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I Douche

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 30 People


    With my magical douche called, Golden, I remove sand from the vaginas and manginas that belong to the sheep and haterz of EPLand. You are all most welcome for my service UPDATE- i have zero recollection of writing this story o.O
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    62 Responses Jun 14, 2010

    The Apple I Douche

    Yeah you know with my apple i douche I can listen to songs while I douche :DAnd it's so portable I feel like I can douche anywhere :D~I douche in the Car~I douche at the bar~I douche with a goat~I douche in a boat~I douche when i'm sad~I douche....just a tad~I Douche when i'm mad...
    Jnrx Jnrx
    Mar 2, 2011

    No, Not Really

    But honestly, how could I NOT join this experience? I'm just hoping that Ediez contributes more often.
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 5, 2012
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