYU HAIKYUUU WE'RE GOING TO NATIONALS C'MON GUYS HAIKYU!!" But on the outside I just *soft screeching* "eeeeeeeeeee"
    idontgetthislifething2 idontgetthislifething2
    16-17, F
    1 Response Nov 26, 2015

    Sometimes I just enjoy great conversation,

    lounging, having a drink, and being a complete dork laughing with people! I'm usually always in a good mood, and laughing. Taking time to enjoy people and relax just as you are is so important. Being too busy to have fun with friends can ruin relationships and cause loneliness...
    Parkerluv1 Parkerluv1
    26-30, M
    Jan 4, 2015
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    5 Responses May 12, 2015

    I have spent far too much time on Pinterest

    today. But this is so true. Nerds are awesome
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 7, 2015

    It's a Friday night and I find myself reading

    Spongebob quotes to entertain myself. God I'm such a dork! Haha :D
    glassbonespaperskin glassbonespaperskin
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 3, 2014
    Aoakua Aoakua
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Aug 14, 2015

    Guys! :P I went to freeze some water balloons

    in the freezer and saw I had Pizza rolls! :O My lunch for tomorrow has been discovered!
    Raptax231 Raptax231
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Jul 15, 2015
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