A friend of mine told me he is a member of a Wine Club (Here in the UK). They meet in the local Park every Morning at 9 am. (At the park bench). Hmmmmmm
I feel really warm and fuzzy. I had more than one drink in total but I cant stop myself from walking weird as in feeling like im gravitating to one side or the other. My eyes are...
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush. You drink a lot.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
You drink alone, in crowds, after...
Drink plenty of water, keep yourself hydrated ;)
Q: What is a drunk man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: "Olive or twist?"
This is my dream to drink milk from a woman anytime I want