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I Drunk Dial

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    After a Small Bottle of Vodka My Mobile Phone Is My Best Friend!

    Yes...I'll call her.  She'll love it.  All problems will be solved.  I am at that witty stage of drunk.  My enunciation seems good to me. -Hmm...but should I really?  Remember what happened the last time? -Then again this time could be different. ...
    ICantHelpMyself ICantHelpMyself 18-21, M 3 Responses Jan 24, 2008

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    I Don't Drunk Dial.

    It sounds fun, but I don't like people enough to drunk dial them. If I had, I would be bitching to them on their voice mail.
    ShirtlessBetty ShirtlessBetty 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 1, 2011

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    Only Once

    My first night drinking I was at a friends house and there were a bunch of people there. I only knew one, lol. So I'm talking to these guys, telling them about the boyfriend I had at the time. They didn't believe I had a boyfriend who lived in another country. So I'm like, "...
    Melody08 Melody08 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 25, 2008

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    I have been very drunk in the past but don't care to do it any more. For me, it starts out fun, progresses to a stage of nudity in inappropriate locations soon followed by extreme...
    AuNaturelOne AuNaturelOne 56-60, M 5 hrs ago

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    ... at least not since I was 9! My grandmother thought it would be funny if I were to be the "bartender" at a family gathering one night. I knew enough to fill TUMBLERS with so...
    sttos sttos 56-60, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    well lets face it, almost all of us have here is a short top 10 list. can you relate to any of these? any bring a hazy smile to your face from the way back machine? 10. drove 2...
    mrawesome08755 mrawesome08755 46-50, M 1 day ago

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    I was living in Canada. It started off innocently enough; I was just trying to fall asleep haha. We had some white wine... I had some, but didn't give it enough time to kick in. I...
    thewholetruthandnothingbut thewholetruthandnothingbut 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    i am extremely gone right now but somehow still focused on that nazi grammer, although im watching ninja turtles for the first time on netflix. i have an unknown feelng, a sense of...
    musikid48 musikid48 22-25, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Drunk is a very odd state of mind. Time slows down, your inhibitions disappear. I like it though. :)
    thewholetruthandnothingbut thewholetruthandnothingbut 26-30, M 1 day ago

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    Dayyyyyyyy drinkiiiiiinnnnng
    ofnoimportance ofnoimportance 18-21, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    guilty!!! unfortunately, I send drunk texts! at least I don't drink very often! pahhahhaha....
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 3 days ago

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    Wondering if any sexy guys or girls would like to show themselves to me? I'll return the favour! 😊
    NotinWonderland NotinWonderland 16-17, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I feel so trashed with all my friends right now but I love it 🙌🏽😂:D
    Badgalgabby Badgalgabby 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    And auto correct can really be a ***** but i still do thank autocorrect are their to help me somehow.
    ImAlivingParadox ImAlivingParadox 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Not only i have never been drunk but also i have never drunk alcohol ever.
    umayyad umayyad 31-35, M 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    Aries Merritt just won bronze a World Champs and will have a kidney transplant. As a dialysis patient for the rest of my life I wish him well.
    comfi comfi 51-55, M 4 days ago

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    uh oh im at the Mario vision I only have the sence to jump & move out of the way lmfao,,,I had 4 strong beers 8.5% I think its catching me
    MyraTomPhil MyraTomPhil 26-30 1 Response 5 days ago

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    My dad let me try some whiskey and it was so disgusting! How do people drink that rank drink? I don't think I'll ever be drunk if thats what you have to drink. I don't get how...
    GeorgiaAllender13 GeorgiaAllender13 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I want to give them a lift home, me driving and her and the other guy in the back. I want to hear her moan a he puts his hand up her short skirt. I want him to suck her big boobs...
    hubbywhoscurious hubbywhoscurious 41-45, M 5 days ago

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    An uncle........the driver took my dead uncle & put him in the drivers seat ( 3-4 were killed ) and preTENDED for years that it was my uncle driving ( he was eventually found out...
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I am drunk and feeling rather 'friendly', if you want message me.
    notrodlincoln notrodlincoln 26-30, M a week ago

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    white wine, vodka or any cocktail for me!
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    i feel better when i am drunk
    khawarii khawarii 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 23

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    Like running down the beach naked, it was evening though and don't think anyone saw me, thank god!! Lol.
    stephanie29 stephanie29 31-35, F 50 Responses Aug 23

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    Last night I spent the evening with a friend at a nice martini bar. He was promoting his business and I was lending a hand. After he was finished we hung out with his wife and her...
    Emergingsoul Emergingsoul 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 23

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    I was driving behind one a couple of weeks ago. He is lucky the 911 dispatcher never answered the phone or I would have told the police about him. There was a cop just down the...
    moose73630 moose73630 16-17, M Aug 22

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    I was drunk with some friends and the evening got us play turn the bottle on a house party. We were playing with guys we did not know. And later one girl said whoever the bottle...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 21

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    I lose all inhibitions. I hate it! I should put phone down when I pick up a drink. You would think that at my age I'd know better.. do I ****!
    Magsminx Magsminx 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    I'm drinking right now, cheers everyone !!!
    gvm07 gvm07 22-25, M Aug 21

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    case in point I'm currently out of gas in the middle of ******* nowhere and no idea how the hell to get home
    fenrirandimpachi fenrirandimpachi 22-25, M Aug 20

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    I love drinking so much :-). Already started drinking alcohol casually when I was around 6. Mom often let me have a sip of wine, which became a glass for lunch for diner every day...
    superlady16 superlady16 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    Who doesn't? :/ Why be so stupid.. seriously.
    ModifiedMamaofTwo ModifiedMamaofTwo 18-21, F Aug 19

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    I had sex with my crush who I have been dying to kiss for 2 years. No regrets. Now, I know how it looks like. Ehehehe ;) You Only Live Once.
    22Nm 22Nm 22-25, F Aug 19

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    I mean, I haven't in a while but I really do want to 😂
    ssamuel ssamuel 13-15, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    yah, I can't think of anything memorable, tho I don't have ta be drunk ta act a phool
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 18

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    Drove a sports car through town... Apparantly... I dont drive lol.. Oops..
    DrDeathDefying DrDeathDefying 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    For my birthday, I sneaked some alcohol out of the kitchen when my mom wasn't looking. I took four servings of wine and two servings of vodka and took it to my friend's house and...
    hiddenkitty hiddenkitty 18-21, F Aug 18

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    Yea I have been so drunk I blacked out and don't remember anything then I just remember my best friend taking me a shower and a lot of throw up everywhere and of course the...
    emt09 emt09 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    I'm so hony right now message me girls only and we can exchange picks.
    Daldo Daldo 16-17, M Aug 18

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    Not my proudest moment but I have!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Aug 17

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    Just because I want to after the past week I've had
    lostcause0foad lostcause0foad 36-40, M 3 Responses Aug 17

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