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I Drunk Dial

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    I Don't Drunk Dial.

    It sounds fun, but I don't like people enough to drunk dial them. If I had, I would be bitching to them on their voice mail.
    ShirtlessBetty ShirtlessBetty 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2011

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    Only Once

    My first night drinking I was at a friends house and there were a bunch of people there. I only knew one, lol. So I'm talking to these guys, telling them about the boyfriend I had at the time. They didn't believe I had a boyfriend who lived in another country. So I'm like, "...
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    After a Small Bottle of Vodka My Mobile Phone Is My Best Friend!

    Yes...I'll call her.  She'll love it.  All problems will be solved.  I am at that witty stage of drunk.  My enunciation seems good to me. -Hmm...but should I really?  Remember what happened the last time? -Then again this time could be different. ...
    ICantHelpMyself ICantHelpMyself 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    It's a good feeling. It's especially hilarious when your friends husband compliments how good you look (; but anyways, being drunk and going to a resteraunt is not a good mix ...a...
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    Hate just seems like such a strong word. And would only apply to very few drunk people. Like the annoying ones that'll sh*t in your sink instead of the toilet. Or the angry ones...
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I allow my wife to get drunk so that she will be more sexy and horny.
    indiansexywife indiansexywife 36-40, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I used to get drunk all the time.Whenever i had the opportunity.Then i got a dui.Never drank alcohol again
    usernameagain9 usernameagain9 36-40, M 6 days ago

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    First time having Redd's Apple Ale...not bad, and now I'm drunk!! Lol
    Nousername215 Nousername215 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 24

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    Honestly? All I want is the right man to accept my as I am. As imperfect. I'm loud, outgoing, materialistic (I admit it) can be bitchy but I can be a warm hearted sweetheart and I...
    Kisses899 Kisses899 22-25, F 8 Responses Jul 24

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    This post is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Selenadarling Selenadarling 36-40, F Jul 22

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    Love this post!!! I will hit u up this weekend!!!!
    Selenadarling Selenadarling 36-40, F Jul 22

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    You know what's sad? I'm going to a country music festival in two days and I am more excited to be drunk all day every day with my friends than I am about the music. Actually Im...
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    I call and ask people that I know love me if they are sure they love me
    silverxrose silverxrose 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    07-17... Crazy things happened I was all over this guy I like for 2 years. Kissing hugging and touching him. I was attacking him. I think my feelings for him just EXPLODED and I...
    Sen22 Sen22 22-25, F Jul 20

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    I did some really embarrassing things the night before and I am trying hard to push those things aside but I can't. I didn't know I was capable of the things I did, and I know I...
    BlueJayy BlueJayy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Especially when I don't drink, and some drunken environments equal trouble. I'd rather choose other options, at the end of the day. Socialising is all about love and connection...
    WokenandOpen WokenandOpen 31-35, M Jul 19

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    Aye guess whose wasted!!!!!
    lizaboo lizaboo 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 19

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    Haven't drank in about 3 months and I just felt like drinking tonight. I'm alone in my room with some beer and half bottle of tequila. Cheers and have a good night everyone.
    garcia9 garcia9 18-21, F Jul 19

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    Damn I'm drunk and I got work tomorrow 9-5 fuckkkkkk
    sioma17 sioma17 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Ok... Maybe just a little tipsy.... Not really drunk, but I really shouldn't have driven home... Thankfully all is safe and sound. I didn't think about having to drive home when I...
    Orangerocket Orangerocket 36-40, F 3 Responses Jul 18

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    It's 9:33pm on a Saturday and I am already drunk as ****!!! This is a great night:D
    JazzyBaby321 JazzyBaby321 18-21, F Jul 18

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    Why is it that everytime I drink I think of my EX but when I'm sober I'm like wtf why did i do that
    sioma17 sioma17 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    I went out for a beer after work. One beer soon turned into a few pitchers and shots and led to some decisions that I'm still not quite sure if I should pretend I don't remember...
    Mandaryn Mandaryn 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Lol, let's see where this leads!
    deleted deleted 26-30 22 Responses Jul 18

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    I just had a couple of cocktails and lost count somewhere...haha!
    EyeHeartCheesecake EyeHeartCheesecake 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 18

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    Man. I may have hit it a bit hard this evening haha. Anyone wanna come take advantage of the situation? ;)
    thewholetruthandnothingbut thewholetruthandnothingbut 26-30, M Jul 17

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    I just blacked out for a minute.
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M Jul 17

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    My niece is engaged to be married to one of the nicest young men I have ever met, last weekend his father was killed by a drunk driver head on collision. Very sad, very bad thing.
    severalanimals severalanimals 56-60, M 3 Responses Jul 17

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    I love partying and drinking you just have so much fun and all the stories after are hilarious that is if you're a good drunk
    slightlydelighted slightlydelighted 16-17, F Jul 16

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    When I'm hanging out. I stay away from high people or drunk people. They only bring bad luck. They get to high and want to fight or even get drunk and can't walk home. I'm tired of...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 16

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    I don't want to be high and mighty, as I've been there in the past and I've no doubt made one or two people uncomfortable, but you know what, I can't be bothered with them now. I'm...
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M Jul 16

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    This isn't my experience but I just heard this joke/story last night and thought it's too funny to not share in this topic. A guy walks into a bar to join his friends for more...
    littlemisslight littlemisslight 26-30, F Jul 14

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    life is jus spinnin... the reason for livinnn... I knoww ehn yer sleeepin...sum thin lack that eh??//
    roxrockman roxrockman 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    hey girls and guys... have you ever peed your pants because of you were drunk?
    napoleonebonaparte napoleonebonaparte 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 14

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    Maybe I'll have a glass of wine for breakfast and two bowls for lunch
    IntoxicatedFairy IntoxicatedFairy 18-21, F Jul 13

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    Not yet, but I'm getting there. :)
    YoungOne1901 YoungOne1901 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 12

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    I hate getting drunk but do like beer. I have terrible self control and then after I drink I hate myself really hate myself...
    Toon009 Toon009 31-35, M Jul 12

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    Just got into a Argument with A drunkerd! They are always so much fun, maybe I should have Sprayed her with OC and we could have had a Gay old time.... Maybe I could have Gently...
    Only1me4life Only1me4life 36-40, F