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I Drunk Dial

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    I Don't Drunk Dial.

    It sounds fun, but I don't like people enough to drunk dial them. If I had, I would be bitching to them on their voice mail.
    ShirtlessBetty ShirtlessBetty 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2011

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    Only Once

    My first night drinking I was at a friends house and there were a bunch of people there. I only knew one, lol. So I'm talking to these guys, telling them about the boyfriend I had at the time. They didn't believe I had a boyfriend who lived in another country. So I'm like, "...
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    After a Small Bottle of Vodka My Mobile Phone Is My Best Friend!

    Yes...I'll call her.  She'll love it.  All problems will be solved.  I am at that witty stage of drunk.  My enunciation seems good to me. -Hmm...but should I really?  Remember what happened the last time? -Then again this time could be different. ...
    ICantHelpMyself ICantHelpMyself 21-25, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    Actually i rang the wrong number once and it was an old lady who answered. I was gonna rung my nan but accidentally dialled the last number wrong,a old women answered and i said...
    TargetAimShootKill TargetAimShootKill 13-15, F Aug 5

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    The first night i met this guy he was drunk & all over me but me knowing he had a girl friend i pushed him away. Just a few days after them breaking up me & him hungout again for...
    pinkk44 pinkk44 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Is anyone else scared of drunk people? I am terrified of men, and found others, but not about drunk people? I get panicky and suck. As a child occasionally my father would drink...
    Bcori1999 Bcori1999 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    I got drunk at my aunts wedding and danced with this 40 something year old woman. I drunk danced and everybody knows that drunk dancing is the worst. I said some things I would...
    jm4life jm4life 16-17, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I went pit with a few coworkers last night. First time I've been out with them and I feel sooo embarrassed. I'm generally quite a talkative person especially when drunk, but at...
    Ceallsach Ceallsach 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    He's getting married in less than 6 months, yet whenever he's drunk, he calls me and wants to do the dirty deed with me. How on earth is he supposed to start married life when he's...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 3

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    I don't like to drink but I like seeing people get drunk and being stupid lol.. What I really love is when girls get so drunk they start loving everyone lol you ladies are much...
    billyaldo billyaldo 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    That moment when you step in and realize your still drunk from last night. I made an inappropriate joke at the cleaning lady as soon as I walked in and was like, oh no, may still...
    RasinBoy RasinBoy 26-30, M Aug 10

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    i got drunk very recently when i was out with my friends ..... we got drunk and i accidentally had sex with a random guy ..... but i still loved it
    akanksha89 akanksha89 16-17, F 1 Response a week ago

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    On EP at night.. the bitter mean drunk men and women come out and attack you for it. For the record.. I still got respect for you drunk MILF's and appreciate your importance in...
    HeFeedee HeFeedee 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    When I'm sober, drunks irritate the hell out of me. When I'm drunk, sober people irritate the hell out of me.
    Pearl41 Pearl41 41-45, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Love getting drunk and listening to music, Vodka Nd Redbull ah I'm on such a hype right now 😈
    Adam352 Adam352 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    Got pretty drunk last night. Even after I stopped drinking I felt the lingering effects for many hours. Even today I can tell I have a pretty foggy mind.
    zacktr zacktr 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 5

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    I'm drunk. Which means today is a dream
    miaftw miaftw 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 6

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    I was never able to understand how someone could let themselves get soo drunk that they actually fall asleep leaning against the toilet after puking. until my 21st bday last year...
    colorfullcolorado colorfullcolorado 22-25, F 4 Responses Aug 7

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    Not only when I am drunk, but the day after too. Last night were fun. And there is something like to much fun!
    Kirsebaera Kirsebaera 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 9

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    Drunk texting is bad. But I do it anyway.
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I'm drunk right now. Is Five bottles of beer at one time too much? :3
    CarthAnne CarthAnne 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    No, i am no really, but i was last night, as an experiment. Wait no, my dad bought me some alcohol. And so i got very drunk. So, i was talking to my friend on here and now when i...
    MayaMoonShadow MayaMoonShadow 16-17, F Aug 12

