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I Drank Moonshine

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 69 People

    ...And I Still Do.

    I have straight (double filtered) corn whiskey, peach, and blueberry right now. I am currently experimenting with a vanilla extract - taste test June 6! And I'm playing with mixes with candied strawberries; still more work to get the cut right. Grew up with shine and will always...
    PaleFox PaleFox 41-45, M Apr 25, 2013

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    So apparently in Switzerland,

    where I've got some family, there is a legal dispensation to brew up to 2 litres of schnapps per cow you own. Given that this is a ridiculous amount for its supposed purpose (treating colic) and there seems to be very little interest in policing it (my uncle doesn't own a...
    winstonwelles winstonwelles 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 13

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    The Real Deal

    good shine looks like water and tastes like strong corn whiskey, real strong. you can take small sips or use a little to get a campfire started with damp twigs. it can even make some kinds of paint bubble and peel. ive had the same jar in the freezer for almost a year and its...
    bunnyhound bunnyhound 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 16, 2012

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    It's legal where I live to purchase moonshine

    in the store, as long as it comes from licensed distillers. They stock it in its own section, like it's a specialty liquor. It's sold in Mason jars with labels and bar codes; the cashier scans your jar of 'shine at checkout and announces your total as if you'd just bought a...
    FakeIsTheNewReal FakeIsTheNewReal 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    Watermellon

    A friend when 17, gave me a quart. Another friend and I spiked a watermellon. We went to a spot we all hung out, a "drive in". No one was there while going back home. We were pulled over by the police (loud muffeler). Can't figure it out, the car reeked of alcohol. The...
    masseure masseure 61-65, M Apr 23, 2013

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    Corn Liquor By Hayseed Dixie

    I'll eat when I get hungryI'll drink when I get dryIf the life I live don't kill meThen I guess I'll never dieI'll tune up my fiddleI'll rosin up my bowAnd find a girl to hold me tightAnywhere I goCorn liquor corn liquor's what I cryIf you don't give me corn liquor boySomebody's...
    OgoNay OgoNay 46-50 Aug 25, 2013

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    I Love The Real Deal

    I love real backwoods moonshine. I love the tasted. I love the way it goes down warms and sets my inside me. Makes me horny too. I wrote another story talking about what happen after i drank moonshine.
    missjdragon20 missjdragon20 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 26, 2013

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    Whoa!

    A fellow graduate student from West Virginia went home for Christmas and came back with a case his uncle had made, packaged in Mason jars.  Not much taste, like drinking EverClear, with an aftertaste somewhere between hominy and stale, wet cardboard.  Might have made a...
    EBunbury EBunbury 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 12, 2008

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    I was 13 and my parents went out of town and left me with a girl that worked with my mom who was 16. OMG looking back. Her bf and mine were best friends. Needless to say we all 4...
    sml4 sml4 46-50, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    I drank too much tonight. I needed to, I'm weak. Like being chased by a rhino. Running but not running. Not fearing the outcome but dreading it at the same time. Filling in the...
    joecell joecell 46-50, M Nov 9

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    Oh my first time drunk, ahh, a moment to not be proud of!! Who'd have thought a small case of small beers would get a 15 year old hammered.. Well, I obviously didn't think that...
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M Oct 26

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    I once accidentally took a sip of a glass of gin and it was probably the most disgusting thing i have ever tasted in my life
    Kitry Kitry 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 26

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    After so long of no licquor...bad idea. Very bad idea...
    Myzery Myzery 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    ...because I'm British! And the legal age is 18 in a pub, and 0 at home. Cheers!
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M Oct 31

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    Tonight i was supposed to be DD but i got hella ****** up. Its hard when your the life of the party. LOL halloween my favorite holiday.
    Infinit3 Infinit3 22-25, M Nov 1

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    This is the first time I've ever shared this story with anyone. I've always been too nervous. But, since the whole thing was all just a big accident, I feel comfortable sharing...
    ThisIsJustForFun ThisIsJustForFun 13-15, F Nov 1

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    I realized this morning that I drink too much when I'm in small social gatherings. It's because I'm nervous. Inside, I probably really feel like running away from the moment, and...
    AboveTheTrees AboveTheTrees 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 3

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    One time in middle school I decided to get wasted on coffee one day, so I got up real early and filled a water bottle full of jet black, strong espresso, I finshed it by second...
    likespike likespike 18-21, M Nov 9

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    It's 18 in the UK but I remember buying beer at 16 while wearing my school uniform! Ibsen recall it cost 45p
    logicalspider logicalspider 51-55, M 1 Response Nov 13

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    Not too much. I've had a sip of beer (eww), champagne (actually not too bad), and a few glasses of wine (it's okay I guess). Thanks mom!
    Blujay02 Blujay02 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    It's Friday don't give a **** bout to turn the **** up. And message a bunch of people lets see how this works out xD
    trevorlane trevorlane 16-17, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    This is how not to do it: OK, this happened in the mid 1990s to me, my wife, and my dog, and one cat. We were in the mountains on a Sunday evening, I had the next day off from work...
    severalanimals severalanimals 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 24

