I Drive a Pirate Truck

Drivers of Pirate Trucks Unite! 5 People

    My Pirate Truck

    I love my pirate truck. It is black and has skulls and crossbones. I don't know why my neighbors look at me funny, but I'm fairly sure that they are jealous. Clearly they simply want to steal my ride. Which is why I have trained several pet monkeys to guard it while I sleep...
    EPStan EPStan
    26-30, M
    7 Responses Jul 16, 2013

    I jump myself, and truck onto this bandwagon

    (pirate bandwagon? - a suggestion for future debate) since I'm driving a two and a half ton. A large party can easily grapple and board landlubber SUV's and this pirate truck can haul the tons of cheap tourist trinkets that will be the plunder! I can't decide quite where I...
    tipidweller tipidweller
    41-45, M
    Oct 25, 2014

    My Truck Has A First Name

    its P I R A T E. WHEEEEEEEE!!!
    testchovy2 testchovy2
    70+, M
    Oct 15, 2013

    It Broke

    My axels need a'greasin. Who HAS WD40?????
    testchovy2 testchovy2
    70+, M
    Oct 15, 2013
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