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    BUS Dwivah!

                                     BUS DWIVAH Chapter One: The First Solo Run Author’s Note: In the following...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Sep 11, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Six

    BUS DWIVAH! Chapter Six   Essence of Kid (part one)   You can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs and you can’t drive an elementary school bus without hearing some of the most excruciatingly funny lines you will ever hear.     In...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Sep 17, 2008

    I Miss Driving a Bus Full of Kids

    I drove bus for about 2 years and then I decided to become a custodian for the same school district because I would get more hours. Sometimes I get called a bustodian, lol. I went back to it when I was laid off for a year from custodial. It was cool because I was able to get my...
    Pussywillowing Pussywillowing
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2008

    Bus Dwivah Chapter Four

    Monogamy I once heard a comedienne say, “It’s easy for penguins to mate for life. After all, it’s not like they’re going to meet a better-looking penguin…” The same is true of geese. The average non-feathered individual would be hard pressed...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    1 Response Sep 14, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Nine: My Savage Darlings

    My Savage Darlings                           I don’t know where spring began in your neck of the woods, but today marked the official end of winter on...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Sep 24, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Three

    Chapter Three Communicating with Your Passengers (and their parents) continued  As a bus driver, you sometimes find that the failure to communicate does not originate on your end of the conversation, or to be more accurate, the failure to communicate...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Seven

    Essence of Kid (part two)   The introduction to this section of Bus Dwivah, subtitled Essence of Kid, is in Chapter Six. If you care about introductions, feel free to peruse it there.     Constance Marie, the kissing bandit, was a 2nd grader (as I’m...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    Sep 19, 2008

    I Put In 8.5 Years!!

    Still feels really weird to pass "my bus" on the road - even though it's been 4.5 years since it was "mine"!     (these days I spend my time driving a straight truck part time, and spending most of my day playing dispatch/supervisor to my fellow...
    Creamsicle Creamsicle
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Ten: the Coronation

    The Coronation               For nearly a week, I had been trying to recover from the depredations of a combination of pneumonia, strep throat and a sinus infection. I missed two days driving, but over the weekend...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Oct 10, 2008

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Five

      BUS DWIVAH! Chapter Five   Arbor Day   For Bill Murray it was Groundhog Day, in the movie of the same name. For Bus Dwivah! it was Arbor Day.   I never saw it coming, even though it develops that it is highly predictable. In Pennsylvania...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    1 Response Sep 17, 2008

    So I was on the bus amd my friend strats

    freking out and is like this guy is so gorgeous and ect it was funny hahahha
    oakdolphinking oakdolphinking
    16-17, M
    Jan 21, 2014

    BUS Dwivah! Chapter Eight: Bus Discipline

    BUS DWIVAH! Chapter Eight   Bus Discipline   Yeah, I know. Bus Dwivah, too, would have preferred to just put the kids down and let ‘em graze. They’d be funnier that way. A school bus, however, is presumably first and foremost a form of transportation...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2008

    BUS Dwivah Chapter Two

    Communicating with Your Passengers (and their parents) If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, then kids are from…another galaxy. They don’t speak or understand English, although they give every appearance of doing so. They speak Kiddlish and every word you...
    mamapolo mamapolo
    56-60, F
    Sep 13, 2008
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