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    What's three things' ll turn your head inside out faster than fresh moonshine? mountain air, mountain water, mountain girls. Appalachian saying
    thebigtexrock thebigtexrock 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 26

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    Apple pie moonshine... Happiness in a cup :-D
    LaydeMaverick31 LaydeMaverick31 31-35, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich...
    silentwriter180 silentwriter180 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    WOW! Do I have stories on this one! I used to be a very heavy drinker. I would wake up, and not realize where I was, or how I got there. How I got home... I lived through my...
    ChefBri3030 ChefBri3030 31-35, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Ugh. Where do I even start? It's 4:47 a.m. and I'm awake. Just woke up with the dry heaves because I was unable to cope with what happened last night without abusing alcohol on my...
    Stalked9 Stalked9 41-45, F 9 Responses Oct 25

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    My dad is an alcoholic, and I didn't find out until I was 14. At that point he was 11 or so years sober. That was until he relapsed when I was 17... He went to treatment and lived...
    amalmberg13 amalmberg13 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 28

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    Yesterday I had to pee so so bad but I had school and no time. I had skipped my morning pee and drank coffee and tea to get me going. During classes I drank about a liter of water...
    imthedaydreamqueen imthedaydreamqueen 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 28

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    Yesterday I had to pee so so bad but I had school and no time. I had skipped my morning pee and drank coffee and tea to get me going. During classes I drank about a liter of water...
    imthedaydreamqueen imthedaydreamqueen 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 28

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    Anybody deal with a job that requires occasional pee tests? How do you handle them? We had one today and I don't want to announce in front of everyone that I wear diapers and am...
    ROcket81 ROcket81 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 3

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    so one day I and my friends thought it would be fun to see how long I coulx hold my p in . so I had drank A LOT and really had to p in so we went on amusement rides after all the...
    Justbeingmeok Justbeingmeok 18-21, F 5 Responses Nov 13

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    When i was in my couch and my nany brang my medson i was waiting for my water then 1 MINUTE LATER... my water came so then i drank my medson and water then i had something wrong...
    25maboushakra 25maboushakra 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 13

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    Hated them all my life and still do. The smell is repulsive to me as well!! It's not a food I simply hate. Because I eat food I hate. Such as brussel sprouts or peas. It's a food I...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 Nov 13

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    Crazy how one person changed my life. I didn't want to live for myself anymore, didn't care about my health, drank a lot to dull the pain i was feeling inside. drank while i was on...
    josh221992 josh221992 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 14

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    I am 19 years old. 2 years ago, my best friend Carly was really fat and she was fine with it. On the other hand I, (Catherine) was very slim. I was about 100 pounds, 5,2. Carly was...
    FatNiLikeIt FatNiLikeIt 18-21, F a week ago

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    I guess this is a life story of me smoking. When I was 15 I started smoking cigarettes, but only when I would drink alcohol. Because being a teenager I thought it was cool to...
    EnglandsAnswer EnglandsAnswer 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    Drank so much the past few days - no need for it! Not drank because I've felt bad but just for the sake of it which isn't a good thing. Tomorrow signifies the day of the detox...
    Unnecessarilylostsoul Unnecessarilylostsoul 26-30 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    This story is about the church I used to attend when I was a child. The incident supposedly occurred before my family joined the church in the 70's. So I'm not sure of the year...
    paclark paclark 31-35 Oct 23

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    Will you eliminate excess weight in the event you try to eat only Weetabix for per week? Will you lose excess weight should you take in only Weetabix for a week?You will see...
    Anthony820l5ij6 Anthony820l5ij6 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 23

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    Drank too much last night, got bills to pay I'm late for work again.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 23

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    Feel sick to my stomach thinking about life (also the alcohol I drank last night) I'd give anything to have some reciprocity in the emotions department. I just need someone to help...
    PseudoNymph PseudoNymph 22-25, F Oct 23

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    So I have a problem--sort of related, sort of not. But you guys are so helpful and supportive that its worth a shot. Let me start out by saying I had a wonderful morning/afternoon...
    SweetHeresy SweetHeresy 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 23

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    making an updated one :) Not 50 questions but who cares? The Basics: Name: Rebecca Age: 18 School: College Nationality: Canadian Hobbies: Dancing, Kickboxing, talking to friends...
    Borntobedevilcute Borntobedevilcute 18-21, F Oct 23

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    Let myself is an understatement? I drank some tea and it made me sleepy. Then Tasha took advantage of me while I was nice and vulnerable!!!
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 23

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    I drank some water, and now I got hiccups! They won't go away, and they're starting to get on my nerves.
    dogsareCute16 dogsareCute16 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 24

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