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I Drunk Dial

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    My first night drinking I was at a friends house and there were a bunch of people there. I only knew one, lol. So I'm talking to these guys, telling them about the boyfriend I had at the time. They didn't believe I had a boyfriend who lived in another country. So I'm like, "...
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    I Don't Drunk Dial.

    It sounds fun, but I don't like people enough to drunk dial them. If I had, I would be bitching to them on their voice mail.
    ShirtlessBetty ShirtlessBetty 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2011

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    After a Small Bottle of Vodka My Mobile Phone Is My Best Friend!

    Yes...I'll call her.  She'll love it.  All problems will be solved.  I am at that witty stage of drunk.  My enunciation seems good to me. -Hmm...but should I really?  Remember what happened the last time? -Then again this time could be different. ...
    ICantHelpMyself ICantHelpMyself 21-25, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    Southlincsman Southlincsman 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 30

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    IsleofSophia IsleofSophia 26-30, F 4 Responses Aug 30

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    effiestro effiestro 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Getting drunk as **** once again...hopefully into a stupor...yeah man!
    sunnysmiles1234 sunnysmiles1234 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 9

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    I should REALLY stop trying to comfort people when I'm drunk.... ****.
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    MikeBrin MikeBrin 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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