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    2 years ago. It's my birthday party, me and my friends held a big party to celebrate it. The first stage we throw barbeque party at my garden, it was very fun, we ate so much until...
    NaughtyAngel91 NaughtyAngel91 22-25, F 7 Responses Aug 14

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    Anymore when I drink I have to refrain from hard liquor. This story is why... One wintry night myself and a few friends decided to binge drink some Turkey 101. Not the most...
    BeachHopper BeachHopper 26-30, M Aug 14

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    i got drunk and punched a dinosaur and broke my wrist on the dinosaurs face
    tzdog tzdog 13-15, F Aug 19

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    I fooled around with this guy when we were drunk & i ended up liking him A LOT... But just a few days later he got back with his girlfriend... What should i do? Or do i have a...
    pinkk44 pinkk44 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    Back in college I used to have plenty friends. When I got drunk, I made even more friends, I joked, laughed and was generally in a good mood. Now, in my early 30s, I live in a...
    myprivatehell myprivatehell 31-35, M Aug 21

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    I got so drunk three weeks ago I fractured my nose by walking into a wall :(
    20andinkedxxx 20andinkedxxx 18-21, F 8 Responses 6 days ago

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    Is the reason why i don't drink often lol. I cant type coherently when I am drunk so it is easy to know i am. Unfortunately when i drink i end up stripping... and as my fone has a...
    surfdas surfdas 22-25, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Shalalalalala I'm bat **** drunk and I skipped my classes Shalalalalala I don't give a goddamned **** Shalalalalala I'm gonna regret this soon:)
    RozzebellConta RozzebellConta 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Gonna be that kinda night. Expect major drunken posts! :-D
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    Last night I texted a bunch of guys trying to get laid but guys I talk to would never take advantage of a drunk girl. One was willing... So I told him everything he could do to me...
    cuteshyginger cuteshyginger 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    It's 3 Am here and I'm drunk and I just want someone to talk to over the phone. :( well, at least I had a good time lol 🙊
    Inthepr0cess Inthepr0cess 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Whenever she gets drunk and I drive home I get her boobs out and play with them, once stopped in a parking area and was watched by a guy, I should have rolled the window down so...
    Southlincsman Southlincsman 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    I is well drunk. That was all but they said it was too short. More of an experience needed. I just ate a homemade burger.
    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia 26-30, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I get drunk on life High from air
    RainbowWolf13 RainbowWolf13 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    Not exactly drunk, but feeling good. Always tend to be more outgoing with a buzz...
    pressure69 pressure69 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    From time to time it happens. I also get I Some that happens where someone is looking for a person who keeps calling for a certain person all the time and it's usually for a debt...
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Aug 19

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    Once I was expecting a call from my friend Daniel. The phone rang and I said "Hey Daniel" and he said "hey chris". Turns out it was the wrong number and his name was Daniel, he...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 19

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    this person was trying to tell a different girl that her mom got hurt and not to worry that she'll be home soon and these two guys were gonna bring her home than she ask alright...
    ashleysokolik ashleysokolik 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    so i have people over at my place drinking (im not drinking) i go into my room to go to sleep only to see that somebody got sick all over my floor :(
    tuffcookiexox tuffcookiexox 18-21, F Aug 3

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    So I recently broke up with my bf of 18 months and it's been a rough week......I went out with a bunch of my friends to a bonfire (we live in the middle of nowhere so there's not...
    NudistKris NudistKris 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 4

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    That is all for now.. Thank you.
    christinemn christinemn 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    Yes I have had nights where I have done this, and for some damn reason, the objects just won't listen to me >.>
    SuperLemon SuperLemon 18-21, F Aug 6

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    Ducking A! Absolutely!! Hahaha
    Yourwishsir Yourwishsir 31-35, F Aug 10

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    Took me a while to figure out why I like drinking so much. I really think it's because I'm able to have feelings and be emotional. I am so numb most of the time. Like a brick wall...
    455cargirl 455cargirl 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 10

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    comment area. but I did get plastered last night.
    colorfullcolorado colorfullcolorado 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 11

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